*****OFFICIAL 2013 CP Mock Draft*****

[The Franchise]

1st Round
1 Kansas City - SNR - Geno Smith, QB, West Virginia
2 Jacksonville - Pestilence - Sharrif Floyd , DT, Florida
3 Oakland - ChiefsCountry - Matt Barkley, QB, USC
4 Philadelphia - Mr. Flopnuts - Eric Fisher, OT, Central Michigan
5 Detroit - Sfeihc - Ziggy Ansah, DE, BYU
6 Cleveland - Bo's Pelini - Dee Milner, CB, Alabama
7 Arizona - DeezNutz - Dion Jordan, OLB, Oregon
8 Buffalo - BossChief - Tavon Austin, WR, West Virginia
9 New York Jets - Sorter - Barkevious Mingo, OLB/DE, LSU
10 Tennessee - Marco Polo - Chance Warmack, G, Alabama
11 San Diego - DJ's left nut - Luke Joeckel, OT, Texas A&M
12 Miami - DaKCManAP - Bjorn Werner, DE, Florida State
13 Tampa Bay - crazycoffey - Star Lotulelei, DT, Utah
14 Carolina - Direckshun - Sheldon Richardson, DT, Missouri
15 New Orleans - Nightfyre - Damontre Moore, OLB, Texas A&M
16 St. Louis - Rams Fan - Cordarrelle Patterson, WR, Tennessee
17 Pittsburgh -Mr. Flopnuts - Jarvis Jones, OLB/DE, Georgia
18 Dallas - ChiefsCountry - Lane Johnson, OT, Oklahoma
19 New York Giants - Sorter - Kenny Vaccaro, FS, Texas
20 Chicago- crazycoffey - Jonathan Cooper, G, North Carolina
21 Cincinnati - DaKCManAP - Keenan Allen, WR, California
22 St. Louis (from Washington) - Rams Fan - Matt Elam, S, Florida
23 Minnesota - Sfeihc - Xavier Rhodes, CB, Florida State
24 Indianapolis - Direckshun - Justin Hunter, WR, Tennessee
25 Minnesota (from Seattle) - Sfeihc - Jonathan Hankins, DT, Ohio State
26 Green Bay - SNR - Tyler Eifert, TE, Notre Dame
27 Houston - DJ's left nut - Alec Ogletree, LB, Georgia
28 Denver - DeezNutz - Eddie Lacy, RB, Alabama
29 New England -Marco Polo - DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Clemson
30 Atlanta - BossChief - Desmond Trufant, CB, Washington
31 San Francisco - Nightfyre - Eric Reid, S, LSU
32 Baltimore - Bo's Pelini - Johnathan Banks, CB, Mississippi State

2nd Round
33 Jacksonville - Pestilence - Darius Slay, CB, Mississippi State
34 San Francisco - (from KC) - Nightfyre - Margus Hunt, DE, SMU
35 Philadelphia - Mr. Flopnuts - Sylvester Williams, DE/DT, North Carolina
36 Detroit - Sfeihc - Arthur Brown, LB, KSU
37 Cincinnati - (from Oak) - DaKCManAP - DJ Fluker, OT, Alabama
38 Arizona - DeezNutz - EJ Manuel, QB, Florida State
39 Cleveland (FORFEIT SUPP. DRAFT)
40 New York Jets - Sorter - Ryan Nassib, QB Syracuse
41 Tennessee - Marco Polo - Datone Jones, DE, UCLA
42 Buffalo - BossChief - Mike Glennon, QB, NC State
43 Miami - DaKCManAP - Jamar Taylor, CB, Boise State
44 Tampa Bay - crazycoffey - Zach Ertz, TE, Stanford
45 Carolina - Direckshun - Kawann Short, DT, Purdue
46 New Orleans (FORFEIT BOUNTYGATE)
47 San Diego - DJ's left nut - Jonathan Jenkins, NT, Georgia
48 St. Louis - Rams Fan - Khaseem Greene, LB, Rutgers
49 Dallas - ChiefsCountry - Larry Warford, G, Kentucky
50 Pittsburgh - Mr. Flopnuts - Robert Woods, WR, USC
51 New York Giants - Sorter - Alex Okafor, DE, Texas
52 Chicago - crazycoffey - Jordan Reed, TE, Florida
53 Washington - Rams Fan - Blidi Wreh-Wilson, CB, UConn
54 Minnesota - Sfeihc - Jonathon Cyprien, SS, Florida Int..
55 Cincinnati - DaKCManAP - Sam Montgomery, DE, LSU
56 Miami - (from Indy) - DaKCManAP - Kyle Long, OT, Oregon
57 Green Bay - SNR - Travis Frederick, C, Wisconsin
58 Seattle - Pestilence - Menelik Watson, OT, Florida State
59 Houston - DJ's left nut - Jesse Williams, NT, Alabama
60 Denver - DeezNutz - Cornellius Carradine, DE, Florida State
61 New England - Marco Polo - David Amerson, CB, North Carolina State
62 Atlanta - BossChief - Kevin Minter, ILB, LSU
63 San Francisco - Nightfyre - Giovani Bernard, RB, North Carolina
64 Baltimore - Bo's Pelini - Markus Wheaton, WR, Oregon State

