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New Orleans went after him like he was Katrina's cousin.
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Join Date: Feb 2012
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Are you serious, he led the team in tackles last night!!
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That's like getting the most BINGOs at a retirement community.
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Hey! You leave Bingo outta this!!!
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The Spiro Agnew family will be eternally grateful to him for taking the place of Spiro in the Dictionary of Fail.
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On the serious side, I was very worried he was going to spontaneously combust on the sidelines and burn several other players that might actually make the team.
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Kindness in words...
Join Date: Apr 2007
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And really...I can see where Brown should be a dick. He's a professional athlete. Professional athletes like him eat at Subway. I've seen the commercials. I know. And he expects that his sandwich is going to be made properly. That a person employed as a "sandwich artist" isn't going to **** up making a ****ing sandwich. It's not mother ****ing rocket science here people - it a mother ****ing sandwich! But here this bitch goes and ****s it up. Mr. Brown, as a paying consumer who should expect that goods/services rendered meet expectations, upon receiving a ****ed up sandwich mentions this and the chick goes menstrual, which she logically has remorse for and has a desire to make up for it. So, like the obsessive stalker freak she is, she goes home and makes Herr Brown a whole gigantic double sized casserole pan of artery clogging, fat inducing, bowel destroying Twinkie Cake. I mean, mother ****ing Twinkie Cake! Not a healthy, globally sustaining food product like homemade granola and cricket flour protein bars or other such important shit, but a mother ****ing, goat raping, dog dicking, career ending casserole pan of Twinkie Cake. You got to be ****ing kidding me! She's lucky he didn't come back around and smash the whole ****ing thing over her moronic cranium. No wonder T-Rich hates her. He knows. |
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Very worried about our secondary.
Agspew is the type of player that sucks ass but somehow in the past made the team and ended up screwing us at the worst possible moment in a big game. Lets hope he was cut before he changed into his street clothes. |
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I hope your post is rich with sarcasm.
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Agnew is a younger version of Stanford Routt, except hes not as rich
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Agnew needs the "Old Yeller" treatment
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Spiraling down the Drain
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Unlubricated anal rape, then an lubricated fisting. The whole fist.
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Mahomes or GTFO
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We should call Agnew "Stanford" the rest of pre-season until he gets cut. Which won't be long.
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