Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. - Page 34

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Post your reasons here. I'll start.

1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

kcfanXIII · 11-29-2005, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

Coming from you it doesn't surprise me, I guess you need Derrick to live out your fantasies for you.

I think Trent will throw more INT's than Jake. Of course it will be easy, he only needs one.

i'll make you a new bet, if jake throws more picks than trent you put a pic of my choice on your bronHOE board, if trent throws more picks, i'll put one of your pics on my sig line

USMC_Davii · 11-29-2005, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Jack Savage

I thought a tub of Crisco by the nightstand and shortening under the fingernails was a requirement to register at the Mange. Since you're a spandex loving marine, i figure you're pulling triple duty.

Who posts on a football site with a baseball avatar? Do you even know where you are?

Ok, to be fair it's probably hard to get to the correct site with your boyfriend working you over like that.

USMC_Davii · 11-29-2005, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by kcfanXIII

i'll make you a new bet, if jake throws more picks than trent you put a pic of my choice on your bronHOE board, if trent throws more picks, i'll put one of your pics on my sig line

time frame? Rest of season? One week? Until the Chiefs don't make the playoffs?

I'll put a pic there of your choice if i'm wrong, as long as it is within the board rules. You're on.

Sybil · 11-29-2005, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

Who posts on a football site with a baseball avatar? Do you even know where you are?

Ok, to be fair it's probably hard to get to the correct site with your boyfriend working you over like that.

Damn, that's lame. Why do you bother?

**cdcox** · 11-29-2005, 10:44 PM

If it were me, and I didn't want someone to run smack over the Marines on a rival fan board on which I planned to run smack, I think I'd go to the trouble of leaving it out the fact that I was a Marine from my FREAKING USER NAME. But that's just me.

kcfanXIII · 11-29-2005, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

time frame? Rest of season? One week? Until the Chiefs don't make the playoffs?

I'll put a pic there of your choice if i'm wrong, as long as it is within the board rules. You're on.

one game
this week

and let me say something, thank you for your service. but i'll still spit on you cause you're a broncHO fan.

stevieray · 11-29-2005, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

Who posts on a football site with a baseball avatar? Do you even know where you are?

you've been here since one this afternoon, trying to define your image through a football team on a message board.

USMC_Davii · 11-29-2005, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

If it were me, and I didn't want someone to run smack over the Marines on a rival fan board on which I planned to run smack, I think I'd go to the trouble of leaving it out the fact that I was a Marine from my FREAKING USER NAME. But that's just me.

Why should I? Not something I am ashamed of.

USMC_Davii · 11-29-2005, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

you've been here since one this afternoon, trying to define your image through a football team on a message board.

You've been on here 5 years and posted 16,000 messages and apparently haven't defined yours.

And yeah, i've been here off and on throughout the day. About 1:00 till 3:30 and around 8:30 until now.

5 hours.... 5 YEARS. Put down the crack pipe crazy, it's bad for your image.

**CosmicPal** · 11-29-2005, 10:55 PM

Private Davii will wish he were back here after the shallacking the Chiefs beget upon the

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**cdcox** · 11-29-2005, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

Why should I? Not something I am ashamed of.

I thank your for your service. I truely appreciate it. However, what about you being in the Marines has any bearing to your posts on this site? If the Marines are so precious and holy that you don't want anyone to smack it, why reveal that piece of information on a site where your primary purpose of being is to run smack? If you don't want it part of the smack, keep it to yourself. IMO.

**Saulbadguy** · 11-29-2005, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

OK, I went down there and kicked his ass. What next? Pushups or other manly (and idiotic) things Marines do?

Go over to Cadet Mike Andersons house and smoke pot?

stevieray · 11-29-2005, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

You've been on here 5 years and posted 16,000 messages and apparently haven't defined yours.

And yeah, i've been here off and on throughout the day. About 1:00 till 3:30 and around 8:30 until now.

5 hours.... 5 YEARS. Put down the crack pipe crazy, it's bad for your image.

do a search on your posts, liar.

besides, I've never spent five hours, let alone a whole day on another teams message board.

It's juvenile.

kcfanXIII · 11-29-2005, 11:05 PM

are you taken my bet or not?

Mark M · 11-29-2005, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

Riiiight, why am I even wasting my time talking to a cable guy? Oh, i'm sorry "Satellite TV service technician". Wow, what a mistake I made, please forgive me for referring to such an obviously skilled professional as a mere cable guy.

etc. etc.

Why don't you go fix someone's satellite, get a real job, get a life, oh yeah, and GFY ***hole.

I bet you like pie ...

MM
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11-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2748491 VARSITY	Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. Post your reasons here. I'll start. 1. They stand between us and the playoffs. 2. We play them next week. 3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts. 4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams. 5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously. 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. 7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little. 8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight. 9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules. 10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2. 11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich. 12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places. Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.
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11-29-2005, 10:44 PM	#500
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