Life Man beats wifes lover with axe while kids watch - Page 3

durtyrute · 02:06 PM

This shit is so crazy, I had to pass it on to the planet.

Okay, there is this married couple that I know. They have been married for about 18 years. When they met the woman was 15 and the man was 25. She got pregnant at 17 and they got married when she was 18. They now have 4 kids, 3 girls and 1 boy. Throughout their marriage there have been many ups and downs, (she's a drinker and hooked on pain pills, plus she likes to **** other guys). Now, somewhere in there she convinced the husband to start having threesomes and foursomes, (not the one that we as regular guys would like, they were more like gangbangs, while the husband watched and video taped it) At some other time he decided to join in, and he would occasionally give one of the guys a hj or a bj while someone else was ****ing his wife. I don't know how long that was going on, but there were alot of gangbangs apparently.

Anyway, fastforward to about 6 months ago. She is at a bar by herself and the hubby is at home. She calls him and he hears some guy talking in the background. He tells her to put the guys hand up her dress (oh yea, she never wears panties) She does and her and the guy end up ****ing that night. She goes back home and tells her hubby that the guy made her cum like 5 times in one night. Hubby gets jealous and ****s her again to show her who is boss (It's not him)

This turns into a relationship behind hubby's back. He has a gut feeling and starts tracking her with gps and looking up cellphone calls. He confronts her and she lies and lies and lies. Then she decides she needs time away, so she leaves for about a week, spending the whole time with the other man.

When she comes back the hubby is so happy to see her he promises that he'll change and trust her more. Of course she is still seeing dude, so that doesn't last long. The hubby gets pissed and decides he is going to leave, so he does. After about a week he comes home one morning to grab more of his shit. He walks into the bedroom and shes the wife with the lover naked in the bed sleeping with the two youngest kids lying with them. He goes into the garage gets an axe and proceeds to beat the shit out of the guy with the axe handle. The kids wake up and see the whole thing. ( damn this is long )

Anyway, they are getting a divorce, she is taking the two youngest kids and maybe the oldest because she hates her dad for doing that in front of the kiddes, and she is moving in with the lover. AND THE HUBBY IS GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR THE WHOLE ****ING THING.

I wish I could say I made this up, but this is real life folks.

***********UPDATE ON POST 128*************

durtyrute · 12-08-2011, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

i don't care if he makes 100 times that. dude sucks wienies while someone else porks his wife? he should give himself a few wacks to the dome w/that axe.
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durtyrute · 12-08-2011, 02:59 PM

[QUOTE=Iowanian;8181193]In all fairness, mtg hasn't posted since the guy was arrested....just saying.

Who lets their naked man-friend sleep in a bed with their children?
That bitch is twisted and those kids need to be removed and placed in a safe family.[/QUOTE]

THAT

The Iron Chief · 12-08-2011, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by suds79

There's a guy living in a Trailer Park making over 100 grand a year?

If the trailer parks in Beverly hills its possible.

seclark · 12-08-2011, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

That was poetic. Sec-rates is an underrated philosopher in the scope of mind theory.

well what the hell? this guy says, "honey, why don't you just **** bill, john and hank while i blow sam off. then we'll all sit down for a cup of coffee and some cookies."

jeeze, i'm getting old.
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Chiefnj2 · 12-08-2011, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by durtyrute

Anyway, fastforward to about 6 months ago. She is at a bar by herself and the hubby is at home. She calls him and he hears some guy talking in the background. He tells her to put the guys hand up her dress (oh yea, she never wears panties) She does

Todd Haley??

durtyrute · 12-08-2011, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

well what the hell? this guy says, "honey, why don't you just **** bill, john and hank while i blow sam off. then we'll all sit down for a cup of coffee and some cookies."

jeeze, i'm getting old.
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**Donger** · 12-08-2011, 03:03 PM

Well, I guess at least he didn't blow the guy. That would have really traumatized the kids.

durtyrute · 12-08-2011, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Well, I guess at least he didn't blow the guy. That would have really traumatized the kids.

**Iowanian** · 12-08-2011, 03:04 PM

"Hey guys, after we get done cleaning this deer, you wanna come over and pickle the ole gal"

"Honey, you gonna eat that one"..."no....go ahead...."

I hope when this story ends, it turns out that his name is Peter Piper.

Peter Piper puffed a pack of pickled peckers

Sadly, it's probably just Rex Ryan. I suspect this because of the inclusion of Hulk Fist gloves.

seclark · 12-08-2011, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Well, I guess at least he didn't blow the guy. That would have really traumatized the kids.

yeah...good thing they're so concerned about the kids. major ****ing nutcases.
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BigCatDaddy · 12-08-2011, 03:08 PM

How many times did you get to hit the wife?

