Hypothetical: If you could produce your own sperm for $20,000 a week

[Bump]

Provided that the party buying your sperm had to have it every single week and if you miss any week at all, the deal would be over. An entire gallon of only your own sperm, every week. They will be able to tell if it's not all of yours.

Would you sign up for that job? Would you decline?

How hard would you try to keep this job?

Think about it, grab a jug of milk and think. Could you fill that with your own sperm in a week's period for $20,000 every week?

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

I knew you'd be above average....

Heh. I google. But while I was googling, I saw a furthest medically recorded ejaculate of 11 inches or something like that... I know I've needed safety glasses before and you know, while I'm blessed I think it's still quite a bit further than 11" to my eyeball.

[crazycoffey]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Heh. I google. But while I was googling, I saw a furthest medically recorded ejaculate of 11 inches or something like that... I know I've needed safety glasses before and you know, while I'm blessed I think it's still quite a bit further than 11" to my eyeball.

I used the web for my research as well, but nobody read my post, even though it was only one before yours. I feel very unappreciated and uncool....

Originally Posted by RJ

1 tablespoon = 1/2 ounce.

True. I misread google.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Heh. I google. But while I was googling, I saw a furthest medically recorded ejaculate of 11 inches or something like that... I know I've needed safety glasses before and you know, while I'm blessed I think it's still quite a bit further than 11" to my eyeball.

Bah, only 11"? I beat that easily the first time I saw Real Sex on HBO as a young lad


That shit damn near hit the celing

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

I used the web for my research as well, but nobody read my post, even though it was only one before yours. I feel very unappreciated and uncool....

I read it and I agree with it. While I have attempted to beat it 4.xxxx per hour, I don't think I could keep it up for more than an hour.

[crazycoffey]

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

I don't think it's possible.

First .1 to 10 milliliters is average production for us men, a teaspoon is 5 milliliters and a tablespoon is 15 milliliters.....

With 24 hours in a day, you would have to beat it 4.58333333 times an hour.

even doubling the amount to 2 teaspoons, which gets us to the high average of 10 milliliters per episode. That's still an average of two times an hour in a 24 hour period for seven days to get to a gallon....

[rockymtnchief]

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

I used the web for my research as well, but nobody read my post, even though it was only one before yours. I feel very unappreciated and uncool....

You should check your rep before you cry in your beer.

[crazycoffey]

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

You should check your rep before you cry in your beer.

ok, so you are the only poster who still reads my 2 cents. It's only because my wife raised her shirt for you....

[CrazyPhuD]

Originally Posted by Phobia

You know, I think a week is a pretty tall order but I'll bet most healthy dudes could fill a couple gallons a year. If you're dropping a tablespoon per and a gallon = 128 oz, that's 128 loads per gallon. Even if you're not out of control jerking, you can go twice every 3 days for 2 gallons a year.

Like I said before....an hour and half no problem to fill a gallon.

[Rain Man]

could I write off pornography and strippers as a business expense in this scenario?
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[rockymtnchief]

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

ok, so you are the only poster who still reads my 2 cents. It's only because my wife raised her shirt for you....

Very true.

Actually, I was trying to do the math myself. You beat me to the punch. Next time I'll use the internet instead of a Penthouse and a milk jug. Your way is quicker.

[BigMeatballDave]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

could I write off pornography and strippers as a business expense in this scenario?
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You should never mix business with pleasure.

[CrazyPhuD]

Originally Posted by BCD

You should never mix business with pleasure.

what about in the business of pleasure?

[crazycoffey]

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

Very true.

Actually, I was trying to do the math myself. You beat me to the punch. Next time I'll use the internet instead of a Penthouse and a milk jug. Your way is quicker.

my way has always been quicker, bud ump ching...

[RJ]

Originally Posted by Phobia

True. I misread google.

Phil, do the math. That's approximately 256 loads per gallon (LPG). To accomplish that in a 30 day calendar month would require 8.53 loads per day (LPD). I may have been able to manage that level of production at 16 but it would have required a great deal of visual stimulation and I'd seldom have been able to leave my room.

I'm no rocket scientist but intuitively it just doesn't seem reasonable.