Life My wife just slugged me across the face - Page 3

Silock · 07-25-2008, 01:00 AM

... and I totally deserved it.

I was in the other room on the computer and my wife had already gone to bed. All of a sudden, I hear her scream. I jump up and run in the room to see what was going on. The dog was freaking out, the cats had scattered, the covers were completely thrown off the bed and she's standing near the light switch just staring at the bed. Apparently, she'd had some sort of nightmare and thought she saw something. I helped her put the covers back on the bed and she goes back to sleep.

You can probably see where this is going already. I wait for her to fall back asleep and go to the closet and grab a flashlight and a gorilla mask. I sneak back into the room and turn on the flashlight (underneath my face) and yell "AAAAARGH!!!!" She screams once again, freaks out and slugs me right across the face

She was not amused, but I was laughing my ass off anyway. She eventually started laughing, and has since gone back to sleep. She did lock the bedroom door, though, so I'm sleeping on the couch.

It was totally worth it.

JuicesFlowing · 07-25-2008, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

I have an idea. Since she's locked you out of the bedroom, you can combine The Bloody Knife Trick with the ol' Door Bust Down! She'll love you for it.

FAX

Make sure there no loaded weapons in the bedroom ...

Silock · 07-25-2008, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

The next time she's in the shower, dump a big glass of ice water over her head. With or without the ice cubes in it (I'll leave that part up to you).

That'll teach her.

Pssh... I do that all the time.

I dump cold water on her in the shower, and then flush the toilet.

Frazod · 07-25-2008, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Silock

Pssh... I do that all the time.

I dump cold water on her in the shower, and then flush the toilet.

Fun, ain't it?

**HemiEd** · 07-25-2008, 04:06 PM

I have heard too much protein in the system, will cause this kind of behavior.

Joie · 07-25-2008, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Silock

Pssh... I do that all the time.

I dump cold water on her in the shower, and then flush the toilet.

And this is why bathrooms have locks on the doors.

CoMoChief · 07-25-2008, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

The next time she's in the shower, dump a big glass of ice water over her head. With or without the ice cubes in it (I'll leave that part up to you).

That'll teach her.

Me and my dad used to pull that prank on eachother. Fun times.

JBucc · 07-25-2008, 04:22 PM

Be glad your wife isn't a black guy.

**Bearcat** · 07-25-2008, 04:30 PM

You should have snuck out of the house, killed a guy that's about your size/build and cut him up real good, lay him on your couch with blankets over his face, and go to a motel for the night.

I watch too much Family Guy.

Extra Point · 07-25-2008, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silock

Pssh... I do that all the time.

I dump cold water on her in the shower, and then flush the toilet.

Genius!

FAX · 07-25-2008, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silock

Pssh... I do that all the time.

I dump cold water on her in the shower, and then flush the toilet.

Tough love.

FAX

Ebolapox · 07-26-2008, 09:21 AM

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brilliant. just brilliant.

**Skip Towne** · 07-26-2008, 09:41 AM

And we wonder why the divorce rate is so high.

07-25-2008, 01:00 AM
Silock MVP Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10020882	My wife just slugged me across the face ... and I totally deserved it. I was in the other room on the computer and my wife had already gone to bed. All of a sudden, I hear her scream. I jump up and run in the room to see what was going on. The dog was freaking out, the cats had scattered, the covers were completely thrown off the bed and she's standing near the light switch just staring at the bed. Apparently, she'd had some sort of nightmare and thought she saw something. I helped her put the covers back on the bed and she goes back to sleep. You can probably see where this is going already. I wait for her to fall back asleep and go to the closet and grab a flashlight and a gorilla mask. I sneak back into the room and turn on the flashlight (underneath my face) and yell "AAAAARGH!!!!" She screams once again, freaks out and slugs me right across the face She was not amused, but I was laughing my ass off anyway. She eventually started laughing, and has since gone back to sleep. She did lock the bedroom door, though, so I'm sleeping on the couch. It was totally worth it.
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HemiEd Supporter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ozarks Casino cash: $2810564	I have heard too much protein in the system, will cause this kind of behavior.
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Bearcat Would an idiot do that? Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Arizona Casino cash: $2344931	You should have snuck out of the house, killed a guy that's about your size/build and cut him up real good, lay him on your couch with blankets over his face, and go to a motel for the night. I watch too much Family Guy.
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Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $1619903	. brilliant. just brilliant.
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