****The Official "Oh Noez, it's the Apocalypse!" Thread. (With Poll!)****

[Gonzo]

This thread is for everything apocalypse. Zombie, nukes, plague, EMP or whatever. I'm including a poll to see who's prepared and who's screwed. Here's my current inventory:

3 weeks worth of canned goods.
One case of MRE's (on order).
2 Sterno stoves.
12 bottles of propane.
2 Propane heaters. (One for large bottles, one for small)
One month supply of bottled water.

several shotguns, (five of which are interchangeable).
Several large caliber rifles.
3 large caliber muzzle-loaders.
2 .22 caliber rifles.
A lot of ammo. (I'm not telling Obama how much, either).
3 compound bows.
50+ Arrows.
Clothing, sanitary and medical/first aid supplies.
5 tinfoil hats so the Koreans can't read my thoughts.

What's in your stockpile? Anyone else ready for this shit to go down?

[dmahurin]

Several large caliber rifles
Several .22 rifles and pistols
Several various caliber pistols
2 shotguns
Crossbow with 10 spare strings and 75 bolts
Enough ammo to supply Somalian rebels for months
Various edged weapons of varying sizes and styles
2500 feet of 550 cord cut into 250 feet bundles
Axes
Fire starting equipment
1 years worth of food
Enough water purification tablets to purify 500 gallons
And I'm sure somewhere I have a partridge in a pear tree

I think I should do alright in the apocolyspe

Edit: I also have a large medical/first aid kit similar to what paramedics carry

[Psyko Tek]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

This thread is for everything apocalypse. Zombie, nukes, plague, EMP or whatever. I'm including a poll to see who's prepared and who's screwed. Here's my current inventory:

3 weeks worth of canned goods.
One case of MRE's (on order).
2 Sterno stoves.
12 bottles of propane.
2 Propane heaters. (One for large bottles, one for small)
One month supply of bottled water.

several shotguns, (five of which are interchangeable).
Several large caliber rifles.
3 large caliber muzzle-loaders.
2 .22 caliber rifles.
A lot of ammo. (I'm not telling Obama how much, either).
3 compound bows.
50+ Arrows.
Clothing, sanitary and medical/first aid supplies.
5 tinfoil hats so the Koreans can't read my thoughts.

What's in your stockpile? Anyone else ready for this shit to go down?

got tin foil for the hat
some smokes
30 pack of beer ,
charcoal ,
and steaks
SHOW ME THE APOCALYPSE bitches

[cabletech94]

the mayans didn't account for leap year(s).

it already passed us.

nobody likes a math geek scully.
/mulder

[dmahurin]

http://www.lindonfarms.com/

Buckets of food with a 25 year shelf life. You can buy buckets of different sizes or you can do a monthly delivery with 1 bucket a month on an auto bill cycle. Food storage made simple for those who want to be prepared.

[Chiefs=Champions]

zombie makeup kit.

[bevischief]

I have enough food for several months and I will loot the liquor store and bar about 2 blocks from my house and the other liquor store 4 blocks away.

[Rasputin]

Ya know Ronnie, people who save hundreds of dollars by switching to GEICO sure are happy.



And how happy are they Jimmy?

Spoiler!

I'd say happier than a Zombie Clown during a Zombie Apocalypse



He does look happy

~Get happy. Get GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

[loochy]

If you think you are prepared then you aren't prepared.

[FlaChief58]

I have enough guns & ammo to get more guns & ammo

[burt]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Gonzo, if you want to be pleased daily by a bunch of hairy dudes, go for it. I'll pack along my Lumpy Fun Toy Box, head East, and trade my lovin' for food and shelter.

Oh, and I'm taking my compound bow and some arrows.

I have both of those things....just sayin'!!