Food and Drink Another bacon thread since my son's fugtard friends have shattered my reality - Page 3

**mlyonsd** · 02-07-2011, 07:33 PM

We live in a rural area and most weekends my son has friends that come over to hang out and spend Friday and Saturday night.

Anyway when I usually make breakfast in the morning I always cook the bacon crisp. I've received feedback from my son that his friends think I over do it. It's not burnt mind you, just crisp enough to where it can be broken into pieces.

For me, chewing on pork fat is disgusting so I always order it cooked crisp if I'm eating breakfast in a restaurant.

So my question is, with poll to follow, crisp or limp bacon?

**mlyonsd** · 02-07-2011, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

They probably put ketchup on their bacon too, huh?

I know you're just kidding but even the worst of the worst would ever do that.

Rasputin · 02-07-2011, 08:46 PM

Canadian Beer SUCKS!!!

KS Smitty · 02-07-2011, 09:05 PM

Crisp. Not chancing trichonosis.
And yes I've been served bacon I wouldn't eat and it's usually cuz it's underdone.
I also agree that you should mow the lawn (or snowblower) while they're still asleep.

JD10367 · 02-07-2011, 09:14 PM

I like my bacon like this.

bowener · 02-07-2011, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

I like mine in-between, I guess. Though my preference lies further towards the "limp" side of the dichotomy. I don't want m bacon to fall over on itself, but I want the fat to not be overcooked.

Both donenesses have their place. Obviously, texture is a huge difference. Crispy bacon is going to have a more concentrated pork meat taste. "Limp" bacon is going to better showcase the flavor of pork fat (which is pretty much the reason I eat bacon in the first place).

I love this whole post, and then the fact that Ron ****ing Swanson is your avatar, well that just makes it ****ing perfect.

bowener · 02-07-2011, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

I like my bacon like this.

I am having terrible thoughts, and they are sooo wonderful!

rageeumr · 02-07-2011, 09:40 PM

I like to walk the dangerous line between crisp and burned. Of course, as soon as it's a little burned, it's crap.

rageeumr · 02-07-2011, 09:41 PM

Almost all fast food places serve limp-wristed women bacon. Drives me nuts.

mikey23545 · 02-07-2011, 09:47 PM

Bah!

Bacon is like a blow job - never had any I didn't like.

mikey23545 · 02-07-2011, 09:49 PM

Great...Now here it is, nearly 11:00 at night, I've got a raging bacon hard-on and not one single strip of bacon to be found in the whole house.

Damn you for starting this thread!

TrickyNicky · 02-07-2011, 09:51 PM

Thin enough to see through when its raw, then cooked to a crisp so it practically melts in your mouth. **** yeah.

RedNFeisty · 02-07-2011, 09:53 PM

Bacon needs to be firm and chewy.

TrickyNicky · 02-07-2011, 09:53 PM

Necessary

teedubya · 02-07-2011, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

I like my bacon like this.

Id like to eat that pound of bacon

**Gadzooks** · 02-07-2011, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mikey23545

Bah!

Bacon is like a blow job - never had any I didn't like.

You've never had bacon with sharp teeth?

View Poll Results: How do you like your bacon?
Crisp to where you can break it into pieces	77	64.71%
Limp. When you lift it up it will flop over	39	32.77%
Sausage....I hate bacon	3	2.52%
Voters: 119. You may not vote on this poll

02-07-2011, 07:33 PM
mlyonsd Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Spink, SD Casino cash: $1103762	Another bacon thread since my son's fugtard friends have shattered my reality We live in a rural area and most weekends my son has friends that come over to hang out and spend Friday and Saturday night. Anyway when I usually make breakfast in the morning I always cook the bacon crisp. I've received feedback from my son that his friends think I over do it. It's not burnt mind you, just crisp enough to where it can be broken into pieces. For me, chewing on pork fat is disgusting so I always order it cooked crisp if I'm eating breakfast in a restaurant. So my question is, with poll to follow, crisp or limp bacon?
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02-07-2011, 09:05 PM	#33
KS Smitty Cool as a Cucumber Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: on the edge Casino cash: $3666717	Crisp. Not chancing trichonosis. And yes I've been served bacon I wouldn't eat and it's usually cuz it's underdone. I also agree that you should mow the lawn (or snowblower) while they're still asleep. __________________ A D with Sneed is a D indeed.
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02-07-2011, 09:14 PM	#34
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	I like my bacon like this.
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02-07-2011, 09:40 PM	#37
rageeumr Veteran Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: St. Louis :( Casino cash: $9989900	I like to walk the dangerous line between crisp and burned. Of course, as soon as it's a little burned, it's crap.
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02-07-2011, 09:41 PM	#38
rageeumr Veteran Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: St. Louis :( Casino cash: $9989900	Almost all fast food places serve limp-wristed women bacon. Drives me nuts.
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02-07-2011, 09:47 PM	#39
mikey23545 MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10015321	Bah! Bacon is like a blow job - never had any I didn't like.
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02-07-2011, 09:49 PM	#40
mikey23545 MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10015321	Great...Now here it is, nearly 11:00 at night, I've got a raging bacon hard-on and not one single strip of bacon to be found in the whole house. Damn you for starting this thread!
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02-07-2011, 09:51 PM	#41
TrickyNicky My Black Friend, Alan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Manhattan Casino cash: $10007047	Thin enough to see through when its raw, then cooked to a crisp so it practically melts in your mouth. ** yeah. __________________ Adopt-a-Chief: David Mims #70** Dammit Mimsy!!!
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02-07-2011, 09:53 PM	#43
TrickyNicky My Black Friend, Alan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Manhattan Casino cash: $10007047	Necessary __________________ *Adopt-a-Chief: David Mims #70* Dammit Mimsy!!!
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