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Old 05-12-2011, 12:21 PM  
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Penis Freckle.
WTF, man?

I just went to go take a leak and discovered that i have a ****ing penis freckle. An ugly, brown freckle on my shaft. It's towards the base on the west side, and it's ugly.

My rod is a thing of beauty. A sight to behold. I take great pride in how pretty my dick is. Seriously, the doctors did a great job on my cut and Lord blessed me downstairs. I wouldn't change a thing about my cock. Until now at least.

Now i have this atrocious thing just hanging out and uglying up my wang. I'm pissed!

It's like a big scratch on a new shiny black paint job......ARGH!
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:53 PM   #31
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To be fair, that was my saying good bye for the day thread. But still a valid point.
Again, no judgment. Your penis threads get tons of responses. Lots of people here have dick on their mind a lot.
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:55 PM   #32
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:57 PM   #33
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:58 PM   #34
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Old 05-12-2011, 01:18 PM   #35
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I wouldn't worry about it. I've had many girls think my penis was just a freckle too.
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Old 05-12-2011, 01:20 PM   #36
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Old 05-12-2011, 01:22 PM   #37
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And leave a scar? No way.

Then again...chicks dig scars, right?
Do not mutilate your dick.

Get some ACV(apple cider vinegar), cotton balls, vitamin e oil, and get to rubbing the ACV on the infected area until slight bleeding. Use the Vitamin E Oil to keep from scaring. Eat lots of Carrots, Mustard, and Brocoli for 90 days and the problem goes away
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Old 05-12-2011, 01:23 PM   #38
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Old 05-12-2011, 01:51 PM   #39
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If you would stop walking around naked outside, you wouldn't get freckles on your pecker.
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Old 05-12-2011, 01:52 PM   #40
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Old 05-12-2011, 01:57 PM   #41
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When it comes to freckles, the rule is that anything unusually colored (e.g. reddish) or unusually shaped could be skin cancer. When you look at a freckle, they should be rather uniform in that, if you were able to fold the freckle in half, it should fairly line up. A freckle that looks like Ireland is bad news.

If I were you, I'd find a local dermatologist. Preferably one with hot nurses and receptionists. Walk in with your erect dick in your hand and yell, "I need someone to take a look at this!" They like that.
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Old 05-12-2011, 01:58 PM   #42
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Old 05-12-2011, 01:58 PM   #43
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Only when it's erect.
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Old 05-12-2011, 02:09 PM   #44
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Old 05-12-2011, 02:11 PM   #45
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