Do you have any window stickers/bumper stickers on your vehicle?

[MMXcalibur]

I've got a Chiefs window sticker on the bottom left side of my back window and a Penguins window sticker on the other side of my Honda Accord.

What have ye?

[stevieray]

Who died and made you ELVIS?

[chief husker]

*uck no! And I laugh at those who do.

[NewChief]

Originally Posted by Bwana

You know, it was funny at first and looked bizarre enough on a TRUCK. But before the fad was over, punks were running around with them on their Honda Civics and Dodge Neons. I even saw stokestick with a set hanging off his mountain bike riding around town, when those things were in their prime.

FYI,
I'm heading up your way in a week. Flying into Missoula and my buddy is picking me up. Hitting some private water on the Upper Clark Fork for two days before heading over for 3 days on the Big Hole.

Oh yeah, I'm stoked.

[Bwana]

Originally Posted by BY1401

Back in high school we'd hang deer nuts off of our buddies' rear bumpers and see how long it would take them to figure out they had testicles on their vehicle.

When I started seeing these fake balls on the road, I wondered who in their right mind would do that to their own truck.

Heh, that reminds me of a story.

When I was in high school a buddy and I were in a class with a real dickweed for a math teacher. You know the type, this guy would go out of his way to mess with people to make them look like a dolt in front of the class.

One day, "Mr Ryan" goes off on my buddy about a math problem in front of the class. We had not gone over that part of the book yet, but the teacher just wanted to gravel his ass in front of the class.

Fast forward: That night my buddy and I were out duck hunting. We dropped our limit of green heads and were walking back to the truck. A group of what we called "spooge ducks" useless for eating, flys over. Boom! I drop one. On the way back to the house I drove over to the teachers house. I parked away from his house, snuck over to his car, opened it up and stuck "Donald" under his front drivers side seat.

I have no doubt that before that was over, it got very rank for poor Mr. Ryan. On the last day of school, I walked by his office, stopped at his door and went "Quack Quack." He obviously knew I was the one who did it, but had no proof. His expression was priceless.

[Bwana]

Originally Posted by frazod

I swear I have never seen that. Not once. And it's the kind of thing I'm pretty sure I'd notice.

Yeah, it is a hard thing to miss.

[Bwana]

Originally Posted by NewPhin

FYI,
I'm heading up your way in a week. Flying into Missoula and my buddy is picking me up. Hitting some private water on the Upper Clark Fork for two days before heading over for 3 days on the Big Hole.

Oh yeah, I'm stoked.

Sweet! It's a great time of year for it, best of luck!

[Demonpenz]

i dunno if you guys have seen it yet but they have these ball caps you can put on your roofs of your car like the napa trucks helmet gay

[The Franchise]

A Chiefs sticker on the lower left, my parking sticker for work, a Batman sticker on the right side and a Noter Dame Fighting Irish on the top middle.

On my truck.

[Chief Henry]

Hell NO

[ChiefJustice]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

i dunno if you guys have seen it yet but they have these ball caps you can put on your roofs of your car like the napa trucks helmet gay

'Penz,that may require an illustration.....i've even heard that you can buy
a kit to transform a low-rider truck into an Airwolf ground based Mc-Rib delivery system.

[Nixhex]

I have this on my rear window.

[RJ]

Originally Posted by stevieray

Who died and made you ELVIS?

That's a bumper sticker? If so, it's hilarious? Is it on the van?

[RJ]

I don't have any bumper stickers but I do have a Chiefs arrowhead insignia plate on the front end.

The thread reminded me of this article I had read last year.


http://www.wisebread.com/imagine-whi...s-in-your-face


Attention all drivers: the next time you’re out cruising the boulevard and the person in front of you has a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you love…” you’d better think twice about hitting that horn. As reported in the Washington Post , a recent study has shown that the presence of bumper stickers is a good indication of how aggressive a driver can be and how likely their aggression will turn to road rage. It is believed that up to two-thirds of accidents on the road can somehow be attributed to aggressive driving

The study , out of Colorado State University, found that bumper stickers, window decals, and vanity plates are all good predictors of whether a driver will exhibit belligerent behavior in the form of honking, tailgating or even worse. The reason for this is because bumper stickers are a form territorial behavior, and by adorning one’s car with personal messages, a driver is in essence marking his or her territory.

Furthermore, the possibility of aggression seems proportional to the number of decorations on the car; the greater the number of decals, the greater the chance that any sort of provocation, however innocent it may be, will result in an angry response. While drivers of undecorated cars probably experience strong feelings just as often, they tend to keep it to themselves, while drivers who personalize their vehicles with visible markers are more likely to act out their feelings.

Interestingly, it didn’t seem to matter what the message was. Whether it said “Jesus Saves,” or “Gut Dear” made no difference, just the stickers themselves predicted territorial behavior.

When you get down to it, it seems like territorial behavior has been around for as long as humans, and for that matter all animals, have coexisted. Defending one’s territory ensured a safe and stable environment to raise a family and gather food, free from competition. While the constraints of human survival are not as stringent in the modern industrialized world, territory is still territory, and the need to defend it could very well be hard-wired in all of us.

According to the authors of the study, territory takes on three basic forms. There is personal territory, like one’s home or car, temporary territory, like a job workspace, and public territory, which would, of course, include streets and roads.

It may be perfectly reasonable for someone to defend their car or home, but problems arise when the lines between public and private space begin to blur, as is the case with road rage. In other words, when drivers begin acting as if they owned the roads, which believe it or not happens now and then, then everybody besides themselves (including you and I) becomes a hindrance and a bother.

So the next time that you feel the need to honk your horn or drive too closely to the minivan in front of you, it might not hurt to check the windows and bumper for any stickers, because even if the children were honor roll students at the local middle school, that will in no way predict the behavior of their mom or dad.

[Bugeater]

While we're on this subject, what is up with the recent trend of people putting those stick figures representing their family and pets on their back windows? I really doubt that anyone gives a **** that you have two boys, one girl, a dog named Spot and a cat named Tabby.

[Demonpenz]

i don't even look close to bumper stickers, icons, or people anywhere. Everything everyone makes me want to punch people in the mouth