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Man with 'Micropenis' Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman
Read it and weep!
http://gawker.com/man-with-micropeni...-act-511421938 A 66-year-old man who thought he merely had an unusually tiny penis was shocked to find out from doctors that he was actually a woman. The unnamed patient arrived at Kwong Wah Hospital in Hong Kong complaining of a swelling in his abdomen. After being examined by doctors, it was determined that the swelling was caused by a cyst on one of his ovaries. In a paper published this week in the Hong Kong Medical Journal, doctors from Kwong Wah and Queen Elizabeth Hospitals explained that the patient suffered from both the chromosomal abnormality known as Turner Syndrome and the genetic disorder congenital adrenal hyperplasia (CAH), giving him the internal organs of a woman along with the physical appearance of a man. "The patient, by definition, is a woman who cannot get pregnant. But she also has CAH, which gave her the appearance of a man," Chinese University pediatrics professor Ellis Hon Kam-lun told the South China Morning Post. "It's an interesting and very rare case of having the two combinations. It probably won't be seen again in the near future." In fact, there have been only six instances of both disorders occurring simultaneously in recorded medical history. According to his doctors, the patient, who is 4'5" tall, bearded, has a micropenis and no testicles, plans to continue identifying as male, and may undergo male hormone replacement therapy. |
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06-05-2013, 05:29 PM | #31 |
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I believe he/she/it would have felt much better if the docs had informed he/she/it that he/she/it DIDN'T have a micropenis, but rather had stated he/she/it had a ginormo-clit.
He/she/it should have known something wasn't right when women would say to him/her/it: "Is that a banana bread crumb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" |
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06-05-2013, 05:33 PM | #32 |
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It must take forever to pee with a micropenis. The stream may be thin but it can cut through steel!
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06-05-2013, 07:19 PM | #33 |
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does this mean one can't get mouth cancer from giving her oral?
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06-05-2013, 07:33 PM | #34 |
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06-05-2013, 07:40 PM | #35 |
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06-05-2013, 07:43 PM | #36 |
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It's Pat?
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06-05-2013, 07:46 PM | #37 |
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Bout time Cassel went to the doctor.
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06-05-2013, 09:34 PM | #38 |
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JFC, another Hootie thread.
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06-05-2013, 09:38 PM | #39 |
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I'm dyslexic and read it wrong. I could have sworn it said that man with micropenis visits woman, discovers he's actually a doctor.
That would be news. |
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06-06-2013, 08:16 AM | #40 |
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It took him 66 years and a bad stomach cramp to realize that missing testicles wasn't normal?
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06-06-2013, 08:18 AM | #41 |
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i appreciate the concern but I'm well hung
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06-06-2013, 08:35 AM | #42 |
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Yeah, you would think the lack of testicles would clue him in that something ain't right...
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06-06-2013, 10:11 AM | #43 |
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Impossible. God would never have created such a thing. Must be another junk science discovery.
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06-06-2013, 12:03 PM | #44 |
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Being well hung when being compared to a man with a MICRO-PENIS is nothing to brag about.
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06-06-2013, 12:06 PM | #45 |
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