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Old 07-14-2011, 02:06 PM  
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Gladiator Round 3, Match 6: truebigdog vs. bwana

This is for the championship of the Panzer SS Division.

Okay, this is an odd one:



truebigdog:

Vial of thick lotion that, if rubbed on the skin of opponent, will weaken them in 10 minutes and paralyze them for an hour in 20 minutes (you have protective gloves)

No backup weapon

Time to plan: 55 seconds



bwana:

Vial of thick lotion that, if rubbed on the skin of opponent, will weaken them in 10 minutes and paralyze them for an hour in 20 minutes (you have protective gloves)

No backup weapon

Time to plan: 60 seconds




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Classic jungle terrain

Starting distance: 326 feet
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Old 07-14-2011, 05:33 PM   #31
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He can slather himself to death in luxurious death lotion. truebigdog can help.


Heh, Um, no.
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Old 07-14-2011, 05:44 PM   #32
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I do not like where this thread is going. NTIAWWT
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Old 07-14-2011, 05:47 PM   #33
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There was some legendary sumo champion once who had a standing challenge that he would cede the match if an opponent was able to touch his belt, and I don't think anyone ever did.

This match is kind of like that.
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Old 07-14-2011, 05:49 PM   #34
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WTF is going on here? Whoever voted against Bwana may find themselves receiving a Bwana type beating should they ever venture to the confines of Arrowhead and look him in the eye and admit it. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
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Old 07-14-2011, 05:50 PM   #35
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Thick "death" lotion? If I found myself in any kind of outdoor situation packing lotion, TBD wouldn't have to take a run at the title, I would kill myself.
If you meant what I thought you meant, that's pretty ****in' funny .
I'll have to vote for Bwana since he can see who everyone votes for, (He's a mod y'know).
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:15 PM   #36
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Everybody just wants Bwana out of the way.
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:19 PM   #37
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Two guys running around a jungle trying to rub lotion on each other.

This is odd.
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:22 PM   #38
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Two guys running around a jungle trying to rub lotion on each other.

This is odd.
You got that right dude. It's like logging on and finding yourself in "Brokeback Jungle."
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:51 PM   #39
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You got that right dude. It's like logging on and finding yourself in "Brokeback Jungle."
Well, at present, the voting is tied. So neither of you is on top...
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:56 PM   #40
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that works as a tiebreaker for me.

truebigdog wins due to opponent's suicide.
This. I can't believe this is tied right now. Bunch of kiss-asses.
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:33 PM   #41
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You got this Bwana! Just pretend he's Keanu Reaves, you're both coming out of the steam room after a little too much tequila and he snaps you in the butt with his towel and your trying to catch him for a little payback.

Nothing but a couple guys messing around in the jungle.
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:04 PM   #42
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Well, at present, the voting is tied. So neither of you is on top...
So now it has degraded to who is the pitcher and who is the catcher.
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:14 PM   #43
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This division should be renamed The Brokeback Mountain division.
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:16 PM   #44
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:21 PM   #45
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