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Old 01-12-2012, 07:45 AM  
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Overheard on the Goldman Sachs Elevator
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An anonymous career banker inside Goldman Sachs opened a twitter account (@GSElevator) with the intention of revealing the hilarious banter that takes place in the privacy of the GS elevators. Since then, the account has evolved to include things overheard on trading floors, bullpens, lobbies and bars. Some of the conversations involve more than one person, and the participants are distinguishable by their number (#1, #2, #3). Here are some of my favorites from the past several months…
http://totalfratmove.com/769302

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Old 01-12-2012, 02:24 PM   #31
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Old 01-12-2012, 02:26 PM   #32
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Total Frat Move makes me ashamed to be in a fraternity.
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Old 01-12-2012, 03:15 PM   #33
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Old 01-12-2012, 04:03 PM   #34
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Old 01-13-2012, 12:20 AM   #35
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Old 01-13-2012, 12:42 AM   #36
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Old 01-16-2012, 03:00 AM   #37
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There's also a couple of funny ones over at ww.overheardwhat.com

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Guy 2: "She left me"
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Guy 2: "no literally, she ran cross country in college she's like 3 miles up ahead or somewhere. I can't keep up with her"
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Old 01-16-2012, 07:04 AM   #38
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These are funny, but I'm pretty dubious of the supposed "story" behind the account. These "faux reality" twitter accounts and blogs are annoying to me for some reason.
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Old 01-16-2012, 10:07 AM   #39
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These are funny, but I'm pretty dubious of the supposed "story" behind the account. These "faux reality" twitter accounts and blogs are annoying to me for some reason.
It is hard to appese everyone. I will come up with a decent situation or joke that works for facebook/twitter and I will get a couple LOL's then of course there is the one person "That would be funny....if it actually happened" then I either explain I am creating a joke. That is what I do. I create jokes. Anyway the jokes on these sites mostly require you to believe that they are non-fiction to work.
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Old 02-15-2012, 05:28 AM   #40
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Old 02-15-2012, 05:50 AM   #41
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http://totalfratmove.com/782530
definitely worth the read. My face hurts.
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Old 02-15-2012, 06:05 AM   #42
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definitely worth the read. My face hurts.
I suddenly burst into laughter waking my wife up. She went back to sleep and about 15 minutes later I did it again just thinking about it. She mad.
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Old 02-15-2012, 06:11 AM   #43
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I suddenly burst into laughter waking my wife up. She went back to sleep and about 15 minutes later I did it again just thinking about it. She mad.
Pull the blanket up to your neck and become the floating disembodied head while you apologize to her.
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and I'll say "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."
Makes you think twice about drinking coffee before a flight.
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