Royals James Shields OWES us - Page 3

Hootie · 10-26-2014, 07:08 AM

6 IP

0 ER

anything else is a shameful choke

**007** · 10-26-2014, 08:27 AM

Oh look a fan dick measuring contest with only one contestant.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-26-2014, 08:29 AM

So Hootie was done bowling by 7:30, but some white trash 3-toothed mother****er was trolling him as he was having a meltdown while bowling in the 6th inning of a game that started at 7:15.

Makes sense.

Hootie · 10-26-2014, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

So Hootie was done bowling by 7:30, but some white trash 3-toothed mother****er was trolling him as he was having a meltdown while bowling in the 6th inning of a game that started at 7:15.

Makes sense.

he was trolling me, you dumb****, while I was sitting at the bar in the bowling alley watching the game

and, of course

you guessed it

he was a Cardinals fan

any ****ing thing else?

Hootie · 10-26-2014, 08:31 AM

and, since you so astutely follow my posts, you'd have read that I was so mad that I got up and wasted $300 in the gambling machines

PRETTY ****ING HARD TO DO THAT IF YOU'RE BOWLING, EH?

God you're such a dumb genius.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-26-2014, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

he was trolling me, you dumb****, while I was sitting at the bar in the bowling alley watching the game

and, of course

you guessed it

he was a Cardinals fan

any ****ing thing else?

You watched a World Series game of a team you live an die for at a bowling alley while you're calling out other fans and gambling?

Hootie · 10-26-2014, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru

Oh look a fan dick measuring contest with only one contestant.

not impressed with the bandwagoners who decide they need to talk shit to someone who actually followed the team during the 162 game regular season

Mother****erJones · 10-26-2014, 08:32 AM

For some reason I'm picturing hootie crying like the baby in Who Framed Roger Rabbit after he lost his stogie.

Simply Red · 10-26-2014, 08:34 AM

How is the food at the bowling alley?

Hootie · 10-26-2014, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

You watched a World Series game of a team you live an die for at a bowling alley while you're calling out other fans and gambling?

first off, **** head

this bowling alley is owned by my best friends family

my best friend bartends on Saturday night

I bowl in a league at 5:30 on Saturdays

the bar is AN EXCELLENT PLACE to watch sports

I live in Illinois.

Exactly ZERO people cheer for the Royals other than me.

WHERE THE **** ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO WATCH THE GAME?

BUFFALO WILD WINGS?

JFC

is this a real conversation right now?

I watched game 3 in my living room and invited friends over

is that more acceptable?

...what?

milkman · 10-26-2014, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

not impressed with the bandwagoners who decide they need to talk shit to someone who actually followed the team during the 162 game regular season

If I was talking shit about your opinion, then that reaction might be warranted.

I was talking shit about the manner in which you express those opinions, which is an entirely different thing.

But then I shouldn't expect a grown man with a tean age girl's mentality to be able to discern the difference.

Hootie · 10-26-2014, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red

How is the food at the bowling alley?

It's actually incredible.

Amazing place.

oldorchardinc.com

Hootie · 10-26-2014, 08:37 AM

I can't believe I was just chastised for watching a "WS game" at a bar in Central Illinois.

God forbid I watched a game on a 60" TV in a bar with full sound while drinking for free. Man, what a terrible fan that makes me.

Lex Luthor · 10-26-2014, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

yeah, ok

I watched 120+ regular season Royals games this year

let me know if you can match that ... and then maybe you can talk to me about being a Royals fan

How many of those were on nights you were bowling and you just happened to glance up at the TV every now and then to check on the score?

If the answer is "none", then I just have to say "Way to step up in the World Series!".

But if we are going to trot our credentials as Royals fans, how about if you tell me who is the only Royals player ever to hit a grand slam, find out that it didn't count because the first base umpire had called timeout right before the pitch, and then turn around and hit a 3-run double?

Well?

By the way, before you turn to Google to find the answer: it's damn hard to find. You can find it with Google if you already know the name of the player, but I was not able to find it just by searching for things like "Royals grand slam time out" and "Royals grand slam doesn't count", ... etc. I know the answer because I was listening to the game on the radio when it happened.

But that's me. I'm a Royals fan.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-26-2014, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

I can't believe I was just chastised for watching a "WS game" at a bar in Central Illinois.

God forbid I watched a game on a 60" TV in a bar with full sound while drinking for free. Man, what a terrible fan that makes me.

Don't forget the $300 dollars you lost despite having clairvoyance. That must have really hurt.

**007** · 10-26-2014, 08:40 AM

I can't believe you pulled the "how many game threads did you participate in" card and the I'm a better fan than you card.

I get so sick of that shit on this board. Don't care who does it. We are all fans and we all watch in whatever way we choose too. Shit, we are all fans of KC teams. Look what we have all been through over the decades. NONE of us, NOT ONE, has the right to call out any other fan of our teams. NONE.

10-26-2014, 07:08 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	James Shields OWES us 6 IP 0 ER anything else is a shameful choke
Posts: 56,356

10-26-2014, 08:27 AM	#31
007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $12170126 VARSITY	Oh look a fan dick measuring contest with only one contestant. __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
Posts: 65,734

10-26-2014, 08:29 AM	#32
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7149572	So Hootie was done bowling by 7:30, but some white trash 3-toothed mother****er was trolling him as he was having a meltdown while bowling in the 6th inning of a game that started at 7:15. Makes sense. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
Posts: 75,083

10-26-2014, 08:31 AM	#34
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	and, since you so astutely follow my posts, you'd have read that I was so mad that I got up and wasted $300 in the gambling machines PRETTY ****ING HARD TO DO THAT IF YOU'RE BOWLING, EH? God you're such a dumb genius.
Posts: 56,356

10-26-2014, 08:34 AM	#38
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	How is the food at the bowling alley?
Posts: 71,691

10-26-2014, 08:37 AM	#42
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I can't believe I was just chastised for watching a "WS game" at a bar in Central Illinois. God forbid I watched a game on a 60" TV in a bar with full sound while drinking for free. Man, what a terrible fan that makes me.
Posts: 56,356

10-26-2014, 08:40 AM	#45
007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $12170126 VARSITY	I can't believe you pulled the "how many game threads did you participate in" card and the I'm a better fan than you card. I get so sick of that shit on this board. Don't care who does it. We are all fans and we all watch in whatever way we choose too. Shit, we are all fans of KC teams. Look what we have all been through over the decades. NONE of us, NOT ONE, has the right to call out any other fan of our teams. NONE. __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
Posts: 65,734