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wutamess · 05-01-2009, 10:24 AM

Mine would have to be in Junior High 7trh grade... I had just hit someone in music class and started running away. You know... the kind of running where you're not fully running because you don't want teachers to get after you?

Anyways... I'm almost in the clear when all of a sudden someone sticks out their foot and I must've slid (books first) about 15 feet down the hallway in front of what seemed like the entire 7th grade.

I'm sure I have more but that's all I can remember at the time.

What you got?

**The Franchise** · 05-01-2009, 10:51 AM

My friends and I are at Wendy's in Tucson on lunch break from our shitty job in the AF. So we eat...yada yada yada and Mike goes up to the counter to order something for someone back at the office. As he's doing this Cody and I are standing at the door waiting for him....bullshitting amongst ourselves. As we're talking a hot ass girl walks in with a mentally handicapped girl. I'm guessing that she's like a special ed teacher or something. Anyways they get behind Mike and the "special" girl starts repeating "uniform" over and over again really really loudly because we're all in our uniforms. I'm thinking nothing of it....just getting impatient because the dipshits behind the counter are taking FOR-****ING-EVER with his food! Anyways....Mike gets his food and goes to grab his drink. I yell out to him to see if he needs any help. Which he responds with WHAT!?!?!? So I say it louder....do you need any help? And he responds again with WHAT!?!??!? Sooooooo without using my ****ing head...I bust out with the "DO YOU NEED ANY HELP" in a retarted voice that I do so well. As soon as I finish my sentence I realized what the **** I just did. The hot chicks head snaps around and I get the worst glare/look I've ever gotten in my life. The kind of look that just makes you feel like dogshit that just got run over by a semi.

Hootie · 05-01-2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by EyePod

We should have some pictures of your mom now...

and share my jerkin' material with the board?

Slight chance.

EyePod · 05-01-2009, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

I've told this before but what the hell.

I'm making cold calls for my advertising business about 1994 and stop into an old auto parts store in downtown.Older fellas running the place by himself,we start to visit and suddenly I have to shit and bad.I ask to use the toilet he points towards the back,well what I find is a very old toilet and very small.So I do my business all the while thinking this is going to be a log and I'm going to plug this mother up.

Well I flush and sure enough,oh hell,look around for a plunger and none,luckily it doesn't overflow but stops right at the top.I have a decision,do I get the hell out or politely ask the old boy if he has a plunger.I opt for the latter.

Old boy's eyes get big and I swear his voice turns into Festus like as he exclaims,"What in the sam hell did you do to stop it up."

Me.."sir if I just had a plunger..."

"It's across the street at the video store my son is over there you'll have to go get it!"

So I walk across the street meet old boy's son and after placing my request he gives a look like you've gotta be focking kidding me.He gets plunger and puts it in a grocery bag and says,"you might want to take it like this,having to walk across the streetand all."And I could tell he was ready to bust a gut laughing and I couldn't blame him.

By now I am so totally embarrassed that I just want it over and realize I now have to cross a busy street in a suit with a plunger handle sticking out of a bag.I make it back over and take care of the problem and apologize.Thankfully old boy didn't ask me to return the plunger I think he knew I had been embarrassed enough to last a lifetime.

Did you get a deal with the with the auto parts guy after all of this?

Frazod · 05-01-2009, 10:53 AM

It involved a burglar alarm, a .38, and a refrigerator.

Fish · 05-01-2009, 10:57 AM

I was sitting in a full lecture hall one time at K-State waiting for a Circuit Theory 2 midterm. I was hella nervous, and tried to let out a little sneaky fart. But I broke the silence in the room with a fart so loud and powerful it shook the table. All I could do was grin and shrug it off.

jimhitter · 05-01-2009, 10:57 AM

My ex mother in law, computer porn, my junk in my hand. "why and the hell are you up so early?"

**Nzoner** · 05-01-2009, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by EyePod

Did you get a deal with the with the auto parts guy after all of this?

no

Pioli Zombie · 05-01-2009, 12:18 PM

You how your mom always said to put on decent underwear because "what if you got into an accident"?
1990. Boston.
I had a skin rash on my chest I just couldn't get rid of so I went to the dermotogist at the hospital. So they take me up to a room. And it so happens that day they have a ****ing class observing. So they tell me to get on this table and they tell me to strip down to my underwear. Of course I hadn't done my laundry and I was down to my last pair of underwear. A pair that was probably a thousand years old. Had gone to many wars with me. Barely hanging on the elastic band. Lookingike they had been shredded by a tiger. With stains no washer could any longer get out.
I needed the skin cream so I just laid there and had went out of body experience through it and let them think the worst.
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CoMoChief · 05-01-2009, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

last night when I was extremely wasted (playing quarters with three people, one being a girl, who deferred all of her drinking to me) and professing my love to some girl who pretty much laughed in my face.

I have a new 'most embarrassing moment' every week.

Ah.....you're one of those people....

Jenson71 · 05-01-2009, 12:24 PM

Two things:

8th grade - I made fun of a classmate's brother. I said "I hate that little fat kid." I didn't, I just wanted to be funny. It was miserable though. The girl took it hard and told her parents. Her dad came and talked to me about it. I denied it horribly. I still regret both saying it and the denial.

