News Avast Mi Hearties! 9/19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day!! - Page 3

teedubya · 09-18-2008, 10:02 PM

Batten down the poop deck, ye skallywags!

Ye best be talkin like a pirate or you scurvy dogs will be shown the yard arm and ye be walkin' the plank!

http://talklikeapirate.com

Simply Red · 09-18-2008, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate

clever

Howlin Wolf · 09-18-2008, 11:21 PM

any o them fine wenches can walk me plank

**Bugeater** · 09-18-2008, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate

What th' hork?

**Bugeater** · 09-18-2008, 11:29 PM

Arrr...here be th' thread titles from th' fore page in sea dog.

**Buck** · 09-18-2008, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Arrr...here be th' thread titles from th' fore page in sea dog.

teedubya · 09-18-2008, 11:39 PM

This be the best Talk Like a Pirate Day EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

**Bugeater** · 09-18-2008, 11:44 PM

I wanted t' write a letter t' Th' Forum t' describe a unique Valentine’s Tide experience I had. 't be Febree 14th an' some unattached shipmates an' I be at a local bar. We be sharin' a wee drinks when I noticed an attractive blond lass at th' bar. I be a fairly good lookin' guy an' be havin' had me share o' eye contact in these types o' situations. This lass be lookin' at me wi' a special kind o' look.

I had enough liquid courage in me t' introduce myself. 't turns ou' Michelle be at th' bar all alone. Wouldn’t I like t' join th' lass'? Michelle looked t' be in th' lass' mid twenties, wi' a slim figure an' a firm chest. She be fair skinned an' blond. She might e'en ben a real blond but I nerecare.

We found a table away from me drinkin' buddies. As soon as I sat down Michelle began wi' that casual contact that be so arousin'. First she placed th' lass' hand on me knee, then touched me arm, then me face. Before I knew 't, we be sharin' a long passionate kiss. 't be time t' leave.

At th' lass' apartment, Michelle port me t' open a keg o' wine while she slipped into somethin' more comfortable. When she returned she be wearin' a red teddy an' thong. She looked fantastic! I couldn’t b'lieve me luck. I held th' lass' firm, warm body against mine while we kissed. In a passionate embrace we made our way t' th' below decks.

In th' below decks I laid th' lass' lithe frame on th' bunk while I removed me clothes. I be a wee nervous while disrobin' in fore o' th' lass'. She encouraged me by tellin' me how strong I looked. As I removed me shirt she told me she be eager t' feel th' heat o' me on top o' th' lass'. 't be turnin' me on. I removed me shoes an' socks, then me britches.

As I stood thar in me boxer britches, Michelle could be seein' me manhood bulgin' away. I be as hard as I could be. I pulled down me underbritches t' expose me penis. As Michelle reached fer 't, me heart raced. Soon th' lass' warm hand touched its shaft. I ejaculated. Me man juice coated th' aft o' th' lass' wrist. Some e'en shot wildly fore an' landed on th' lass' disappointed face.

**007** · 09-18-2008, 11:48 PM

Why would I want t' waste time speakin' like a swashbuckler?

**QuikSsurfer** · 09-18-2008, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

Davey Jones? Maitre 'd at Canal Bar?

I be wonderin' if ye ever gon drop the American Psycho gag, ya bluggerin skalleywag!!

teedubya · 09-19-2008, 09:57 AM

**The Franchise** · 09-19-2008, 10:02 AM

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A BUC AN EARRRRRRRR!!!!

**QuikSsurfer** · 09-19-2008, 12:03 PM

Google is getting in on the action:
http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate

**Gonzo** · 09-19-2008, 12:03 PM

**bogey** · 09-19-2008, 12:19 PM

what be this talk like a pirate day? me young daughter gained extra points in her 5th grade class by dressin' like a pirate. me thought it was somethin' her teacher made up. this be very intristin' to me. me not very good at typin' like a pirate. aaargh.

**Bugeater** · 09-19-2010, 07:02 AM

Yarr....ye best be talkin' like a pirate t'day if ye don't want t' be walkin' the plank.

09-18-2008, 10:02 PM
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09-18-2008, 11:44 PM	#37
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $6232680	I wanted t' write a letter t' Th' Forum t' describe a unique Valentine’s Tide experience I had. 't be Febree 14th an' some unattached shipmates an' I be at a local bar. We be sharin' a wee drinks when I noticed an attractive blond lass at th' bar. I be a fairly good lookin' guy an' be havin' had me share o' eye contact in these types o' situations. This lass be lookin' at me wi' a special kind o' look. I had enough liquid courage in me t' introduce myself. 't turns ou' Michelle be at th' bar all alone. Wouldn’t I like t' join th' lass'? Michelle looked t' be in th' lass' mid twenties, wi' a slim figure an' a firm chest. She be fair skinned an' blond. She might e'en ben a real blond but I nerecare. We found a table away from me drinkin' buddies. As soon as I sat down Michelle began wi' that casual contact that be so arousin'. First she placed th' lass' hand on me knee, then touched me arm, then me face. Before I knew 't, we be sharin' a long passionate kiss. 't be time t' leave. At th' lass' apartment, Michelle port me t' open a keg o' wine while she slipped into somethin' more comfortable. When she returned she be wearin' a red teddy an' thong. She looked fantastic! I couldn’t b'lieve me luck. I held th' lass' firm, warm body against mine while we kissed. In a passionate embrace we made our way t' th' below decks. In th' below decks I laid th' lass' lithe frame on th' bunk while I removed me clothes. I be a wee nervous while disrobin' in fore o' th' lass'. She encouraged me by tellin' me how strong I looked. As I removed me shirt she told me she be eager t' feel th' heat o' me on top o' th' lass'. 't be turnin' me on. I removed me shoes an' socks, then me britches. As I stood thar in me boxer britches, Michelle could be seein' me manhood bulgin' away. I be as hard as I could be. I pulled down me underbritches t' expose me penis. As Michelle reached fer 't, me heart raced. Soon th' lass' warm hand touched its shaft. I ejaculated. Me man juice coated th' aft o' th' lass' wrist. Some e'en shot wildly fore an' landed on th' lass' disappointed face.
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09-18-2008, 11:48 PM	#38
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