B-17 #3 Dreamsicle - Page 3

big nasty kcnut · 01:41 AM

The name of our bird has officially been sanctioned as

Dreamsicle

This is our official noseart

Captain: Vlad Logicslav

At ease.

Copilot memyselfi (AWOL)
Bombardier Hoover
Navigator The Bad Guy
Engineer JimNasium
Radio Op. BigChiefDave
Tail Gunner kcnut
Ball Turret Gunner Ecto-I
Right Waist Gunner Warrior5
Left Waist Gunner cntrygal

Logical · 01-21-2004, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyGump

That would be greeaat.
BTW, do we have a name for our bomber yet?
I like dreamsicle. Of course, it doesn't sound very intimidating, but I think our crew is man enough, oh yeah... and woman enough to handle it.

Woot woot we have a name!!! Excellent

big nasty kcnut · 01-21-2004, 06:31 PM

we have a winner.

big nasty kcnut · 01-21-2004, 07:08 PM

also i'm practicing my hand to hand combat skill if we need to fight any nazi or french on land.

Hoover · 01-21-2004, 09:45 PM

When do I get to blow crap up.

Logical · 01-22-2004, 12:42 AM

OK troops I have finished your pre-combat fitness reports so listen up.

Copilot memyselfi - Skated through training with verbal skills that confused and confounded the top brass. Prior to reporting to station she disappeared and I had to report her Absent WithOut Leave. An unconfirmed report has her chasing Rommel VonGannon across country as he seeks to forget the intercepted communiques he was responsible for in the Germans biggest battle of the year. Rumors are he and his men are so disconsolate his army has collapsed and commanding general was relieved of command due to a revolt. All nominated officers for the command are turning down the promotion and VonGannon is seeking to be relieved of his commission to join the Italian command. Denise is seeking him out supposedly to console. If she succeeds we will be forced to court martial her for aiding and abetting the enemy.

Bombardier Hoover - Hoover went on a drunken binge then reported back spouting some nonsense about leading Platoon Sgt Kerry to victory in Iowa. He is coming around now screaming about he wants to blow crap up. This is the kind of attitude I expected from the Bissel master.

Navigator The Bad Guy - Lost already, WTF is up with that we have not even left the ground. I was told that this young lad had a temper and could be led off course if not kept focused. I will need to work on that.

Engineer JimNasium - Nasium is a trooper but his sense of humor is missing in action and we cannot get rid of that little dog that keeps following him around. He keeps mumbling that he wants to be called Davey but he is sort of wooden so I think I will just call him Blockhead.

Radio Op. BigChiefDave - Belligerant and tough he keeps yelling silence to our tail gunner and telling me that we are all in trouble if we do not teach him how to communicate. Sparky as I now call Dave is a great Wizzo but I will have to remind him who is in command fairly often well as soon as he gets out of that cat house.

Tail Gunner kcnut - You have all heard of the Windtalkers with the Army and how successful they have been. Well we have our own man with a unique language Mr Nut or Nutjob for short. I cancelled the order for encryption gear and instead just requisitioned decoder rings for my crew. Nutjob is enthusiatic and keeps talking about how he is faster than a Blitzkrieg fly whatever the fuck that is, I believe he was dropped on his head at birth but he works hard and he makes us laugh.

Ball Turret Gunner Ecto-I - Ecto is kind of ghostly and fades in and out but is no apparition when he is on he scares the shit out of others. I just wish he would clean up that gooey shit he leaves everywhere he goes.

Right Waist Gunner Warrior5 - Dude is hard core Army, how he ever ended up in this mans Army Air corp is anyones guess but he is dead nuts with his gun and sprays his shots liberally. He is good with the 50 caliber as well.

Left Waist Gunner cntrygal - First in her training class who would have known she was such a party animal. She has been drunk since we arrived in country and has hit on every swinging dick in this mans Army Air Corp. I know we can rely on her to lay em dead.

Warrior5 · 01-22-2004, 10:23 AM

kcnut is our own personal Windtalker...hilarious! Have you considered switching kcnut to radio operator?

