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Old 11-06-2013, 10:36 PM  
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John Mayer - Freak Stalker, Got Serious Game or Hung like a Grizzly?
I mean, wtf?

Is this guy a serial stalker of hot, famous chicks?

I'm still a little blown away that he was apparently dating Taylor Swift.

How does a guy that's apparently tried to nail any chick who's been on this months cover of National Enquirer land a chick like Taylor Swift. And then there is celebrity chef Giada De Laurentiis, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Anniston, Minka Kelly, Jessica Simpson, and now Katy Perry. Is there no one safe from this scrawny douche?

Seriously though...what gives?

I don't get it.
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Old 11-07-2013, 07:49 AM   #31
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His HBO special is absolutely sick.

If you have On Demand, I highly recommend it.

He can play his ass off.
Whoa, he had an HBO special? I need to check that out.
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Old 11-07-2013, 07:55 AM   #32
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Maybe being a total pimp has something to do with it, I dont know.
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:16 AM   #33
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Whoa, he had an HBO special? I need to check that out.
I'm wondering if he's referring to "Where the Light Is" - his live concert DVD/record. An amazing show - one of my go-to albums that I listen to all the time...
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:23 AM   #34
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How is this a question? He gets chicks because:

1.) He's rich
2.) He's famous
3.) He has a wonderful singing voice
4.) He is a great guitar player
5.) His songs are panty dropper type songs
6.) He obviously has incredible game because he has elevated himself above the other celebrities that also have attributes 1 through 5.

He is not a stalker. Chicks stalk HIM.
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:28 AM   #35
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How is this a question? He gets chicks because:

1.) He's rich
2.) He's famous
3.) He has a wonderful singing voice
4.) He is a great guitar player
5.) His songs are panty dropper type songs
6.) He obviously has incredible game because he has elevated himself above the other celebrities that also have attributes 1 through 5.

He is not a stalker. Chicks stalk HIM.
Case closed. In a not so related manner, John Butler Trio is pretty good too.
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:32 AM   #36
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He's got a place a half hour from me. Everyone I know says that him and Katy Perry are extremely nice and cordial. They're not afraid to mingle with the locals and more than happy to sit around and shoot the breeze.

Plus, he put on a benefit for the Fire Dept after the big fires in the valley last year.
Nice, I'm glad one of them isn't a Tom Brokaw level douche.
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Old 11-07-2013, 09:01 AM   #37
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Old 11-07-2013, 09:10 AM   #38
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Old 11-07-2013, 09:14 AM   #39
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When he goes on Austin City Limits, somebody let me know. That's the show that I watch to convince people I know something about music.
He was on on December 15, 2007. Check to see if you still have it on your DVR.
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Old 11-07-2013, 05:12 PM   #40
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Nice, I'm glad one of them isn't a Tom Brokaw level douche.
Brokaws a dick? do tell...
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Old 11-07-2013, 05:19 PM   #41
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:20 PM   #45
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****.

I just found where he played an Albert King song with Gary Clark Jr. Now I have conflicted emotions. I still think Mayer is a stalker perv douche nozzle, but Gary Clark is the absolute balls. And if Gary lets him onstage with him, there must be something okay with the dude.

However, he will not be forgiven for purportedly defiling Giada. I was going to marry that woman. Now I can't even look at her anymore.



More Gary, who's debut release "Blak and Blue" was, IMO, the best album of 2012, just because he kicks so much ass:
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