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Old 07-18-2008, 02:31 AM  
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Tonight I witnessed an unparalleled example of American arrogance

I got to the theater over two hours in advance to sit in line for The Dark Knight. Now, I was expecting a crowd, but I did not expect a ****ing ARMY of people to descend upon the theater a full TWO AND A HALF HOURS before the movie.

I am ecstatic I did not get a ticket to the 12:01 AM showing, because that line was FULL when I got there, wrapping around the outside of the building. The line for 12:05 extended out into the front of the theater, so I had better luck there.

Standing in line for an hour and a half in the muggy heat wasn't great. But what was worse was what I saw when I entered the theater.

Now, I knew I would get a decent seat, and I grabbed the first opportunity to sit down - an aisle seat about 3/4 of the way up in the middle. Pretty good. But then I saw a FULL EMPTY ROW RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE THEATER.

What flanked that row?

Two ****ing high school whores and a mexican in the middle.

That's right. Three ****ing kids decided they were going to save AN ENTIRE ROW IN PRIMO CHOICE GRADE-A POSITION right in the middle of the theater. This was a HUGE screening room, so we're talking like 15-20 seats.

Now, I am generally a passive man, so I did not confront their heinous example of complete American arrogance. But fortunately, the two dudes that were behind me in line just elbowed their way into the middle row and sat down where they pleased. Seizing the day, I followed suit and grabbed myself a perfect seat for The Dark Knight.

Thanks for saving my seat, assholes!
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:57 AM   #46
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After you got punked for your seat, you wanted them to play waiting on you? hah
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:05 AM   #47
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How can a Mexican exemplify American arrogance? Wouldn't his be Mexican Arrogance?
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:18 AM   #48
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Those mexicans carry knives. He gets the row.
Also known as Mexican boxing gloves.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:20 AM   #49
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I bet those Mexicans have real jobs, and likely will move out of their house when they are of the ages between 18-22.
If he was a "Mexican" it has to hurt thinking he came to this country most likely broke and unable to speak english. He showed up with 2 girls and the thread starter can not pull 1
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:24 AM   #50
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:24 AM   #51
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Normally, I'd comply with the request.

BUT...

IF you think you're going to save a row, you can can go fuck yourself, respectfully.

For this movie specifically, I wouldn't move over if it took me from a choice spot to somewhere I'd be annoyed about it the whole movie. Not for my mom. Not for Jesus- who'd probably try to save an entire row for his 12 apostles. Though not sure if any of his apostles were Mexican? 1 Puerto Rican that I know of.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:24 AM   #52
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you went by yourself? Dont have any friends??
I've gone to see movies by myself before. No shame in it. Only, I wouldn't have gone to a movie where I had to wait that long in line by myself.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:24 AM   #53
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Jesus always leaves the arm rests bloody anyway


Wow.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:25 AM   #54
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Jesus always leaves the arm rests bloody anyway

That I can handle. It's sharing popcorn that gets to be a bitch.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:27 AM   #55
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I've gone to see movies by myself before. No shame in it. Only, I wouldn't have gone to a movie where I had to wait that long in line by myself.

I've got plenty of friends, but sometimes I just feel like going to a late movie and watching it by myself. Would I have done that when I was younger... no.
But really, you're going to sit a dark room and watch a movie, and better be quiet anyway...

I'm also not afraid to watch a movie alone at home with the lights out, too!

I'm such a rebel!
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:30 AM   #56
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I've got plenty of friends, but sometimes I just feel like going to a late movie and watching it by myself. Would I have done that when I was younger... no.
But really, you're going to sit a dark room and watch a movie, and better be quiet anyway...

I'm also not afraid to watch a movie alone at home with the lights out, too!

I'm such a rebel!
I'll top that. I've even dined in a restaurant alone. No cheaper date than that. Dinner and a movie for one!
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:35 AM   #57
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you went by yourself? Dont have any friends??


Does his mom count as a friend?
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:38 AM   #58
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:39 AM   #59
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Nice edit penz.

But it's already been captured. JC is gonna be so pissed when he's on CP later today. Better say some serious hail mary's.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:44 AM   #60
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You are talking about the thread starter right?
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