Mission #1 - Page 3

**Rain Man** · 04:08 PM

...and the planes begin their takeoff roll!

I've only completed the first plane so far, but will do a bunch of them this weekend. Talisman has graciously agreed to assist with portions of the paperwork (pause for round of applause), so either he or I will be posting the other planes as they fly. I expect to finish many of them this weekend.

A note for you gunners:

1. If you "hit" an enemy plane, it means that you caused damage that will affect its attack ability, but not enough to make it break off and leave.

2. If you "damage" an enemy plane, it means that you caused enough damage that the plane will leave as soon as it makes one run at you, but you also severely affected its ability to hit your plane.

3. If you "kill" an enemy plane, it's a confirmed shootdown and you can paint a swastika on your flight jacket.

Ready? The Tequila Rose is cruising toward the first U.S. bombing mission in Occupied France.

Gaz · 01-23-2004, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

So, uh - when can I ban noswad, chi3fs, & Gaz?

Be quiet, puny human, or I’ll eat your brains.

And I'll be hungry again an hour later...

xoxo~
Gaz
Could starve on the Phobia Brain Diet.

tk13 · 01-23-2004, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

So, uh - when can I ban noswad, chi3fs, & Gaz?

You can just change Gaz's name to "Gazombie"

**Iowanian** · 01-23-2004, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaz

Be quiet, puny human, or I’ll eat your brains.

And I'll be hungry again an hour later...

xoxo~
Gaz
Could starve on the Phobia Brain Diet.

Gaz....I must inform you that eating brains or spinal tissue puts you at risk of contracting bovine spongiform encephalopathy commonly known as mad cow disease

Gaz · 01-23-2004, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Gaz....I must inform you that eating brains or spinal tissue puts you at risk of contracting bovine spongiform encephalopathy commonly known as mad cow disease

Dude, I am DEAD!

I think mad cow disease is the least of my worries...

xoxo~
Gaz
Eyeing Iowanian’s skull and wondering if there is enough meat to make it worth while.

01-23-2004, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaz

Be quiet, puny human, or I’ll eat your brains.

And I'll be hungry again an hour later...

xoxo~
Gaz
Could starve on the Phobia Brain Diet.

There is no question.

**Iowanian** · 01-23-2004, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaz

Dude, I am DEAD!

I think mad cow disease is the least of my worries...

xoxo~
Gaz
Eyeing Iowanian’s skull and wondering if there is enough meat to make it worth while.

Look here Capt Caveman.....I know the "don't ask don't tell" policy is in effect, but if you try to Eat any of Iowanian's meat....that shrapnel and fall from the sky are going to feel like a massage in comparison.

**Rain Man** · 01-23-2004, 09:31 PM

Plane #2 – Diana Might

Pilot Phobia
Copilot siberian khatru
Bombardier ROYC75
Navigator ®®
Engineer Saggysack
Radio Op. WisChief
Tail Gunner Mi_chief_fan
Ball Turret Gunner cheeeefs
Right Waist Gunner mizzou5
Left Waist Gunner ChiefJustice

Target: Lille
B-17 is in the middle lower portion of the bomber wave (More vulnerable)

Diana Might heads off for the Belgian border.

Zone 1 Out: Britain
No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel
4 Me109s attack, 3 are driven away by fighter support

ROYC75 fires in defense, misses
cheeeefs fires in defense, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me109 is driven away by fighters

1 Me109 and 1 Me 110 attack, Me109 driven away by fighters

®® fires in defense, misses
cheeeefs fires in defense, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

2 Me110s attack, 1 is driven away by fighters

ROYC75 fires in defense, misses
cheeeefs fires in defense, misses
Mi_chief_fan fires in defense, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak Defense – No hits on aircraft
Bomb run off target – 0% Bomb

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

1 FW190 attacks
WisChief fires in defense, misses

FW misses, breaks off attack

1 FW190 and 3 Me109s attack - 1 Me109 is driven away by fighters

Saggysack fires in defense, misses
ROYC75 fires in defense, misses
®® fires in defense, damages Me109
Mi_chief_fan fires in defense, misses

