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Old 03-30-2016, 05:50 PM  
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Need advice for my friend
I have this friend who's girlfriend is starting to grow a bit of a mustache. He says that it's somewhat obscure from a distance because she's a natural blonde, but is extremely noticeable when they kiss and are up close in bed.

What are some ways that my friend can hint to his girlfriend that it's a distraction without pissing her off? Women can be like bombs sometimes.
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Old 03-30-2016, 08:14 PM   #31
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Old 03-30-2016, 08:18 PM   #32
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Old 03-30-2016, 10:19 PM   #33
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Old 03-30-2016, 10:24 PM   #34
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Old 03-30-2016, 11:46 PM   #35
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Old 03-31-2016, 01:05 AM   #36
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Dump her. Obviously not going to marry a woman with a mustache so what's the point in dating her?
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Old 03-31-2016, 01:10 AM   #37
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Old 03-31-2016, 03:56 AM   #39
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This friend also has a cousin who is developmentally disabled. What are some Dane approved terms that my friend could use towards his cousin that would make him a gargantuan piece of shit? I'm talking soulless things that would essentially make him the biggest shit on this hemisphere. My plan is for him to get so riled up, that he comes to Chiefs Planet, shoots baby gravy about doing cocaine with Matt Dillon, and then leaves with a bang by making a crybaby "peace out" thread. Followed by coming back in full swing of course shortly thereafter.

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