**Donger** · 12-08-2011, 03:09 PM

Wait, where are badgirl and chiefs4me?

Skyy God · 12-08-2011, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy

How many times did you get to hit the wife?

Alternately, you gotta be fb friends. Let's see if she's gangbang-able?

tooge · 12-08-2011, 03:10 PM

Crib notes:

Your friend invited you over to bang his wife with a few other buddies. He ends up blowing you. You go back for seconds. He finds you. He is regretting that he blew you. He beats your ass with an axe handle. He is paying your dental bill.

durtyrute · 12-08-2011, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pittsie

Alternately, you gotta be fb friends. Let's see if she's gangbang-able?

I was, but I got off of facebook

12-08-2011, 02:34 PM
durtyrute MVP Join Date: Mar 2011 Casino cash: $7846085	UPDATE UPDATE Man beats wifes lover with axe while kids watch This shit is so crazy, I had to pass it on to the planet. Okay, there is this married couple that I know. They have been married for about 18 years. When they met the woman was 15 and the man was 25. She got pregnant at 17 and they got married when she was 18. They now have 4 kids, 3 girls and 1 boy. Throughout their marriage there have been many ups and downs, (she's a drinker and hooked on pain pills, plus she likes to ** other guys). Now, somewhere in there she convinced the husband to start having threesomes and foursomes, (not the one that we as regular guys would like, they were more like gangbangs, while the husband watched and video taped it) At some other time he decided to join in, and he would occasionally give one of the guys a hj or a bj while someone else was ing his wife. I don't know how long that was going on, but there were alot of gangbangs apparently. Anyway, fastforward to about 6 months ago. She is at a bar by herself and the hubby is at home. She calls him and he hears some guy talking in the background. He tells her to put the guys hand up her dress (oh yea, she never wears panties) She does and her and the guy end up ing that night. She goes back home and tells her hubby that the guy made her cum like 5 times in one night. Hubby gets jealous and s her again to show her who is boss (It's not him) This turns into a relationship behind hubby's back. He has a gut feeling and starts tracking her with gps and looking up cellphone calls. He confronts her and she lies and lies and lies. Then she decides she needs time away, so she leaves for about a week, spending the whole time with the other man. When she comes back the hubby is so happy to see her he promises that he'll change and trust her more. Of course she is still seeing dude, so that doesn't last long. The hubby gets pissed and decides he is going to leave, so he does. After about a week he comes home one morning to grab more of his shit. He walks into the bedroom and shes the wife with the lover naked in the bed sleeping with the two youngest kids lying with them. He goes into the garage gets an axe and proceeds to beat the shit out of the guy with the axe handle. The kids wake up and see the whole thing. ( damn this is long ) Anyway, they are getting a divorce, she is taking the two youngest kids and maybe the oldest because she hates her dad for doing that in front of the kiddes, and she is moving in with the lover. AND THE HUBBY IS GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR THE WHOLE ING THING. I wish I could say I made this up, but this is real life folks. *******UPDATE ON POST 128*********** Last edited by durtyrute; 12-09-2011 at 02:06 PM..
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12-08-2011, 02:59 PM	#32
durtyrute MVP Join Date: Mar 2011 Casino cash: $7846085	[QUOTE=Iowanian;8181193]In all fairness, mtg hasn't posted since the guy was arrested....just saying. Who lets their naked man-friend sleep in a bed with their children? That bitch is twisted and those kids need to be removed and placed in a safe family.[/QUOTE] THAT
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12-08-2011, 03:03 PM	#37
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $9829900 VARSITY	Well, I guess at least he didn't blow the guy. That would have really traumatized the kids. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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12-08-2011, 03:04 PM	#39
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4578454	"Hey guys, after we get done cleaning this deer, you wanna come over and pickle the ole gal" "Honey, you gonna eat that one"..."no....go ahead...." I hope when this story ends, it turns out that his name is Peter Piper. Peter Piper puffed a pack of pickled peckers Sadly, it's probably just Rex Ryan. I suspect this because of the inclusion of Hulk Fist gloves.
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12-08-2011, 03:08 PM	#41
BigCatDaddy The Beast Inside Your Head Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $1489122	How many times did you get to hit the wife?
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12-08-2011, 03:09 PM	#42
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $9829900 VARSITY	Wait, where are badgirl and chiefs4me? __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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12-08-2011, 03:10 PM	#44
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $3494112	Crib notes: Your friend invited you over to bang his wife with a few other buddies. He ends up blowing you. You go back for seconds. He finds you. He is regretting that he blew you. He beats your ass with an axe handle. He is paying your dental bill.
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