2 FW190s, 1 Me109 and 1 Me110 attack - 2 FW190s and Me109 are driven away by fighters
Mi_chief_fan fires in defense, misses
cheeeefs fires in defense, kills Me110
Saggysack fires in defense, misses

Zone 2 Back: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1 Back: England

No enemy
Good weather
Good landing

Eligible for Next Mission

Pilot Phobia
Copilot siberian khatru
Bombardier ROYC75
Navigator ®®
Engineer Saggysack
Radio Op. WisChief
Tail Gunner Mi_chief_fan
Ball Turret Gunner cheeeefs
Right Waist Gunner mizzou5
Left Waist Gunner ChiefJustice

Well, that was easy. Too bad they dropped their bombs on the city park two blocks from the target.

Slayer Diablo · 01-23-2004, 09:36 PM

Yeah, none of them died, but at least Plane #1 got part of their target

**Rain Man** · 01-23-2004, 09:38 PM

Plane #3 - Dreamsicle

Pilot Logical
Copilot memyselfi
Bombardier Hoover
Navigator The Bad Guy
Engineer JimNasium
Radio Op. BigChiefDave
Tail Gunner kcnut
Ball Turret Gunner Ecto-I
Right Waist Gunner Warrior5
Left Waist Gunner cntrygal

Target: Meaulte
Tail bomber in formation, middle in vertical (High vulnerability)

Dreamsicle draws the tail position in the bomber formation, which usually draws a lot of enemy fire.

Zone 1: England

No enemy

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me 110 driven away by fighters

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Medium Flak Defense
- 1 flak hit on tail – kcnut serious wound to right chest
Despite the flak hit, Hoover holds steady and scores a 5% hit.

Zone 3 (Leaving Target Zone)

2 Me109s driven off by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

No enemy
Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

Kcnut sent home with injury

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Logical
Copilot memyselfi
Bombardier Hoover
Navigator The Bad Guy
Engineer JimNasium
Radio Op. BigChiefDave
Tail Gunner Ecto-I
Ball Turret Gunner Warrior5
Right Waist Gunner cntrygal
Left Waist Gunner XXX

Milk run, other than that unfortunate piece of shrapnel in kcnut's lung.

kcnut, if you'd like to get on a replacement crew, post in this thread.

tk13 · 01-23-2004, 09:38 PM

Those bastards, killing innocent kids minding their business in a city park...

01-23-2004, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13

Those bastards, killing innocent kids minding their business in a city park...

We had some last second intel which indicated Osama Bin Laden's Mother was in that park and we just saved the entire world a shitload of trouble.

tk13 · 01-23-2004, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

We had some last second intel which indicated Osama Bin Laden's Mother was in that park and we just saved the entire world a shitload of trouble.

Yeah, you forever put an end to the dreaded "Al-Quilta" terror ring. Way to go.

ChiefJustice · 01-23-2004, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13

Those bastards, killing innocent kids minding their business in a city park...

I blame our navigator

BTW,did Dreamsicle hit anything with it's bombs?

Cntrygal · 01-23-2004, 09:51 PM

DAMN... heal fast kcnut.

**morphius** · 01-23-2004, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

We had some last second intel which indicated Osama Bin Laden's Mother was in that park and we just saved the entire world a shitload of trouble.

I'm guessing that Phobia probably talked so much that the navigator couldn't concentrate, plus expecting a Raider fan to concentrate for more then 3 seconds just shows a poor sign of leadership.

