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Old 05-03-2008, 06:37 PM  
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What would you do in this situation?

You are in customer service, and someone walks into your work station, looks at you and says, "Home Depot". Mind you, you do not work for Home Depot.

What do you do, or what do you say?
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Old 05-03-2008, 07:54 PM   #31
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So he knew how to start a fire, but he didn't understand how rubbing two sticks together accomplised that?
I'm surprised his dad could talk; I wasn't sure speech had been developed by that point in human history.
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Old 05-03-2008, 08:54 PM   #32
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I would say, "My name's not depot, and I'm not your chauffeur."
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Old 05-03-2008, 10:29 PM   #33
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I'm surprised his dad could talk; I wasn't sure speech had been developed by that point in human history.
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Old 05-04-2008, 05:06 AM   #34
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:25 AM   #35
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Let me help a little more.

After he said, "Home Depot", I respond, "Yes, Home Depot???"

To which he responded, "Home Depot."

I prefer Lowes. Although Home Depot is better than True Value.
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:08 PM   #36
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You are in customer service, and someone walks into your work station, looks at you and says, "Home Depot". Mind you, you do not work for Home Depot.

What do you do, or what do you say?
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:09 PM   #37
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I'd rip out his heart, put it in a doggie bag and hand it to him politely.
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:09 AM   #38
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Well, as many of you know this is USofKKKaliforina, land of the converted son of the SS governor, with many cultures, so the dude more than likely had a bit of a problem with the English language. He wanted DIRECTIONS to Home Depot.

So I gave them to him. I really don't know if he understood what I was saying, but, I gave it my best shot. Trust me, it wasn't worth the mental pain to attempt to discern what he wanted from Home Depot in an effort to save him the trip.

Just immagine the dude making it a few blocks down the street and walking into a gas station.
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:23 AM   #39
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Well, as many of you know this is USofKKKaliforina, land of the converted son of the SS governor, with many cultures, so the dude more than likely had a bit of a problem with the English language. He wanted DIRECTIONS to Home Depot.

So I gave them to him. I really don't know if he understood what I was saying, but, I gave it my best shot. Trust me, it wasn't worth the mental pain to attempt to discern what he wanted from Home Depot in an effort to save him the trip.

Just immagine the dude making it a few blocks down the street and walking into a gas station.
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:40 AM   #40
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Home Depot?

Take I-35, exit off 119th street, and go to Strang Lane. You'll find one there.
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:52 AM   #41
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"Yes, Home Depot, we have a subject but no verb, what can I do for you?"

This isn't English class. Why does it have to be such a chore to have a simple conversation with you?

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Old 05-06-2008, 11:59 AM   #42
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This isn't English class. Why does it have to be such a chore to have a simple conversation with you?

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Old 05-06-2008, 12:45 PM   #43
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:40 PM   #44
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Dude, could you immagine the roll Jed would be sportin these days with West texas intermediate north of 100 dollars per barrel?

They ought to do a Beverly Hillbillie 2008 style, In living Color AND HI DEF!!! OMG WTF?1?
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:55 PM   #45
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Dude, could you immagine the roll Jed would be sportin these days with West texas intermediate north of 100 dollars per barrel?

They ought to do a Beverly Hillbillie 2008 style, In living Color AND HI DEF!!! OMG WTF?1?
Funny part is there isn't any oil where Jed came from. I worked over there for two years and never saw a pump jack.
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