How'd did a straight-shootin' tanker end up in a B-17 you ask? First off, this is the Army Air Corps! Secondly (and most importantly), I got tired off 88 rounds coming through my Sherman at Kasserine Pass (wanna see my scars?).

Keep beating on the Squadron S1 to get LT Gump on board, and please don't ask me to clean up the ball turret. BTW, I know where the quick-release pin is on that thing if it starts getting too heavy.

big nasty kcnut · 01-22-2004, 10:30 AM

Warrior i want to send nazi to their death i love being tailgunner.

Warrior5 · 01-22-2004, 10:58 AM

The only time I think CPT Logical will bring you up to the radio compartment is when tommykat is calling us.

Just shoot at the planes with the black crosses on the wings.

Also recommend you don't say "I love being a tailgunner" with so much enthusiasm. It comes out, well...it just doesn't sound right.

Warrior5 · 01-22-2004, 12:02 PM

also feel free to shoot at any planes with Donkey emblems on them.

JimNasium · 01-22-2004, 01:22 PM

Does anyone know where the freaking hood release is on this thing?

Hoover · 01-22-2004, 01:34 PM

just kick it. The reason we have to fly this crap is because in 60 some years some dude named President Bush will be the reason for all of history's proublems.

JimNasium · 01-22-2004, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoover

just kick it. The reason we have to fly this crap is because in 60 some years some dude named President Bush will be the reason for all of history's proublems.

You mean George H.W. Bush is gonna be a president? Isn't he a fighter pilot?

**Rain Man** · 01-22-2004, 01:44 PM

I'll just vote for whomever General Eisenhower tells me to. I like Ike.

Hoover · 01-22-2004, 01:58 PM

Yes he will be President, but his son will to, he is the reason we have all these problems.
I Like Ike too!

**Rain Man** · 01-22-2004, 02:29 PM

A father and son presidency? C'mon, don't be ridiculous. This isn't the days of Adams and Quincy Adams. American won't stand for a royal family.

01-21-2004, 02:48 AM
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $190900	Aircraft #3 The name of our bird has officially been sanctioned as Dreamsicle This is our official noseart Captain: Vlad Logicslav At ease. Copilot memyselfi (AWOL) Bombardier Hoover Navigator The Bad Guy Engineer JimNasium Radio Op. BigChiefDave Tail Gunner kcnut Ball Turret Gunner Ecto-I Right Waist Gunner Warrior5 Left Waist Gunner cntrygal Last edited by Logical; 03-12-2004 at 01:41 AM..
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01-21-2004, 06:31 PM	#32
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $190900	we have a winner. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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01-21-2004, 07:08 PM	#33
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $190900	also i'm practicing my hand to hand combat skill if we need to fight any nazi or french on land. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
Posts: 19,035

01-21-2004, 09:45 PM	#34
Hoover Rufus Dawes Jr. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $258179	When do I get to blow crap up.
Posts: 17,513

