Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of! - Page 34

Clint in Wichita · 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM

To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being reeruned.

Next?

**ChiTown** · 12-21-2007, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duck Dog

A man walks into his bedroom holding a sheep under his arm. He looks down at his wife and says; "this is the pig I've been screwing." his wife looks up at him and says; "You stupid SOB that's a sheep". The old man replies; "shut up woman, I wasn't talking to you".

Fantastic!

**pr_capone** · 12-21-2007, 12:10 PM

what's the best thing about raping a 4 year old?

hearing their hips crack

**pr_capone** · 12-21-2007, 12:10 PM

what's the most disappointing thing about raping a 6 year old?

knowing there's a tighter 4 year old.

bkkcoh · 12-21-2007, 12:59 PM

a guy is eating out this old nasty whore. He starts chewing on a piece of corn, he quickly spits it out and asks her if she is sick, she says no. He continues eating at the 'y', come across a piece of carrot, once again he asks her if she was sick, she again says no. He continues and then comes upon a piece of potatoe. He says alright, are you sure that you aren't sick. She finally confesses that she wasn't sick, but the guy before him was.....

Duck Dog · 12-21-2007, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone

what's the best thing about raping a 4 year old?

hearing their hips crack

Do you know what the worst thing about it is?

Getting the blood stains out of your clown suit.

**ChiTown** · 09-05-2013, 10:32 AM

Okay, I just went through some of these...........Holy shit!

crazycoffey · 09-05-2013, 11:12 AM

Know why Beyonce sang "to the left, to the left, everything you own in a box to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

**RealSNR** · 09-05-2013, 11:19 AM

For most of my life I knew of no joke that could offend me. Ethnic jokes, dead baby jokes, blonde jokes, "too soon" jokes-- I even found most of them funny.

Until a few days ago when I heard this one. I laughed, but only because it was so over the top and way past the line. In a way, it made me feel better about myself-- that I DO in fact have a line that shouldn't be crossed, and that it exists in reality, not just in theory.

I have it in the spoiler because it's so foul. Don't click unless you want to read it, and don't complain.

Spoiler!

Chief_For_Life58 · 09-05-2013, 11:20 AM

I want to add to this thread but I dont want to get banned

Red Gorilla · 09-05-2013, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief_For_Life58

I want to add to this thread but I dont want to get banned

Same here.

Sandy Vagina · 09-05-2013, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duck Dog

A man walks into his bedroom holding a sheep under his arm. He looks down at his wife and says; "this is the pig I've been screwing." his wife looks up at him and says; "You stupid SOB that's a sheep". The old man replies; "shut up woman, I wasn't talking to you".

actually laughed out loud...

**Bwana** · 11-08-2013, 04:28 PM

An old biker rolls into a saloon in the middle of nowhere. The sign over the bar says Cold beer $2.00 Hamburger $2.50 Cheeseburger $3.00 HAND JOB $50.00.

The biker sees the super hot barmaid and says, are you the one that gives the hand jobs? She says with a knowing smile, why yes I am. He leans over and whispers in her ear, than go wash your ****ing hands cuz I want a cheeseburger.

MTG#10 · 11-08-2013, 04:50 PM

^^^ Bob and Tom?

JENKINSWINS · 11-08-2013, 04:55 PM

Why are black people so tall?

Because their knee grows.

**ChiTown** · 11-08-2013, 05:00 PM

So 2 East Indian Sikh brothers come to America, and before seperating to start their new lives they make a bet to see who can become the most Americanized after a year. So they meet after a year, and one brother says "I just dropped my kids off to baseball practice and we're having McDonald's for dinner." The other brother says "**** you towelhead!"

05-22-2003, 11:43 AM
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bkkcoh MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lewis Center, Ohio USA Casino cash: $9805595	a guy is eating out this old nasty whore. He starts chewing on a piece of corn, he quickly spits it out and asks her if she is sick, she says no. He continues eating at the 'y', come across a piece of carrot, once again he asks her if she was sick, she again says no. He continues and then comes upon a piece of potatoe. He says alright, are you sure that you aren't sick. She finally confesses that she wasn't sick, but the guy before him was..... __________________ Brian K. Aspire to Inspire before you Expire
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RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $-1464792	For most of my life I knew of no joke that could offend me. Ethnic jokes, dead baby jokes, blonde jokes, "too soon" jokes-- I even found most of them funny. Until a few days ago when I heard this one. I laughed, but only because it was so over the top and way past the line. In a way, it made me feel better about myself-- that I DO in fact have a line that shouldn't be crossed, and that it exists in reality, not just in theory. I have it in the spoiler because it's so foul. Don't click unless you want to read it, and don't complain. Spoiler! Q: Why were the Sandy Hook children so sad? A: Because instead of books, all they got were magazines
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11-08-2013, 04:28 PM	#507
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135903647	An old biker rolls into a saloon in the middle of nowhere. The sign over the bar says Cold beer $2.00 Hamburger $2.50 Cheeseburger $3.00 HAND JOB $50.00. The biker sees the super hot barmaid and says, are you the one that gives the hand jobs? She says with a knowing smile, why yes I am. He leans over and whispers in her ear, than go wash your ****ing hands cuz I want a cheeseburger. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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11-08-2013, 04:50 PM	#508
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ChiTown Stroking to the SB Champs! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas Casino cash: $-481038	So 2 East Indian Sikh brothers come to America, and before seperating to start their new lives they make a bet to see who can become the most Americanized after a year. So they meet after a year, and one brother says "I just dropped my kids off to baseball practice and we're having McDonald's for dinner." The other brother says "**** you towelhead!" __________________
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