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Old 02-06-2013, 01:51 PM   #1
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:30 PM   #2
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Sounded like a smart guy. What a loss. He was just here to make a better life for himself.

Didn't Cortez introduce horses to Mexico years ago?
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:59 PM   #3
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:36 PM   #4
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:43 PM   #5
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Zoophile: ‘I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have a Baby’

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/b...aby/index.html

Unfortunately he describes in detail his ‘good time’ with the horse, whose name was not released by police, adding that, “The horse did not try to move or nothing it just stood there while I was f***king it. I guess the horse was liking it.” That’s what they all say.
So the horse was consenting?
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:31 PM   #6
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So the horse was consenting?
She wanted it
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:05 PM   #7
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So the horse was consenting?
Probably didn't notice
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:38 PM   #8
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Considering all aspects of this story, I'm certain there's a witty line involving the phrase "hung like a horse" -- I just can't seem to get ahold of a good one.
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Old 02-06-2013, 07:27 PM   #9
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Considering all aspects of this story, I'm certain there's a witty line involving the phrase "hung like a horse" -- I just can't seem to get ahold of a good one.
The end of the story says while in jail he hung himself. Wouldn't that qualify. He hung himself like a horse?

This was bad I know.
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:28 AM   #10
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Considering all aspects of this story, I'm certain there's a witty line involving the phrase "hung like a horse" -- I just can't seem to get ahold of a good one.
Well, he hung one ON a horse...
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Old 02-06-2013, 05:54 PM   #11
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So the horse was consenting?
Well he didn't say the horse was naying.
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:03 PM   #12
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“_______ ain’t gonna lie, they blew a nut in the horse.” should be a rep level on this forum.
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:27 PM   #13
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:43 PM   #14
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If only he had severely injured his spine while establishing his positioning to have sex with the horse, then there'd be a good deal of humor in the line: Brokeback Mountin'.
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Old 02-06-2013, 05:32 PM   #15
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