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My daughter, when she was about four: "Daddy, where do the Wind People go after dark?"
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05-02-2013, 12:18 AM | #2 |
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I don't believe in anything I can't see and I've never seen a ghost. I don't believe in paranormal stuff.
That said... I have no clue what the ethereal world holds that we are ignorant of. I do believe that adults block themselves from things and that very small children and animals are dialed into things that we adults just refuse to see or know. What the reality of that is, I have no clue. But anything is possible. |
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05-02-2013, 07:14 AM | #3 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Wrong. Alex Smith is not going to throw for 3500 yards & 28 td's this year
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05-02-2013, 12:23 AM | #4 |
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My niece constantly wants to see me on a webcam. That's pretty creepy when I consider the kind of girls I usually see on webcams.
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05-02-2013, 03:31 AM | #5 |
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My daughter was asking my wife for a kitten, to which my wife replied "We can't get a cat because daddy has very bad allergies around cats." My daughter then says, "When daddy dies can we get a cat?"
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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05-02-2013, 05:34 AM | #6 |
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When I was four I would get night terrors bad. My mother said I would whimper and say, "I see skeletons everywhere"
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05-02-2013, 06:54 AM | #7 |
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A while back I walked into my 2yr old son's room and he was playing and jabbering. It's not uncommon....
I listened a little bit and then walked in and asked him what he was doing and he said "talking to the guy". He talks to the guy or about the guy quite a bit lately. That's not the ironic part. When I was 2-4 years old I had a friend too. His name was "the guy". |
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05-02-2013, 10:21 AM | #10 |
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My bouncing baby boy just last night told me, the other day a girl at school gave him a handie in a school bathroom. Said it was awesome. I was conflicted in my emotions.
He's about to turn 16..... |
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05-02-2013, 10:24 AM | #11 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Poor parenting. Teach him to find bitches that swallow.
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05-02-2013, 10:27 AM | #13 |
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"I want to have your babies"
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05-02-2013, 10:29 AM | #14 |
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"redrum" ...she said it three or four time and then walked away...not sure what to think
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05-02-2013, 10:31 AM | #15 |
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I don't have kids, but in his younger days my cat would sometimes pin his ears back and make an unearthly sustained mewling growl when we were playing. It was kind of like "Mmmmmerrrrrrrwwwwwwwlllllllrrrrrrrrrrr."
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