3rd Round
64. Kansas City - SNR - Barrett Jones, OL, Alabama
65. Jacksonville - Pestilence - Tyler Bray, QB, Tennessee
66. Detroit - Sfeihc - Terron Armstead, OT, Arkansas-Pine Bluff
67. Oakland - ChiefsCountry - Terrance Williams, WR, Baylor
68. Philadelphia - Mr. Flopnuts Jordan Poyer, CB, Oregon State
69. Cleveland - Bo's Pelini - Da'Rick Rogers, WR, Tennessee Tech
70. Arizona - DeezNutz - Justin Pugh, G, Syracuse
71. Tennessee - Marco Polo - Bacarri Rambo, S, Georgia
72. Buffalo - BossChief - Stedman Bailey, WR, West Virginia
73. New York Jets - Sorter - Quinton Patton, WR, Louisiana Tech
74. Tampa Bay - crazycoffey - Logan Ryan, CB, Rutgers
75. San Francisco - (from CAR) - Nightfyre - Dallas Thomas, OL, Tennessee
76. New Orleans - Nightfyre - Robert Alford, CB, SE Louisiana
77. San Diego - DJ's left nut - Michael Buchanan, LB, Illinois
78. Miami - DaKCManAP - Gavin Escobar, TE, San Diego State
79. St. Louis - Rams Fan - Montee Ball, RB, Wisconsin
80. Pittsburgh - Mr. Flopnuts - Jamie Collins, LB, Southern Miss
81. Dallas - ChiefsCountry - Tony Jefferson, S, Oklahoma
82. New York Giants - Sorter - Jon Bostic, LB, Florida
83. Miami - (from CHI) - DaKCManAP - Sio Moore, LB, Connecticut
84. Minnesota - Sfeihc - Aaron Dobson, WR, Marshall
85. Cincinnati - DaKCManAP - DJ Swearinger, S, South Carolina
86. Washington - Rams Fan - TJ McDonald, S, USC
87. Indianapolis - Direckshun - Corey Lemonier, LB, Auburn
88. Seattle - Pestilence - Vance MacDonald, TE, Rice
89. Green Bay - SNR - Johnathan Franklin, RB, UCLA
90. Houston - DJ's left nut - Ryan Swope, WR, Texas A&M
91. Denver - DeezNutz - Phillip Thomas, S, Fresno State
92. New England - Marco Polo - Manti Te'o, LB, Notre Dame
93. Atlanta - BossChief - Tyler Wilson, QB, Arkansas
94. San Francisco - Nightfyre -Bennie Logan, DT, LSU
95. Baltimore - Bo's Pelini - Marcus Lattimore, RB, South Carolina
96. Houston (COMP) - DJ's left nut - Chris Faulk, OT, LSU
97. Kansas City (COMP) - SNR - Nico Johnson, LB, Alabama
98. Tennessee (COMP) - Marco Polo - Tyrann Mathieu, CB, LSU