01-22-2004, 12:42 AM	#35
Logical Screw U if U can't take a joke Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	OK troops I have finished your pre-combat fitness reports so listen up. Copilot memyselfi - Skated through training with verbal skills that confused and confounded the top brass. Prior to reporting to station she disappeared and I had to report her Absent WithOut Leave. An unconfirmed report has her chasing Rommel VonGannon across country as he seeks to forget the intercepted communiques he was responsible for in the Germans biggest battle of the year. Rumors are he and his men are so disconsolate his army has collapsed and commanding general was relieved of command due to a revolt. All nominated officers for the command are turning down the promotion and VonGannon is seeking to be relieved of his commission to join the Italian command. Denise is seeking him out supposedly to console. If she succeeds we will be forced to court martial her for aiding and abetting the enemy. Bombardier Hoover - Hoover went on a drunken binge then reported back spouting some nonsense about leading Platoon Sgt Kerry to victory in Iowa. He is coming around now screaming about he wants to blow crap up. This is the kind of attitude I expected from the Bissel master. Navigator The Bad Guy - Lost already, WTF is up with that we have not even left the ground. I was told that this young lad had a temper and could be led off course if not kept focused. I will need to work on that. Engineer JimNasium - Nasium is a trooper but his sense of humor is missing in action and we cannot get rid of that little dog that keeps following him around. He keeps mumbling that he wants to be called Davey but he is sort of wooden so I think I will just call him Blockhead. Radio Op. BigChiefDave - Belligerant and tough he keeps yelling silence to our tail gunner and telling me that we are all in trouble if we do not teach him how to communicate. Sparky as I now call Dave is a great Wizzo but I will have to remind him who is in command fairly often well as soon as he gets out of that cat house. Tail Gunner kcnut - You have all heard of the Windtalkers with the Army and how successful they have been. Well we have our own man with a unique language Mr Nut or Nutjob for short. I cancelled the order for encryption gear and instead just requisitioned decoder rings for my crew. Nutjob is enthusiatic and keeps talking about how he is faster than a Blitzkrieg fly whatever the fuck that is, I believe he was dropped on his head at birth but he works hard and he makes us laugh. Ball Turret Gunner Ecto-I - Ecto is kind of ghostly and fades in and out but is no apparition when he is on he scares the shit out of others. I just wish he would clean up that gooey shit he leaves everywhere he goes. Right Waist Gunner Warrior5 - Dude is hard core Army, how he ever ended up in this mans Army Air corp is anyones guess but he is dead nuts with his gun and sprays his shots liberally. He is good with the 50 caliber as well. Left Waist Gunner cntrygal - First in her training class who would have known she was such a party animal. She has been drunk since we arrived in country and has hit on every swinging dick in this mans Army Air Corp. I know we can rely on her to lay em dead.
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01-22-2004, 10:23 AM	#36
Warrior5 Stram was Cav Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $8784010	Roger, boss. kcnut is our own personal Windtalker...hilarious! Have you considered switching kcnut to radio operator? How'd did a straight-shootin' tanker end up in a B-17 you ask? First off, this is the Army Air Corps! Secondly (and most importantly), I got tired off 88 rounds coming through my Sherman at Kasserine Pass (wanna see my scars?). Keep beating on the Squadron S1 to get LT Gump on board, and please don't ask me to clean up the ball turret. BTW, I know where the quick-release pin is on that thing if it starts getting too heavy. __________________ The best pass defense is attacking the passer.
Posts: 5,233

01-22-2004, 10:30 AM	#37
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $190900	Warrior i want to send nazi to their death i love being tailgunner. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
Posts: 19,035

01-22-2004, 10:58 AM	#38
Warrior5 Stram was Cav Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $8784010	No worries, kcnut... The only time I think CPT Logical will bring you up to the radio compartment is when tommykat is calling us. Just shoot at the planes with the black crosses on the wings. Also recommend you don't say "I love being a tailgunner" with so much enthusiasm. It comes out, well...it just doesn't sound right. __________________ The best pass defense is attacking the passer.
Posts: 5,233

01-22-2004, 12:02 PM	#39
Warrior5 Stram was Cav Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $8784010	Oh, and another thing kcnut... also feel free to shoot at any planes with Donkey emblems on them. __________________ The best pass defense is attacking the passer.
Posts: 5,233

01-22-2004, 01:22 PM	#40
JimNasium Voodoo Chile Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: At the crossroad Casino cash: $1416857	Does anyone know where the freaking hood release is on this thing? __________________ World class speed!
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01-22-2004, 01:34 PM	#41
Hoover Rufus Dawes Jr. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $258179	just kick it. The reason we have to fly this crap is because in 60 some years some dude named President Bush will be the reason for all of history's proublems.
Posts: 17,513

01-22-2004, 01:44 PM	#43
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $1848491 VARSITY	I'll just vote for whomever General Eisenhower tells me to. I like Ike. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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01-22-2004, 01:58 PM	#44
Hoover Rufus Dawes Jr. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $258179	Yes he will be President, but his son will to, he is the reason we have all these problems. I Like Ike too!
Posts: 17,513

01-22-2004, 02:29 PM	#45
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $1848491 VARSITY	A father and son presidency? C'mon, don't be ridiculous. This isn't the days of Adams and Quincy Adams. American won't stand for a royal family. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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