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View Poll Results: Should they become more popular?
Yes - more houses should include them. I want one. 27 51.92%
Yes - more houses should include them. But I don't want one. 2 3.85%
No - this is not how we do things in America 19 36.54%
No - they aren't as good as TP 10 19.23%
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Old 12-21-2011, 11:14 AM  
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Should bidets become more popular in US?
You know, those toilet like things that clean you with shots of water. You crouch down facing the handles and sprays your anus and other parts after you're done.

Pro: 1) Paperless; saves trees and the rainforest 2) . . . .?

Con: 1) Uses more water 2) Might take a while to get used to 3) TP companies lose business
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Old 12-21-2011, 11:28 AM   #31
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Old 12-21-2011, 11:28 AM   #32
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Wow. I am impressed with the cleanliness of Japanese naughty parts. I bet oral sex is popular there.
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Old 12-21-2011, 11:28 AM   #33
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I think a bidet would be good if it was kind of like a car wash...you'd have an initial rinse, a soap cycle, then a rinse cycle, then a blow drying cycle, all followed by an air freshener.
Would an illegal immigrant or convicted felon do these for us?
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Old 12-21-2011, 11:29 AM   #34
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nope. it's a "hand"towel...not asshole towel.

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Old 12-21-2011, 11:29 AM   #35
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You may be using too much paper. Maybe try folding the paper over and using the same piece for multiple wipes (excluding the first super messy wipe).
So you're suggesting I wipe once and then turn that piece over so that the recently-used portion is TOUCHING MY HAND?!?!?!
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Old 12-21-2011, 11:30 AM   #36
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Old 12-21-2011, 11:30 AM   #37
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No. An illegal would try to smuggle some drugs up in there and, well, we all know what prisoners like to do.
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Old 12-21-2011, 11:30 AM   #38
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Wow. I am impressed with the cleanliness of Japanese naughty parts. I bet oral sex is popular there.
They don't mind a little A2M there.
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So you're suggesting I wipe once and then turn that piece over so that the recently-used portion is TOUCHING MY HAND?!?!?!
No you fold it over. It's an alternative to the "Wadding up" technique.
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Old 12-21-2011, 11:31 AM   #40
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You may be using too much paper. Maybe try folding the paper over and using the same piece for multiple wipes (excluding the first super messy wipe).
I can't believe how long it took me to figure out how good folding tp was. I remember walking into some jackass' mess one day a few years ago, examining the contents, being intrigued at the intricate folding technique, and from thereon, adopting it as my own.
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