4th Round
99. Jaguars - Pestilence -David Quessenberry, C/G, San Jose State
100. Chiefs - SNR - John Simon, DE/OLB, Ohio State
101. Raiders - ChiefsCountry - Leon McFadden, CB, San Diego State
102. Eagles - Mr. Flopnuts - Matt Scott, QB, Arizona
103. Vikings - Sfeihc - Kiko Alonso, LB, Oregon
104. Cardinals - Deez Nutz- - Brandon Williams, DT, Missouri Southern
105. Browns - Bo's Pelini - Landry Jones, QB, Oklahoma
106. Bills - BossChief - Kevin Reddick, LB, North Carolina
107. Jets - Sorter - Travis Kelce, TE Cincinnati
108. Titans - Marco Polo - David Bakhtiari, OT, Colorado
109. Panthers - Dierckshun - Shamarko Thomas, FS, Syracuse
110. Saints - Nightfyre - Brandon Jenkins, OLB, Florida State
111. Chargers - DJ's Left Nut - Oday Aboushi, OT, Virginia
112. Dolphins - DaKCManAP - Xavier Nixon, OT, Florida
113. Buccaneers - crazycoffey - Zaviar Gooden, LB, Missouri
114. Rams - Rams Fan - Jordan Hill, DT, Penn State
115. Cowboys - ChiefsCountry - Brian Schwenke, C, California
116. Steelers - Mr. Flopnuts -William Gholston, DE, Michigan State
117. Giants - Sorter -DeVonte Holloman, LB South Carolina
118. Bears -crazycoffey -Sean Porter, LB, Texas A&M
119. Bengals - DaKCManAP - Andre Ellington, RB, Clemson
120. Redskins - Rams Fan -Brennan Williams, OT, North Carolina
121. Vikings - Sfeihc -Brian Winters, G, Kent State
122. Colts - Direckshun - Mike Gillislee, RB, Florida
123. Packers - SNR - Josh Boyce, WR, TCU
124. Seahawks - Pestlience - Gerald Hodges, LB, Penn State
125. Texans - DJ's Left Nut - Alvin Bailey, G, Arkansas
126. Broncos - Deez Nutz - Akeem Spence, DT, Illinois
127. Buccaneers - crazycoffey - Terry Hawthorne, CB, Illinois
128. Falcons - BossChief - Micah Hyde, CB, Iowa
129. 49ers -Nightfyre - Reid Fragel, OT, Ohio State
130. Ravens - Bo's Pelini -Vince Williams, LB, Florida State
131. Ravens - Bo's Pelini - Marquise Goodwin, WR, Texas
132. 49ers - Nightfyre - Zac Dysert, QB, Miami (Ohio)
133. Lions - Sfeihc -D.J. Hayden, CB, Houston
134. Falcons - BossChief - Denard Robinson, WR/QB, Michigan

