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Old 04-06-2015, 02:49 PM  
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Sex on your wedding night

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Old 04-06-2015, 03:58 PM   #31
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I echo the sentiment here. Not so good. That's what the honeymoon is for.
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Old 04-06-2015, 03:58 PM   #32
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That is true. Before I got married I got seriously chick raped on at least three occasions by a bridesmaid the night of the reception. The secret is wearing a tux. Pump them full of champagne, wear a tux, do some dirty dancing, and they will tear your playhouse down.
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Old 04-06-2015, 04:00 PM   #33
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No. Just was in shock about the idea of being married.

Does it really matter what night one gets it?
I find it strange that you would be shocked, considering that you would have known about this change for a long time.
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Old 04-06-2015, 04:27 PM   #34
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My friends who had normal big weddings were too tired.

My friends who had private small weddings said it was good...probably bc they weren't tired.
This. We had a small wedding and bailed on everyone when we felt like it. Wedding night sex was seriously the best 2 minutes of my life
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Old 04-06-2015, 05:15 PM   #35
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That is true. Before I got married I got seriously chick raped on at least three occasions by a bridesmaid the night of the reception. The secret is wearing a tux. Pump them full of champagne, wear a tux, do some dirty dancing, and they will tear your playhouse down.
By one of her bridesmaids? Damn. Does she still talk to the girl?
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Old 04-06-2015, 05:16 PM   #36
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My wife and I made a video, but I honestly don't remember if it was wedding night or the night after.
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Old 04-06-2015, 05:31 PM   #37
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Old 04-06-2015, 05:38 PM   #38
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By one of her bridesmaids? Damn. Does she still talk to the girl?
no no no no no

BEFORE I ever got married. Years before. Many years before. I was a grooms man many times, and a best man three times. And I owned my own black tux.

Those girls were WAAAY before I got married. They're just a quiet smile on my face my wife doesn't understand.

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Old 04-06-2015, 05:39 PM   #39
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Old 04-06-2015, 05:42 PM   #40
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no no no no no

BEFORE I ever got married. Years before. Many years before. I was a grooms man many times, and a best man three times. And I owned by own black tux.

Those girls were WAAAY before I got married. They're just a quiet smile on my face my wife doesn't understand.
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Old 04-06-2015, 05:51 PM   #41
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My wife and I made a video, but I honestly don't remember if it was wedding night or the night after.
It was dat6ed the night after. Got a copy
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Old 04-06-2015, 06:37 PM   #42
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no no no no no

BEFORE I ever got married. Years before. Many years before. I was a grooms man many times, and a best man three times. And I owned my own black tux.

Those girls were WAAAY before I got married. They're just a quiet smile on my face my wife doesn't understand.
Oh.....hahahahaha. I misread that completely, I guess. Either way, good stuff, my man.
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Old 04-06-2015, 06:41 PM   #43
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Old 04-06-2015, 06:42 PM   #44
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It was dat6ed the night after. Got a copy
I'm sorry you had to see that.
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Old 04-06-2015, 06:50 PM   #45
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no no no no no

BEFORE I ever got married. Years before. Many years before. I was a grooms man many times, and a best man three times. And I owned my own black tux.

Those girls were WAAAY before I got married. They're just a quiet smile on my face my wife doesn't understand.
Son of a... I've been a groomsman twice and best man twice and never got so much as a peck on the cheek, and I look damned good in a tux!
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