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Old 05-13-2010, 01:02 PM  
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I just got home awhile ago after doing a job interview and running a few errands. The first thing I do is get my dog and take him for a long walk.

So, I'm out there walking my dog when I notice this African-American dude walking his dog. His dog is taking a dump and he's not picking up after his dog which I find irritating. We cross paths and I'm about to say something to the guy when he asks me, "HEY! You like X-box?"

"WHAT!!" This is short for WTF!! 'Cause usually when you're walking your dog and another person is walking their dog and they ask you something, it's usually about your dog or the weather or just a friendly "Hi."

Anyway, he repeats himself, "You like X-box?"

"Uhhh, I suppose I do."

"You wanna play X-box?"

Now, I'm really creeped out and I waste no time in replying, "NO! I don't want to play X-box!"

"Why not? I got all da games."

"Have a nice day!" I pull on my dog's leash and proceed to get the ***** out of there.

I've never met this dude in my life, but what sort of person asks a complete stranger with a dog if he wants to play X-box?!? JFC!!!
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:37 PM   #31
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:39 PM   #32
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:53 PM   #33
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I thought this was gonna be a thread to bump if you wanted to play online on xbox to try to play against another planeteer (which would be a decent idea)

What is turned out to be is creepy.
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:57 PM   #34
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I thought this was gonna be a thread to bump if you wanted to play online on xbox to try to play against another planeteer (which would be a decent idea)

What is turned out to be is creepy.
Never been to the CP Media Center, eh?
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:58 PM   #35
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He said what he had to say to avoid picking up dog poop.

Duh.
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:59 PM   #36
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Never been to the CP Media Center, eh?
Cant say that I have. I should check it out.
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:59 PM   #37
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That is a pickup line.
Seriously. CosmicPal was moments away from meeting AstroGlide.
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Old 05-13-2010, 04:03 PM   #38
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Dude just wanted to play some games with you....whats the problem?
He was black?
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Old 05-13-2010, 04:06 PM   #39
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so its automatically assumed he was trying to sell you stolen stuff?.... Okay
How did you come to that conclusion??


Odds are pretty *****ing good he was trying to sell me stolen goods.

I live in the city and it happens all the time. I was walking out of a Best Buy a couple of weeks ago when a van pulled up and wanted to know if I wanted to buy some speakers.

This dude was acting a bit peculiar however and it could be that he was stoned or on some other drug. He was yelling rather than talking which led me to assume he might be a little slow or just higher than *****.
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Old 05-13-2010, 04:08 PM   #40
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Odds are pretty *****ing good he was trying to sell me stolen goods.

I live in the city and it happens all the time. I was walking out of a Best Buy a couple of weeks ago when a van pulled up and wanted to know if I wanted to buy some speakers.

This dude was acting a bit peculiar however and it could be that he was stoned or on some other drug. He was yelling rather than talking which led me to assume he might be a little slow or just higher than *****.
Stoned people don't usually yell, though...

Maybe he was hard of hearing.
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:36 PM   #41
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I just got home awhile ago after doing a job interview and running a few errands. The first thing I do is get my dog and take him for a long walk.

So, I'm out there walking my dog when I notice this African-American dude walking his dog. His dog is taking a dump and he's not picking up after his dog which I find irritating. We cross paths and I'm about to say something to the guy when he asks me, "HEY! You like X-box?"

"WHAT!!" This is short for WTF!! 'Cause usually when you're walking your dog and another person is walking their dog and they ask you something, it's usually about your dog or the weather or just a friendly "Hi."

Anyway, he repeats himself, "You like X-box?"

"Uhhh, I suppose I do."

"You wanna play X-box?"

Now, I'm really creeped out and I waste no time in replying, "NO! I don't want to play X-box!"

"Why not? I got all da games."

"Have a nice day!" I pull on my dog's leash and proceed to get the ***** out of there.

I've never met this dude in my life, but what sort of person asks a complete stranger with a dog if he wants to play X-box?!? JFC!!!
Dude, you know I gotcha and I do agree its strange but before you react this way you should have used conversation to get a feel of whats up. He was probably just a loner. He could have some killer weed and you may have misssed out on the best kine bud in your hood! Just saying no need to freak! If you see him again ask him if he is gonna beta test halo reach and if he doesnt know what the hell your saying pry alittle more to see if he was up to no good. Maybe you looked approachable to him or he may have been too high to play and wanted to watch you play
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so its automatically assumed he was trying to sell you stolen stuff?.... Okay
How did you come to that conclusion??
Didn't you see the part about the guy being black?
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