5th Round
135. Kansas City - SNR - Le'Veon Bell, RB, Michigan State
136. Jacksonville - Pestilence - Kenny Stills, WR, Oklahoma
137. Philadelphia - Mr. Flopnuts - Nick Kasa, TE, Colorado
138. Detroit - Sfeihc - Tavarres King, WR, Georgia
139. Seattle - (from OAK) - Pestilence - Chris Jones, DT, Bowling Green
140. Cleveland - Bo's Pelini - Montori Hughes, NT, Tennessee-Martin
141. Arizona - DeezNutz - Joseph Randle, RB, Oklahoma State
142. New York Jets - Sorter - Trevardo Williams, LB, UConn
143. Tennessee - Marco Polo - Chase Thomas, LB, Stanford
144. Buffalo - BossChief - Sean Renfree, QB, Duke
145. New Orleans - Nightfyre - B.W. Webb, CB, William & Mary
146. San Diego - DJ's left nut - Will Davis, CB, Utah State
147. Miami - DaKCManAP - J.J. Wilcox, S, Georgia Southern
148. Tampa Bay - crazycoffey - Jordan Mills, OT, Louisiana Tech
149. Carolina - Direckshun - J.C. Tretter, OL, Cornell
150. St. Louis - Rams Fan - Cobi Hamilton, WR, Arkansas
151. Pittsburgh - Mr. Flopnuts - Stepfan Taylor, RB, Stanford
152. Dallas - ChiefsCountry - Knile Davis, RB, Arkansas
153. New York Giants - Sorter - Christine Michael, RB Texas A&M
154. Chicago - crazycoffey - Dwayne Gratz, CB, Connecticut
155. Washington - Rams Fan - Marquess Wilson, WR, Washington State
156. Minnesota - Sfeihc - Quanterus Smith, DE, Western Kentucky
157. Cincinnati - DaKCManAP - Jelani Jenkins, LB, Florida
158. San Francisco - (from INDY) - Nightfyre - Shawn Williams, S, Georgia
159. Seattle - Pestilence - Joe Kruger, DE, Utah
160. Green Bay - SNR - Rod Sweeting, CB, Georgia Tech
161. Houston - DJ's left nut - Chris Harper, WR, Kansas State
162. Denver - DeezNutz - AJ Klein, LB, Iowa State
163. Washington - (from NE) - Rams Fan - Stansly Maponga, LB, TCU
164. Atlanta - BossChief - Kenjon Barner, RB, Oregon
165. San Francisco - Nightfyre - Cornelius Washington, LB, Georgia
166. Baltimore - Bo's Pelini - Kwame Geathers, DT, Georgia
167. Miami - DaKCManAP - Ace Sanders, WR, South Carolina
168. Green Bay - SNR - Devin Taylor, DE/LB, South Carolina
169. Baltimore - Bo's Pelini - Josh Evans, S, Florida

Sixth Round
170. Jaguars (Pestlience) - Robert Lester, S, Alabama
171. Chiefs (SNR) - Chris Gragg, TE, Arkansas
172. Lions (Sfeihc) - Dion Sims, TE, MSU
173. Raiders (ChiefsCountry) - Joseph Fauria, TE, UCLA
174. Browns (Bo's Pelini) - Josh Johnson, CB, Purdue
175. Cardinals (Deez Nutz) - Ty Powell, LB, Harding
176. Browns (Bo's Pelini) - Garrett Gilkey, G, Chadron State
177. Cardinals (Deez Nutz) - Aaron Mellette, WR, Elon
178. Bills (BossChief) - Earl Wolff, S, N.C. State
179. Jets (Sorter) - Zac Stacy, RB, Vanderbilt
180. Chargers (Dj's left nut) - Lavar Edwards, DE, LSU
181. 49ers (Nightfyre) - Sanders Commings, CB, Georgia
182. Buccaneers (crazycoffey) - Malliciah Goodman, DE, Clemson
183. Panthers (Direckshun) - Marcus Davis, WR, Virginia Tech
184. Saints (Nightfyre) - Ricky Wagner, OT, Wisconsin
185. Rams (Rams Fan) - Hugh Thornton, G, Illinois
186. Cowboys (ChiefsCountry) - Cameron Lawrence, LB, Mississippi State
187. Steelers (Mr. Flopnuts) - Michael Williams, TE, Alabama
188. Giants (Sorter) - Conner Vernon, WR, Duke
189. Bears (crazy coffey) - Jawan Jamison, RB, Rutgers
190. Vikings (Steihc) - Tharold Simon, CB, LSU
191. Bengals (DaKCMan AP) Brandon McGee, CB, Miami
192. Redskins (Rams Fan) - Brandon Moore, DT, Texas
193. Colts (Direckshun) - Bruce Taylor, ILB, Virginia Tech
194. Packers (SNR) - Keith Pough, OLB, Howard
195. Seahawks (Pestlience) - Blaize Foltz, G, TCU
196. Texans (Dj's left nut) - Rontez Miles, S, California (PA)
197. Buccaneers (crazy coffey) - Corey Fuller, WR, Virginia Tech
198. Bengals (DAKCMan AP) - David Bass, DE, Missouri Western State
199. Falcons (Boss Chief) - Khaled Holmes, C, USC
200. Ravens (Bo's Pelini) - Michael Mauti, LB, Penn State
201. Ravens (Bo's Pelini) - Cooper Taylor, S, Richmond
202. Texans (Dj's left nut) - Steve Williams, CB, California
203. Titans (Marco Polo) - Lonnie Pryor, FB, Florida State
204. Ravens (Bo's Pelini) - Branden Smith, CB, Georgia
205. Chiefs (SNR) - AJ Francis, DE/DT, Maryland
206. Raiders (ChiefsCountry) - Nigel Malone, CB, Kansas State
207. Steelers (Mr. Flopnuts) - Baker Steinkuehler, DE, Nebraska

