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Man arrested for trying to have sex with family dog.
I didn't see this in the first 4 pages so sorry if repost.
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/fam...x-springs.html DeFUNIAK SPRINGS — A man is facing an animal cruelty charge after his grandson saw him attempting to have sex with a dog, according to a Walton County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. Eugene Hickman, 54, was arrested on Saturday morning and charged with one felony count of animal cruelty, according to the report. His family contacted law enforcement after the grandson told his father that he had seen Hickman nude in the bedroom on top of the dog, the report stated. When asked about the incident, Hickman didn’t deny it and said he knew it was wrong and wouldn’t do it again, the report said. The 3-year-old female bulldog was turned over to animal control by deputies and was going to be examined by a veterinarian. |
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06-29-2011, 01:15 PM | #31 |
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If it's his dog, is it incest?
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06-29-2011, 01:24 PM | #32 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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06-29-2011, 01:28 PM | #33 |
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Apparently, peckering a dog while shitfaced on paint fumes is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!
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06-29-2011, 01:33 PM | #34 |
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If Fido was taking care of bidness instead of dozing away out o the back porch, that never would have happened.
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06-29-2011, 01:39 PM | #35 |
Bustle in your hedgerow?
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06-29-2011, 01:44 PM | #36 |
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06-29-2011, 01:46 PM | #37 |
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06-29-2011, 01:46 PM | #38 |
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06-29-2011, 02:48 PM | #39 |
Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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I don’t think that’s what is meant by “mans best friend”.
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Man's best friend with benefits
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06-29-2011, 03:13 PM | #41 |
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Reminds me of one of Andrew Dice Clay's nursery rhymes. Although you'd have to alter the lyrics just a bit:
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