Pick your job with the Chiefs.. - Page 3

ChiefsCountry · 11:29 AM

The Carl to San Diego thread got me thinking, other than owning the team which job would you want on the Chiefs.

I pick CEO.

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Chairman of the Board - KCJones
CEO - ChiefsCountry
Executive VP - DartGod
General Manager - David.
Public Relations Director - Otter
Public Address Announcer - InChiefsHell
Stadium Clock Operations - OldTownChief
Video Production - ZachKC
Cheerleadering Assitant - penguinz
Offensive Cordinator - HCChief
Quarterback - Mer
Cornerback - Lazurus
Safety - Rain Man

kc-nd · 09-15-2004, 01:24 PM

Surprised no one has offered to be the cheerleader messager after the game.

**Skip Towne** · 09-15-2004, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by penguinz

I would be the person who soaps up the cheerleaders in teh shower.

I'm gonna help him.

Chief Henry · 09-15-2004, 01:32 PM

I want to be the radio play by play man. I know i could do it.
I''ve been doing radio for 20 years...

David. · 09-15-2004, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I'm gonna help him.

soap him up after he's done?

**BigRedChief** · 09-15-2004, 01:39 PM

KcTitus has already promised me the Bob Moore lackey role....and I also get to moonlight as Bob Walrus and bitch about thwitlock on the website

Dr. Johnny Fever · 09-15-2004, 01:55 PM

Stadium PA announcer. I actually got a recommendation for that job with the Royals two years ago when then-PA-announcer Chuck Morgan left for the Rangers. No shit.

It's always been a dream of mine to be the stadium voice for the Royals and/or Chiefs. In the meantime I'll just keep up with the radio gig...but one day..... KC radio and stadium announcer....I'll be there.

HC_Chief · 09-15-2004, 01:59 PM

lol, no one wants that nightmare DC gig?

SBK · 09-15-2004, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by HC_Chief

lol, no one wants that nightmare DC gig?

I think that job would be worse than mopping the floors at a porn shop!

InChiefsHeaven · 09-16-2004, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by beer me

Stadium PA announcer. I actually got a recommendation for that job with the Royals two years ago when then-PA-announcer Chuck Morgan left for the Rangers. No shit.

It's always been a dream of mine to be the stadium voice for the Royals and/or Chiefs. In the meantime I'll just keep up with the radio gig...but one day..... KC radio and stadium announcer....I'll be there.

HA!! Beat ya to it, punk!! You can be the guy who get's me my beer and hotdogs while I'm calling the game.

Gaz · 09-16-2004, 07:27 AM

Defensive Coordinator.

Make no mistake. Teams would score at will against my scheme, fans would hate me and I would probably be fired on the Internet.

But the QB would remember me for the rest of his life.

xoxo~
Gaz
A bit single minded on the best way to play D.

Gaz · 09-16-2004, 07:34 AM

Gaz calls the Defense for the next play.

1st Assistant: “Uh, Sir, we’re down by 21 now and the first quarter is about to end. Do you really think it’s a good idea to send all eleven guys after the QB again? Looks to me like they have figured that one out.”

DC Gaz: “Can he still walk?”

1st Assistant: “Well, he kinda lists to the side, and he is dragging his left leg behind him, but yeah.”

DC Gaz: “Then my job is not yet done.”

2nd Assistant: “Mr. Gaz, sir, there’s a website here you probably need to see…”

xoxo~
Gaz
Short-term solution.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 09-16-2004, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by InChiefsHell

HA!! Beat ya to it, punk!! You can be the guy who get's me my beer and hotdogs while I'm calling the game.

You may have beat me to calling it.....but I'll beat you to doing it...

Dr. Johnny Fever · 09-16-2004, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaz

Gaz calls the Defense for the next play.

1st Assistant: “Uh, Sir, we’re down by 21 now and the first quarter is about to end. Do you really think it’s a good idea to send all eleven guys after the QB again? Looks to me like they have figured that one out.”

DC Gaz: “Can he still walk?”

1st Assistant: “Well, he kinda lists to the side, and he is dragging his left leg behind him, but yeah.”

DC Gaz: “Then my job is not yet done.”

2nd Assistant: “Mr. Gaz, sir, there’s a website here you probably need to see…”

xoxo~
Gaz
Short-term solution.

Your hired!

**Old Dog** · 09-16-2004, 08:19 AM

I'll claim the kicker spot. I can still hit from 50, which is more than the OLD one could do (Thank God for Tynes). It was many moons ago, but I was an all state kicker in high school.
And before there are any kicker jokes, I also started at Center and Cornerback (yeah, I know it's an odd combination, but we were only a 4A school).

ChiefsCountry · 09-16-2004, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaz

Gaz calls the Defense for the next play.

1st Assistant: “Uh, Sir, we’re down by 21 now and the first quarter is about to end. Do you really think it’s a good idea to send all eleven guys after the QB again? Looks to me like they have figured that one out.”

DC Gaz: “Can he still walk?”

1st Assistant: “Well, he kinda lists to the side, and he is dragging his left leg behind him, but yeah.”

DC Gaz: “Then my job is not yet done.”

2nd Assistant: “Mr. Gaz, sir, there’s a website here you probably need to see…”

xoxo~
Gaz
Short-term solution.

Personally I would have Ryan Sims and John Browning drop back as cornerbacks for me.

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09-15-2004, 01:24 PM	#31
kc-nd Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Casino cash: $2294900	Surprised no one has offered to be the cheerleader messager after the game.
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Dr. Johnny Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Stadium PA announcer. I actually got a recommendation for that job with the Royals two years ago when then-PA-announcer Chuck Morgan left for the Rangers. No shit. It's always been a dream of mine to be the stadium voice for the Royals and/or Chiefs. In the meantime I'll just keep up with the radio gig...but one day..... KC radio and stadium announcer....I'll be there. __________________ courtesy of BoneKrusher "Baseball? It's just a game. As simple as a ball and bat, yet as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. It's a sport, a business and sometimes a religion." Ernie Harwell
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09-16-2004, 07:27 AM	#40
Gaz Defense Homer Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Rancho Gaz Casino cash: $10010793	Easy... Defensive Coordinator. Make no mistake. Teams would score at will against my scheme, fans would hate me and I would probably be fired on the Internet. But the QB would remember me for the rest of his life. xoxo~ Gaz A bit single minded on the best way to play D.
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09-16-2004, 07:34 AM	#41
Gaz Defense Homer Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Rancho Gaz Casino cash: $10010793	Call me temp... Gaz calls the Defense for the next play. 1st Assistant: “Uh, Sir, we’re down by 21 now and the first quarter is about to end. Do you really think it’s a good idea to send all eleven guys after the QB again? Looks to me like they have figured that one out.” DC Gaz: “Can he still walk?” 1st Assistant: “Well, he kinda lists to the side, and he is dragging his left leg behind him, but yeah.” DC Gaz: “Then my job is not yet done.” 2nd Assistant: “Mr. Gaz, sir, there’s a website here you probably need to see…” xoxo~ Gaz Short-term solution.
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09-16-2004, 08:19 AM	#44
Old Dog Supporter Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: North Central Kansas Casino cash: $4435131	I'll claim the kicker spot. I can still hit from 50, which is more than the OLD one could do (Thank God for Tynes). It was many moons ago, but I was an all state kicker in high school. And before there are any kicker jokes, I also started at Center and Cornerback (yeah, I know it's an odd combination, but we were only a 4A school).
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