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Old 07-07-2009, 05:14 PM  
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World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:28 AM   #31
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:57 AM   #32
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That's all very impressive but how strong is her sphincter?
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:05 AM   #33
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If I were her husband, I don't think I would want to piss her off. It sounds like she could snatch off his junk faster than a grizzy bear eats a grape.

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Old 07-08-2009, 09:17 AM   #34
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Sounds like giving that woman an orgasm during penetration might cause a man a compound fracture...



I'm not afraid of her though, my womb broom has been strengthened by a 1500PSI grip for about 20 years.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:44 PM   #35
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And here I thought Clayton was the worlds stongest pussy?
That's actually pretty hilarious...and true...I'm a big pussy.
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:55 PM   #36
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Vaginal muscles? Exercise balls? Unforgettable pleasure in bed?

Am I the only one who sees a ready made infomercial here?

The Vaginacizer!

You Can Even Do It While Watching TV!!!!

I was thinking a new sitcom, staring Patricia Heaton.....
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That's actually pretty hilarious...and true...I'm a big pussy.
Your demeanor tells us that you are somewhat a pacifist. With the ritual you have now with going to the gym tells this tale.
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