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Old 07-06-2014, 12:27 PM  
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Ever punch yourself in the mouth?
Well I have now. Battery went tits up in my car so ordered a dieeasy at Kmart they had 22 bucks off online site to store. Charged the f'ed battery up and headed to Kmart. Had one those terminal straps to carry the battery. I decided to change it out in parking lot. As I was lifting the new into the battery slot terminal strap let loose. As I was leaning over hood fist came up and popped me right into the lip. Split it open like a Forman - Quarry(sp) fight. Was bleeding like a faucet drops on batter and on asphalt. Got in car drove home with Kleenex in it and it was soaked in blood.

Did some first aid but bleeding would not stop so drove to outpatient clinic. Well 6 stitches later and I was out there. Felt like a fool plus they will put stitches in anything. What a pain in the ass.
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Old 07-06-2014, 07:49 PM   #31
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Old 07-06-2014, 07:53 PM   #32
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srvy, never punched myself in the mouth, but if you want to feel any better about your week I have a story....


So, i'm installing pool filter/pump and running plumbing for that. I set my PVC glue and primer up on the deck and dropped down through the hatch where the pump and filter go. I'm down there working a while. I reach up and grab the piece of flex hose I need to go from the heater to the chlorine tablet trap and pull it down to me. Well, lets just say I pulled the glue and primer down with it and I forgot to screw the cap on the glue. I had that can of glue land on the back of my neck and pour down my shirt to my ass crack. So I come flying up out of the hole and snag my belly on a hose clamp I didn't bend over and cut that open too. What a disaster. Had wife scrub my back for an hour getting that shit off. I had some hair on my back..... great wax material for the lady folk's legs if interested, but it burns a bit.
Holy shit Crow that sucked I bet. I felt like an Idiot I was dropping blood like the size of quarters on the pavement. Whoever pulled into that slot must have thought a murder took place. I needed a good cut man in my corner.

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Old 07-06-2014, 07:55 PM   #33
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Old 07-06-2014, 08:18 PM   #34
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Holy shit Crow that sucked I bet. I felt like an Idiot I was dropping blood like the size of quarters on the pavement. Whoever pulled into that slot must have thought a murder took place. I needed a good cut man in my corner.

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Good to see you too bud. I can only imagine the stunned look on your face when you punched yourself haha. I told my wife the story and we had a short chuckle at your expense. Hope the lip heals up quick. Certainly will make me remember to hold the battery with 2 hands the next time I change one haha.
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Old 07-06-2014, 08:39 PM   #35
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Old 07-07-2014, 10:36 AM   #36
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If it makes you feel better I thought of you saturday.

I was outside working on some tile in the yard, and sat down against a dirt pile while I was talking to a guy and sat on some kind of bee that stung me right at the top of my ass crack/tailbone intersection.

I just said bad words and indicated something had stung my ass, but didn't want to dare elaborate if it were a hornet or a wasp.


Last summer in a Lowes or Menards parking lot I had a cart and was loading stuff for returns. I wasn't paying attention and bent down to pick up a box of tile and smashed my mouth on a cart rail and busted my lip open like I'd been kicked by a mule. I also felt like a complete dipshit bleeding on the parking lot, and even more-so in line at the return counter. The way some people were looking at me I might as well have had an AK strapped to my back.
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Old 07-07-2014, 10:38 AM   #37
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Old 07-07-2014, 10:42 AM   #38
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The string i clip my release to broke last year as i was drawing back on a doe. arrow went flying and i was just sitting there in shock. Couldn't figure out wtf happened. I thought i hit the trigger. The doe didn't run so i went to clip on another arrow and saw some of the outer rope had peeled a little. I wondered if i tried to shoot again if i would punch myself again because of this little peeled off part. Then she got real close. 10 yards with both of us on the ground and only a little bush in front of me. I got excited, tried to pull back again and punched myself hard in the face again. Made my eyes water. The bitch jumped back to about 20 yards and stood there. I yelled at her and she ran away. I'll be damned if she can prance around and convince me to try a 3rd time.
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Old 07-07-2014, 10:45 AM   #39
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Old 07-07-2014, 10:47 AM   #40
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The string i clip my release to broke last year as i was drawing back on a doe. arrow went flying and i was just sitting there in shock. Couldn't figure out wtf happened. I thought i hit the trigger. The doe didn't run so i went to clip on another arrow and saw some of the outer rope had peeled a little. I wondered if i tried to shoot again if i would punch myself again because of this little peeled off part. Then she got real close. 10 yards with both of us on the ground and only a little bush in front of me. I got excited, tried to pull back again and punched myself hard in the face again. Made my eyes water. The bitch jumped back to about 20 yards and stood there. I yelled at her and she ran away. I'll be damned if she can prance around and convince me to try a 3rd time.
Why not draw with your fingers that time?
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Why not draw with your fingers that time?
Nothing worse than wounding a doe and blood trailing. Plus, after the second time, i was ready to explode and stomp my bow into a million tiny pieces.
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If it makes you feel better I thought of you saturday.

I was outside working on some tile in the yard, and sat down against a dirt pile while I was talking to a guy and sat on some kind of bee that stung me right at the top of my ass crack/tailbone intersection.

I just said bad words and indicated something had stung my ass, but didn't want to dare elaborate if it were a hornet or a wasp.
A hornet is a type of wasp.
Just believe me on this.
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Nothing worse than wounding a doe and blood trailing. Plus, after the second time, i was ready to explode and stomp my bow into a million tiny pieces.
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