7th Round
Chiefs (SNR) - Duke Williams, S, Nevada
Jaguars (Pestlience) - Alonzo Highsmith, LB, Arkansas
Raiders (ChiefsCountry) - Ryan Allen, P, Louisiana Tech
Eagles (Mr. Flopnuts) - Lerente McCray, OLB, Florida
Lions (Sfiehc) - Brandon Kaufman, WR, Eastern Washington
Eagles (Mr. Flopnuts) - John Boyer, S, Oregon
Vikings (Sfiehc) - Everett Dawkins, DT, FSU
Seahawks (Pestlience) - Jasper Collins, WR, Mount Union
Jets (Sorter) - Nickell Robey, CB, USC
Titans (Marco Polo) - T.J. Barnes, DT, Georgia Tech
Dolphins (DaKCMan AP) - Caleb Sturgis, K, Florida
Eagles (Mr. Flopnuts) - Rufus Johnson, DE, Tarleton State
Cardinals (Deez Nutz) - Braden Hansen, OL, BYU
Seahawks (Pestilence) - Damion Square, DT, Alabama
Chargers (DJ’s Left Nut) - Jonathan Stewart, ILB, Texas A&M
Rams (Rams Fan) - Mario Benavides, C, Louisville
Steelers (Mr. Flopnuts) - Miguel Maysonet, RB, Stony Brook
Dolphins (DaKCMan AP) - Theo Riddick, RB, Notre Dame
Giants (Sorter) - Mychal Rivera, TE, Tennessee
Patriots (Marco Polo) - Brandan Bishop, S, N.C. State
49ers (Nyghtfyre) - Rodney Smith, WR, Florida State
Redskins (Rams Fan) - Zeke Motta, S, Notre Dame
Vikings (Sfiehc) - TJ Moe, WR, Missouri
Colts (Direckshun) - Dennis Johnson, RB, Arkansas
Seahawks (Pestilence) - Jordan Rodgers, QB, Vanderbilt
Packers (SNR) - Omar Hunter, DT, Florida
Texans (Dj’s left nut) - Peter Lalich, QB, Cal(PA)
Broncos (Deez Nutz) - Johnny Adams, CB, Michigan State
Patriots (Marco Polo) - Josh Boyd, DT, Mississippi State
Falcons (Boss Chief) - Braxston Cave, C, Notre Dame
49ers (Nightfyre) Ryan Otten, TE, San Jose State
Ravens (Bo’s Pelini) Rex Burkhead, RB, Nebraska
Eagles (Mr. Flopnuts) Drew Schaefer, C, Washington
Bengals (DaKCMan AP) Corey Grissom, DT, South Florida
Seahawks (Pestilence) - Stefphon Jefferson, RB, Nevada
Seahawks (Pestilence) - Vernon Kearney, CB, Lane
Falcons (Boss Chief) Levine Troilolo, TE, Stanford
Falcons (Boss Chief) Wes Horton, DE, USC
Lions (Sfiehc) Mike Hill, RB, Missouri Western
49ers (Nyghtfyre) Earl Watford, G, James Madison
Ravens (Bo’s Pelini) Kyle Juszcyzk, TE, Harvard
Titans (Marco Polo) Alec Lemon, WR, Syracuse
Falcons (Boss Chief) Jake Knott, LB, Iowa St
Dolphins (DaKCMan AP) Adrian Bushell, CB, Louisville
Bengals (DaKCMan AP) Jake Stoneburner, TE, Ohio St
49ers (Nyghtfyre) Mike Catapano, LB, Princeton
Giants (Sorter) Cody Davis, S, Texas Tech
Colts (Direckshun) Greg Reid, CB, Valdosta State

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

The Jacksonville Jaguars select David Quessenberry, C/G, San Jose State

Admit it - you were going Te'o if he was there, weren't you?

