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Old 03-25-2008, 09:22 AM  
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Man's 'crack cocaine' was made of peanuts, police say
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Man's 'crack cocaine' was made of peanuts, police say
by The Associated Press

A Charleston man was arrested for allegedly possessing imitation crack cocaine made of peanuts, police said.

A Charleston patrolman was patrolling the 200 block of Daniel Boone Drive Tuesday night about 9 p.m. when an intoxicated male was spotted, according to a criminal complaint filed in Kanawha Magistrate Court.

The man was identified as James Lynn Lacy, 33, of Washington Street West.

Lacy had slurred speech and admitted he had been drinking beer and that he was "f----- up," the complaint said.

He was placed under arrest and then searched.

Lacy was found to have in his possession two bags of imitation crack cocaine, the complaint said.

The suspected drug did not test positive for cocaine base and Lacy said the bags contained half grams of peanuts, the complaint said.

The peanuts were also cut into chunks to make it appear more like crack, the complaint said.
Lacy is charged with public intoxication and creation and possession of an imitation controlled substance.
How the hell is this against the law? It's not like he was trying to sell the peanuts! Jebus.
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:32 AM   #31
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My child has braces and is unable to chew food the day after an appoinment. I have these prepackaged so that said child can take the vitamins with a glass of milk and not overdose. Is there a law against that...sir?
Why are you drunk and carrying all of them on you at once?
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:33 AM   #32
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fine and good sir, except you were selling them for $10 dollars apiece on the corner of 8th and main to children that are not your own....
Nothing was said about him selling his peanuts. He was just in possession of a controlled peanut.
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:35 AM   #33
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:35 AM   #34
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Why are you drunk and carrying all of them on you at once?
What I thought was "near beer" was actually beer.
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:36 AM   #35
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Nothing was said about him selling his peanuts. He was just in possession of a controlled peanut.

Nothing was said about the peanuts being from DQ for sunday toppings either, because it was a news article and we don't have access to the police report, now do we.....
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:48 AM   #36
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Nothing was said about the peanuts being from DQ for sunday toppings either, because it was a news article and we don't have access to the police report, now do we.....
Sure we do. Just go to the courthouse in Charleston and get it.


We wll stay here and wait.
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From the article it looks like there's a law against having fake drugs. I'm not sure I'm happy with that idea but...
Can we possess powdered sugar?
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Can we possess powdered sugar?
only if its coke pretending to be powdered sugar. powdered sugar by itself = life in a federeal pound me in the prison"
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I didn't make the law. Someone needs to get a legislator on the phone and bitch.
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Huh. I never new cocaine looked like peanuts.
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When reading the article, I was wondering if the cop didn't mistake the imitation crack cocaine for heroin. I would think heroin would look more like crushed up peanuts than crack cocaine.

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I always thought bar soap was the classic way to imitate crack. I wonder why this dummy used peanuts.
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So how much do you think the cops tried before they found out it was fake?
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So how much do you think the cops tried before they found out it was fake?
That is why he got busted. The cop was pissed that he got jobbed.
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