****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Beating Florida in Columbia would be huge. Need to get that one.

We damn near took them down last season. Unfortunately, Franklin did to us what Toledo's QB did to them today.

[KCrockaholic]

Franklin actually looked like a real QB today.

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by KCrockaholic

Franklin actually looked like a real QB today.

I think that play when he lowered his shoulder and ran over a dude, fired the team up. Helped them bounce back a bit from being shell shocked over Wilson's ejection.

[Mother****erJones]

Originally Posted by KCrockaholic

Franklin actually looked like a real QB today.

No he didn't

[KCrockaholic]

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones

No he didn't

Compared to his usual garbage that was an A performance.

[Pepe Silvia]

Anyone watching this Georgia/South Carolina shootout? Its going to be unbelievably great buttsex for them when they play Mizzou.

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Beating Florida in Columbia would be huge. Need to get that one.

Florida looked real average today....

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

I think that play when he lowered his shoulder and ran over a dude, fired the team up. Helped them bounce back a bit from being shell shocked over Wilson's ejection.

Both of those calls by the MAC Ref's, Wilson's ejection and the excessive celebration calls, were absolutely stupid. I doubt the MAC will review them but you can bet the SEC will look at them.

[Sully]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Vince Sebo once kicked a 6 yarder, I was at the game. Barefoot pussy.

I was down there one night after a game with a bunch of friends. One of the girls in the group picked up a guy at the bar, and as we are all driving home, I'm just ripping on Mizzou's punter nonstop. It wasn't till 15 minutes later I realized the guy sitting next to me was Sebo. I felt like a shitstain.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Beating Florida in Columbia would be huge. Need to get that one.

No they don't. Winning that would keep Pinkel around longer than he should. They need to get crushed by as many in conference teams as possible.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by Sully

I was down there one night after a game with a bunch of friends. One of the girls in the group picked up a guy at the bar, and as we are all driving home, I'm just ripping on Mizzou's punter nonstop. It wasn't till 15 minutes later I realized the guy sitting next to me was Sebo. I felt like a shitstain.

[OmahaChief]

Originally Posted by Mosbonian

Florida looked real average today....

Their d line is going to have 8 or more sacks if our o line plays like it did today. They also pug up 400 yards of offense which is not bad cosidering all their turnovers. My prediction...Florida wins by 20

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones

No he didn't

How do you figure? Franklin was great.

[tomahawk kid]

Looks like a typical Mizzou non-con game to me. Looked like we weren't ready to play and hadn't watched a second of film.

Conference play is going to be a bloodbath if the line play doesn't improve. Their effort today was lacking.

Defense is not good. It's a testament to Pinkel's ineptness / arrogance that Dave Steckel still has a job. The guy RARELY has his guys ready to play, and he consistently lets guys like Kony Ealy openly DOG it on the field with seemingly little consequences. The inability of the players on D to adjust to a simple screen play just speaks to Steckel's lack prowess as DC.

Glad we won, but its SSDD with this staff.

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by tomahawk kid

Looks like a typical Mizzou non-con game to me. Looked like we weren't ready to play and hadn't watched a second of film.

Conference play is going to be a bloodbath if the line play doesn't improve. Their effort today was lacking.

Defense is not good. It's a testament to Pinkel's ineptness / arrogance that Dave Steckel still has a job. The guy RARELY has his guys ready to play, and he consistently lets guys like Kony Ealy openly DOG it on the field with seemingly little consequences. The inability of the players on D to adjust to a simple screen play just speaks to Steckel's lack prowess as DC.

Glad we won, but its SSDD with this staff.

Do yor realize that Toledo has won 18 games over the last two seasons? We won by 15 and could have added 7 more at the end had chosen to do so. Not a great performance, but not terrible. We aren't a great team.