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Fat Elvis · 01-09-2012, 12:28 PM

She is the sweetest kid you've ever met. She is well behaved and is considered pretty quiet; by all accounts, she is pretty much the perfect kid. Last night she jumped into our room, struck her best martial arts pose and with all the conviction she could muster proclaimed, "I'm a f'ing ninja!"

Inspector · 01-09-2012, 02:30 PM

Several decades ago when our kids were still children my wife was driving with son #3 in the car. Someone cut her off and my wife exclaimed, "****!!!". Son #3, having established a hiearchy of cuss words, recognized that the "F" word was by far the top of the heap. So in his effort to get him mom back on track, he gave her this sage advise, "Don't say **** mom, say shit.

(Not sure if the second bad word is filtered but it's the one that starts with an "S" and refers to poop.)

Graystoke · 01-09-2012, 02:48 PM

My kids all eventually dropped the F-Bomb...always when the Grandparents were over

01-09-2012, 02:55 PM

I've probably told the story about how my daughter came home talking about one of her friends using the "f" word last year. So, I explained what the word was and how we don't say it but she's going to hear a lot of people use it... Then she told me her friend called somebody else "fat"...

My wife almost killed me.

Hydrae · 01-09-2012, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I've probably told the story about how my daughter came home talking about one of her friends using the "f" word last year. So, I explained what the word was and how we don't say it but she's going to hear a lot of people use it... Then she told me her friend called somebody else "fat"...

My wife almost killed me.

Reset the 72 hour clock?

Dr. Johnny Fever · 01-09-2012, 03:01 PM

My ex FIL told my ex wife and I how when she and I were away one weekend and they (grandpa and kid) were fishing, my daughter got a fish on her line and while reeling it in yelled out "holy shit grandpa!" He said he just looked at her a little surprised and she was too busy with the fish to even notice so he just let it go. She was about 6 at the time. I think he was disappointed in us as adults but we just laughed.

kcxiv · 01-09-2012, 03:42 PM

i had my neice say it at 2, but she got it from when i game and she's here. i get frustrated and i curse sometimes and well one day, she grabbed my ps3 controller and pretended like she was playing and goes, **** **** ****. haha I got busted big time for that. That taught me not to rage while gaming

Frosty · 01-09-2012, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by kcxiv

i had my neice say it at 2, but she got it from when i game and she's here. i get frustrated and i curse sometimes and well one day, she grabbed my ps3 controller and pretended like she was playing and goes, **** **** ****. haha I got busted big time for that. That taught me not to rage while gaming

Yup. Kids are perfect little mirrors and it isn't always pleasant what we see in those mirrors.

Extra Point · 01-09-2012, 06:36 PM

My oldest dropped her first F-bomb at age 8. Told her that I got I did the same at about the same age, and got to eat soap for it. We told her not to do that again. She waited until she was 19.

The other two, did about the same.

Man, I still remember that taste!

Psyko Tek · 01-09-2012, 07:11 PM

my youngest, he was about 5 at the time was riding in the mini van with mom and older brother
he called his brother a ballsac.
mom said what did you say
the little snowflake said I called him a cull-de-sac

Goldmember · 01-09-2012, 07:12 PM

I don't think I said **** until I was 11. The decay of society continues

Backwards Masking · 01-09-2012, 07:15 PM

good for her, it's about time we all Grew Up and accepting cussing as a Natural, Appropriate (not to mention) Fun form of Expression.

hopefully she'll keep using it and nobody will stop her. Freedom starts with Speech.

chiefzilla1501 · 01-09-2012, 07:29 PM

**RealSNR** · 01-09-2012, 07:31 PM

I'm reporting all you ****ers and your children

MOhillbilly · 01-09-2012, 07:54 PM

You guys just ain't beating em hard enough.

crispystl · 01-09-2012, 08:02 PM

My 4 year old son and I were configuring the Kinect and it had trouble reading movements. It was very frustrating and he says I know daddy this game is a ****! I was like holy shit! Where did that come from.

01-09-2012, 12:28 PM
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01-09-2012, 02:30 PM	#31
Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9924975	Several decades ago when our kids were still children my wife was driving with son #3 in the car. Someone cut her off and my wife exclaimed, "**!!!". Son #3, having established a hiearchy of cuss words, recognized that the "F" word was by far the top of the heap. So in his effort to get him mom back on track, he gave her this sage advise, "Don't say ** mom, say shit. (Not sure if the second bad word is filtered but it's the one that starts with an "S" and refers to poop.) __________________ As always, this is IMO.
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Extra Point MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Prairie Village, KS Casino cash: $10004900	My oldest dropped her first F-bomb at age 8. Told her that I got I did the same at about the same age, and got to eat soap for it. We told her not to do that again. She waited until she was 19. The other two, did about the same. Man, I still remember that taste! __________________ "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits." --Satchel Paige
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