It's okay, I was going to take him to San Diego for poops and grins if he slid that far.

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Admit it - you were going Te'o if he was there, weren't you?

It's okay, I was going to take him to San Diego for poops and grins if he slid that far.

You're ****ing right I was.

[The Franchise]

First 4 rounds for the Jags -

1. Sharrif Floyd, DT
2. Darius Slay, CB
3. Tyler Bray, QB
4. David Quessenberry, C/G

That's an ok four rounds. I was kind of hoping that Banks would have slid to the top of round 2.

[RealSNR]

I'd like to see if this guy can't bulk up a bit another 10 lbs or so. He's listed as 255, but that number is very low from what he's played at in past seasons. (270s). He could very well be the answer at that final DE spot to make our 1-gap defense a serious reality.

If not, he'll make a fine piece of depth at Tamba Hali's back up spot. Finally, Tamba can go get caught smoking weed and the Chiefs won't have to worry about his replacement.

This probably isn't even close to DJ's pick that he really likes, but this is the player that I really like, so screw it. I'm taking him.

The Chiefs select John Simon, DE/OLB, Ohio State

[Sfeihc]

SNapist, Did Tamba really miss a game for smoking pot or is that just rumor, speculation and innuendo?

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Sfeihc

SNapist, Did Tamba really miss a game for smoking pot or is that just rumor, speculation and innuendo?

I just made it up. He's never been busted for weed.

I forgot what he was suspended for earlier this season, but we would have known if it were weed.

[ChiefsCountry]

Raiders help bolster their defensive backfield.

Oakland Raiders select Leon McFadden, CB, San Diego State

[Sfeihc]

Originally Posted by Rapist

I just made it up. He's never been busted for weed.

I forgot what he was suspended for earlier this season, but we would have known if it were weed.

As far as I know an official reason was never made public. However, I don't know much.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

So, Philly has SO many needs as they transition their defense and build this team in a manner Chip Kelly wants it done in. There are some guys that are still on the board in round 4 that would probably provide a more meaningful contribution right out of the gate.

But that's not how you win championships necessarily. You have to have a guy that you know can lead your team. I'm not sure there is a single QB on the roster that you can say that about. But I think there is a guy available right now that Chip Kelly could mentor over the next year or two that could pan out to be this year's Kap, or DangeRussWilson.

The Philadelphia Eagles select Matt Scott QB Arizona

Let the debate begin.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Sfeihc

As far as I know an official reason was never made public. However, I don't know much.

Should I PM you, or just tell you that you're up?

[Direckshun]

The John Simon pick is really interesting. I love how hard he plays, but I'm not crazy about his measurables.

The idea that Simon would potentially play DE in our system is high-larious, however. He's obviously an OLB.

That said, I would consider this pick a reach by about a round, but I like Simon a lot personally.

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

The John Simon pick is really interesting. I love how hard he plays, but I'm not crazy about his measurables.

The idea that Simon would potentially play DE in our system is high-larious, however. He's obviously an OLB.

That said, I would consider this pick a reach by about a round, but I like Simon a lot personally.

John Simon's not going in the 5th round. THAT'S high-larious.

[Sfeihc]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Should I PM you, or just tell you that you're up?

Thank you, Mr. Floppy.

The Minnesota Vikings select with their first pick in the fourth round Kiko Alonso, LB, Oregon.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Sfeihc

Thank you, Mr. Floppy.

The Minnesota Vikings select with their first pick in the fourth round Kiko Alonso, LB, Oregon.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

{starts cutting self}

I was really really excited about that guy. It's damn hard to find an aggressive ILB that also has a little pass-rush technique. He was possibly my favorite ILB in the draft, especially in the late rounds.

He's the guy SNR should've taken, IMO. He'd have provided some much-needed help as an interior blitzer alongside DJ.

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by Rapist

John Simon's not going in the 5th round. THAT'S high-larious.

Then let somebody else take him.

Better than burning a 4th on somebody who'll need to gain 30 pounds to play the position you want him to play.