01-23-2004, 03:37 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2768491 VARSITY	Mission #1. They're off! ...and the planes begin their takeoff roll! I've only completed the first plane so far, but will do a bunch of them this weekend. Talisman has graciously agreed to assist with portions of the paperwork (pause for round of applause), so either he or I will be posting the other planes as they fly. I expect to finish many of them this weekend. A note for you gunners: 1. If you "hit" an enemy plane, it means that you caused damage that will affect its attack ability, but not enough to make it break off and leave. 2. If you "damage" an enemy plane, it means that you caused enough damage that the plane will leave as soon as it makes one run at you, but you also severely affected its ability to hit your plane. 3. If you "kill" an enemy plane, it's a confirmed shootdown and you can paint a swastika on your flight jacket. Ready? The Tequila Rose is cruising toward the first U.S. bombing mission in Occupied France. Last edited by Rain Man; 01-23-2004 at 04:08 PM..
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01-23-2004, 09:31 PM	#37
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2768491 VARSITY	Plane #2 – Diana Might Pilot Phobia Copilot siberian khatru Bombardier ROYC75 Navigator ®® Engineer Saggysack Radio Op. WisChief Tail Gunner Mi_chief_fan Ball Turret Gunner cheeeefs Right Waist Gunner mizzou5 Left Waist Gunner ChiefJustice Target: Lille B-17 is in the middle lower portion of the bomber wave (More vulnerable) Diana Might heads off for the Belgian border. Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 4 Me109s attack, 3 are driven away by fighter support ROYC75 fires in defense, misses cheeeefs fires in defense, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Me109 is driven away by fighters 1 Me109 and 1 Me 110 attack, Me109 driven away by fighters ®® fires in defense, misses cheeeefs fires in defense, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 2 Me110s attack, 1 is driven away by fighters ROYC75 fires in defense, misses cheeeefs fires in defense, misses Mi_chief_fan fires in defense, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy Flak Defense – No hits on aircraft Bomb run off target – 0% Bomb Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 1 FW190 attacks WisChief fires in defense, misses FW misses, breaks off attack 1 FW190 and 3 Me109s attack - 1 Me109 is driven away by fighters Saggysack fires in defense, misses ROYC75 fires in defense, misses ®® fires in defense, damages Me109 Mi_chief_fan fires in defense, misses 2 FW190s, 1 Me109 and 1 Me110 attack - 2 FW190s and Me109 are driven away by fighters Mi_chief_fan fires in defense, misses cheeeefs fires in defense, kills Me110 Saggysack fires in defense, misses Zone 2 Back: English Channel No enemy Zone 1 Back: England No enemy Good weather Good landing Eligible for Next Mission Pilot Phobia Copilot siberian khatru Bombardier ROYC75 Navigator ®® Engineer Saggysack Radio Op. WisChief Tail Gunner Mi_chief_fan Ball Turret Gunner cheeeefs Right Waist Gunner mizzou5 Left Waist Gunner ChiefJustice Well, that was easy. Too bad they dropped their bombs on the city park two blocks from the target. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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01-23-2004, 09:36 PM	#38
Slayer Diablo Cross with me Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $9994900	Yeah, none of them died, but at least Plane #1 got part of their target
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01-23-2004, 09:38 PM	#39
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2768491 VARSITY	Plane #3 - Dreamsicle Pilot Logical Copilot memyselfi Bombardier Hoover Navigator The Bad Guy Engineer JimNasium Radio Op. BigChiefDave Tail Gunner kcnut Ball Turret Gunner Ecto-I Right Waist Gunner Warrior5 Left Waist Gunner cntrygal Target: Meaulte Tail bomber in formation, middle in vertical (High vulnerability) Dreamsicle draws the tail position in the bomber formation, which usually draws a lot of enemy fire. Zone 1: England No enemy Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 3: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Me 110 driven away by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak Defense - 1 flak hit on tail – kcnut serious wound to right chest Despite the flak hit, Hoover holds steady and scores a 5% hit. Zone 3 (Leaving Target Zone) 2 Me109s driven off by fighters Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England No enemy Good weather Good landing Aftereffects Kcnut sent home with injury Eligible for next mission Pilot Logical Copilot memyselfi Bombardier Hoover Navigator The Bad Guy Engineer JimNasium Radio Op. BigChiefDave Tail Gunner Ecto-I Ball Turret Gunner Warrior5 Right Waist Gunner cntrygal Left Waist Gunner XXX Milk run, other than that unfortunate piece of shrapnel in kcnut's lung. kcnut, if you'd like to get on a replacement crew, post in this thread. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit. Last edited by Rain Man; 01-23-2004 at 10:13 PM..
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01-23-2004, 09:38 PM	#40
tk13 ... Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1452500	Those bastards, killing innocent kids minding their business in a city park...
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01-23-2004, 09:51 PM	#44
Cntrygal Brrrrr..... Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: USA!!! :) Casino cash: $9954930	DAMN... heal fast kcnut.
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