11th grade - Doing squats with two friends. The ones where you go down until you hit the bench and go quick back up. I joked to one friend that I should pull the bench out from underneath the other. He smiled. I took that as approval. I pulled it out, and my other friend went crashing down. It was actually pretty scary. The safety bars caught him a little but it was still the dumbest thing I've ever done, and I still feel embarassed today when I think about it.

Katipan · 05-01-2009, 12:26 PM

I walked across a parking lot with my boob hanging out, I fell off the steps coming down off a monster truck, Eddie broke up with me in the 6th grade in front of his friends...

But I don't really get embarassed. I have a great sense of humor.

**morphius** · 05-01-2009, 12:27 PM

Mine are all pretty lame, the only one I can think of where people started laughing at me was when were maxing out on dips in weightlifting class in HS and after my 20th one my arms just gave out and I fell to the floor. Then I flopped around like a fish for a few seconds because trying to stand up without the use of ones arms is a bit more difficult than one might expect.

**morphius** · 05-01-2009, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I walked across a parking lot with my boob hanging out, I fell off the steps coming down off a monster truck, Eddie broke up with me in the 6th grade in front of his friends...

But I don't really get embarassed. I have a great sense of humor.

When they are that small can you really say they were hanging out? hehe

morphius
will run and hide now.

**ChiTown** · 05-01-2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I walked across a parking lot with my boob hanging out, I fell off the steps coming down off a monster truck, Eddie broke up with me in the 6th grade in front of his friends...

But I don't really get embarassed. I have a great sense of humor.

6th grade? Boob? You mean a nipple was hanging out, right ?

Katipan · 05-01-2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by morphius

When they are that small can you really say they were hanging out? hehe

morphius
will run and hide now.

Peeking out!

Asshole.

05-01-2009, 10:24 AM
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05-01-2009, 10:51 AM	#31
The Franchise Most Valuable Villain Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $2795047	My friends and I are at Wendy's in Tucson on lunch break from our shitty job in the AF. So we eat...yada yada yada and Mike goes up to the counter to order something for someone back at the office. As he's doing this Cody and I are standing at the door waiting for him....bullshitting amongst ourselves. As we're talking a hot ass girl walks in with a mentally handicapped girl. I'm guessing that she's like a special ed teacher or something. Anyways they get behind Mike and the "special" girl starts repeating "uniform" over and over again really really loudly because we're all in our uniforms. I'm thinking nothing of it....just getting impatient because the dipshits behind the counter are taking FOR-**ING-EVER with his food! Anyways....Mike gets his food and goes to grab his drink. I yell out to him to see if he needs any help. Which he responds with WHAT!?!?!? So I say it louder....do you need any help? And he responds again with WHAT!?!??!? Sooooooo without using my ing head...I bust out with the "DO YOU NEED ANY HELP" in a retarted voice that I do so well. As soon as I finish my sentence I realized what the ** I just did. The hot chicks head snaps around and I get the worst glare/look I've ever gotten in my life. The kind of look that just makes you feel like dogshit that just got run over by a semi.
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Fish Ain't no relax! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $1968919	I was sitting in a full lecture hall one time at K-State waiting for a Circuit Theory 2 midterm. I was hella nervous, and tried to let out a little sneaky fart. But I broke the silence in the room with a fart so loud and powerful it shook the table. All I could do was grin and shrug it off. __________________
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Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	You how your mom always said to put on decent underwear because "what if you got into an accident"? 1990. Boston. I had a skin rash on my chest I just couldn't get rid of so I went to the dermotogist at the hospital. So they take me up to a room. And it so happens that day they have a ***ing class observing. So they tell me to get on this table and they tell me to strip down to my underwear. Of course I hadn't done my laundry and I was down to my last pair of underwear. A pair that was probably a thousand years old. Had gone to many wars with me. Barely hanging on the elastic band. Lookingike they had been shredded by a tiger. With stains no washer could any longer get out. I needed the skin cream so I just laid there and had went out of body experience through it and let them think the worst. Posted via Mobile Device*
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05-01-2009, 12:24 PM	#40
Jenson71 fides quaerens intellectum Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: United States Casino cash: $8330900	Two things: 8th grade - I made fun of a classmate's brother. I said "I hate that little fat kid." I didn't, I just wanted to be funny. It was miserable though. The girl took it hard and told her parents. Her dad came and talked to me about it. I denied it horribly. I still regret both saying it and the denial. 11th grade - Doing squats with two friends. The ones where you go down until you hit the bench and go quick back up. I joked to one friend that I should pull the bench out from underneath the other. He smiled. I took that as approval. I pulled it out, and my other friend went crashing down. It was actually pretty scary. The safety bars caught him a little but it was still the dumbest thing I've ever done, and I still feel embarassed today when I think about it.
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05-01-2009, 12:26 PM	#41
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2510351	I walked across a parking lot with my boob hanging out, I fell off the steps coming down off a monster truck, Eddie broke up with me in the 6th grade in front of his friends... But I don't really get embarassed. I have a great sense of humor. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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05-01-2009, 12:27 PM	#42
morphius World's finest morphius Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $6825027	Mine are all pretty lame, the only one I can think of where people started laughing at me was when were maxing out on dips in weightlifting class in HS and after my 20th one my arms just gave out and I fell to the floor. Then I flopped around like a fish for a few seconds because trying to stand up without the use of ones arms is a bit more difficult than one might expect.
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