Poop Alright, I'll fess up - Page 3

**DaneMcCloud** · 01:24 AM

I've been holding back on you guys. I have a new neighbor that moved in two blocks from me about 2 1/2 months ago. I've chatted with her while walking my dogs and I've also chatted with the police officers that sit outside her residence.

She's had the cops at her place (a rental, $10k per month) more than a dozen times during that period. Sometimes for parties, sometimes for noise and often times for parking her Maserati with half the car hanging out into our narrow streets (many of our streets are less than 16 foot wide, hers being one of them).

She's had many nicknames in the media but the one that always sticks with me is the one given to her by Paris Hilton: Firecrotch!.

Yes, that's right ladies and germs. DaneMcCloud's newest neighbor is none other than Firecrotch herself, LiLo, Linsday Lohan!

And to say that she looks like a 42 year-old trailer trash resident is insulting to all 42 year-old women who live in trailer parks.

Deberg_1990 · 06-23-2009, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock

She's got to run out of money at some point.

Thats what im thinking? Her career is in the tank as of right now.

I guess there is always the obligatory "Playboy" photoshoot.

**DaneMcCloud** · 06-23-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Passin' By

It's all about the makeup for a lot of them.

That's a BAD pic of Eva. I've never seen her look like that, ever.

**DeezNutz** · 06-23-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

That's probably why she's renting (just a guess).

Though I've been told that she made a great deal of money while on Disney. Her other movies (Herbie, Mean Girls, etc.) did very well at the B.O. (for as cheap as those movies are to produce).

How much money is she still seeing from these movies? DVD, cable, etc?

crazycoffey · 06-23-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Passin' By

It's all about the makeup for a lot of them.

Flash bulb at night and without make-up = increase in the "bad" look.
Listen up fellas, I'll give you all some priceless advice, if you can find a woman that cleans up good, and still looks beautiful in the AM without make-up, then chaulk one point up on the "pro" list. Not impossible to find, but sometimes make-up does too good of a job.....

**DaneMcCloud** · 06-23-2009, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz

How much money is she still seeing from these movies? DVD, cable, etc?

Well, she can't be making much from residuals because her movies are rarely shown. I can't tell you what kind of deal (if any) she had for DVD's but I'm guessing not much. I would imagine that most of her wealth came from being on Disney, then graduating to Disney movies and onto her other feature films.

I'm sure she was making at least $4 million per film plus back end so if she has even a decent accountant, she should have at least $20 million banked.

I doubt she's hurting for dough.

**DeezNutz** · 06-23-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Well, she can't be making much from residuals because her movies are rarely shown. I can't tell you what kind of deal (if any) she had for DVD's but I'm guessing not much. I would imagine that most of her wealth came from being on Disney, then graduating to Disney movies and onto her other feature films.

I'm sure she was making at least $4 million per film plus back end so if she has even a decent accountant, she should have at least $20 million banked.

I doubt she's hurting for dough.

Yep.

It's just hard for the average Joe, myself included, to rationalize the fact that some people can literally go out several times per week and drop $2000 per night and it not mean shit.

wild1 · 06-23-2009, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

That's probably why she's renting (just a guess).

Though I've been told that she made a great deal of money while on Disney. Her other movies (Herbie, Mean Girls, etc.) did very well at the B.O. (for as cheap as those movies are to produce).

i wondered why she wasn't broke yet. she hasn't been working really in a long time right.

kind of a sad story, what a mess.

Just Passin' By · 06-23-2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

Flash bulb at night and without make-up = increase in the "bad" look.
Listen up fellas, I'll give you all some priceless advice, if you can find a woman that cleans up good, and still looks beautiful in the AM without make-up, then chaulk one point up on the "pro" list. Not impossible to find, but sometimes make-up does too good of a job.....

Night, day, it really doesn't matter. She's just one of many for whom makeup does wonders.

The natural beauty thing is right on, though. If you find a woman like that, enjoy it for as long as it lasts.

**Donger** · 06-23-2009, 01:51 PM

It's only a matter of time until the lawn chairs and inflatable pools appear, Dane.

**DaneMcCloud** · 06-23-2009, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Passin' By

Night, day, it really doesn't matter. She's just one of many for whom makeup does wonders.

The natural beauty thing is right on, though. If you find a woman like that, enjoy it for as long as it lasts.

That doesn't look like Eva, at all.

I see her all the time and she's stunning in person.

**Dave Lane** · 06-23-2009, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

That girl is just NOT attractive. At all.

Yeah right...

Consistent1 · 06-23-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

That's a BAD pic of Eva. I've never seen her look like that, ever.

Oh god. You can't still see it there? People are tired, hung-over whatever. That is still an outstanding example of a female. VERY good looking woman. I ain't puttin' it on you Dane, Eva is hot.... Everybody always wants to bag on Hootie, but where we live there are all kinds of hot chicks that aren't here for the education. I bet Boomer knew that as well as anybody ever has.....ISU=Education major type shit.....imagine the education....well, the STD rate has always ranked real high among colleges....Every college is loaded with dummies that happen to have nice tits....Haha. Sorry, just being a dick today....

Otter · 06-23-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

Flash bulb at night and without make-up = increase in the "bad" look.
Listen up fellas, I'll give you all some priceless advice, if you can find a woman that cleans up good, and still looks beautiful in the AM without make-up, then chaulk one point up on the "pro" list. Not impossible to find, but sometimes make-up does too good of a job.....

Are there any other kind?

**The Franchise** · 06-23-2009, 02:02 PM

Here is what you do Dane.

You let Lohan know that all she has to do is gain about 20-30 lbs...and she has a free place to stay at my place. And by free I mean she doesn't have to pay money...but she has to perform other "services".

Titty Meat · 06-23-2009, 02:02 PM

This guy is full of shit. Yea a millionare who has over 15,000 posts on a Chiefs message board lol

06-23-2009, 01:21 PM
DaneMcCloud Supporter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Hollywood, CA Casino cash: $10053648	Alright, I'll fess up I've been holding back on you guys. I have a new neighbor that moved in two blocks from me about 2 1/2 months ago. I've chatted with her while walking my dogs and I've also chatted with the police officers that sit outside her residence. She's had the cops at her place (a rental, $10k per month) more than a dozen times during that period. Sometimes for parties, sometimes for noise and often times for parking her Maserati with half the car hanging out into our narrow streets (many of our streets are less than 16 foot wide, hers being one of them). She's had many nicknames in the media but the one that always sticks with me is the one given to her by Paris Hilton: Firecrotch!. Yes, that's right ladies and germs. DaneMcCloud's newest neighbor is none other than Firecrotch herself, LiLo, Linsday Lohan! And to say that she looks like a 42 year-old trailer trash resident is insulting to all 42 year-old women who live in trailer parks. Last edited by DaneMcCloud; 12-07-2012 at 01:24 AM..
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06-23-2009, 01:51 PM	#39
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06-23-2009, 02:02 PM	#44
The Franchise Most Valuable Villain Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $2575047	Here is what you do Dane. You let Lohan know that all she has to do is gain about 20-30 lbs...and she has a free place to stay at my place. And by free I mean she doesn't have to pay money...but she has to perform other "services".
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06-23-2009, 02:02 PM	#45
Titty Meat Inmem 2.0 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: My house Casino cash: $1727558	This guy is full of shit. Yea a millionare who has over 15,000 posts on a Chiefs message board lol
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