Life Did you go to your senior prom? - Page 4

**Rain Man** · 01-13-2011, 01:45 PM

Just wondering. Yes, no, stag, date, whatever. Tell me about your senior prom experience.

I didn't go. I didn't know how to dance, didn't know how to learn how to dance, didn't have a girlfriend, didn't have the money for a tux and corsage, didn't have any social skills, didn't drink, and lived in a small town where an 18 year-old couldn't secretly buy condoms. Other than that, I would've gone.

Poll forthcoming.

siberian khatru · 01-13-2011, 03:48 PM

I took little Susie to the Junior Prom, and I raped her and killed her, then I took her home.

After 10 long years they let me out of the home, and I dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones.

I'm just an excitable boy. Well, that's what they all said.

Hammock Parties · 01-13-2011, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Norman Einstein

Again, as per your posts from before you still haven't done that either.

You weren't paying attention, but that's not surprising.

beach tribe · 01-13-2011, 03:49 PM

Went to 3 senior proms with three different girls, and hit all three. BadoW!

ToxSocks · 01-13-2011, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit

Who wants to meet boys when you can just **** them instead?

uh huh....

Norman Einstein · 01-13-2011, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit

You weren't paying attention, but that's not surprising.

Sure I wasn't. Your historical posts also said you were a virgin living in your momma's basement.

ToxSocks · 01-13-2011, 03:51 PM

I had a tux, and a limo, and i got to stick my fingers in the pink on the way home. And our prom wasn't actually at our school. It was at a country club on the beach.

ToxSocks · 01-13-2011, 03:52 PM

Oh wait, that was my junior prom.

I got laid on my senior prom.

**Rain Man** · 01-13-2011, 06:08 PM

Based on the results so far, a girl is more likely to have her date cavort with another girl than she is to eventually marry the guy. I wonder if girls know that.

KurtCobain · 01-13-2011, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

**** no, I didn't want to go to school during school, why the hell would I want to go back to the school after school.

Don't go to highschool, go to school high.

Groves · 01-13-2011, 06:21 PM

Little too trendy for my tastes.

**BigMeatballDave** · 01-13-2011, 06:22 PM

I didnt go to my Prom, but when I was 21 I was dating a Senior and I went with her to hers. Yes, she was 18.

Pablo · 01-13-2011, 06:46 PM

Went to two proms with two different girls. It was meh. My grandma probably has the pics at her house somewhere. It was worth it for my family to have pics of me and my date all dressed up. They cared more than I did.

Extra Point · 01-13-2011, 06:49 PM

Part Four: If you married your prom date, are you still married?

A: Hell, yeah, 33 years after the fact. And she gets better looking every single day.

Norman Einstein · 01-13-2011, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Extra Point

Part Four: If you married your prom date, are you still married?

A: Hell, yeah, 33 years after the fact. And she gets better looking every single day.

Part Four: My sophomore year I was invited to the prom by a senior girl. She was a cheerleader and had great tits. My junior year I went with a girl I'd know most of my life. My senior year I went with another girl I'd known for a long time. All seem to be holding up nicely. Each one of them was a one night date. We all still talk from time to time and are great friends.

I met a girl when I was studying advanced electronics. Dated for 5 years and then got married, been there for 34 years. No regrets that I waited to find the lady I did. My wife goes with me to our reunions and has been made an honorary member of our class. I think my HS girl friends like her more than they ever liked me! I can handle that.

**LoneWolf** · 01-13-2011, 07:41 PM

Went to the prom with my girlfriend of two years. I broke up with her at the prom after she told me she didn't want to try to have a long distance relationship when I left for college. Left the prom with another girl who had been chasing me for months. Had sex with the other girl in the back of my parents conversion van. Returned to prom and got in a fight with my ex-girlfriends brother and was escorted out of the prom by the principal. Had an article written about how I was the biggest a$$hole in prom history in the school paper the next week.

On a side note, my exgirlfriend married my best friend five years after we graduated and I was the best man in their wedding.

View Poll Results: Tell me about your senior prom. (Three-part question.)
** Part 1. Going to the prom. (Don't click this or I'll cut off your thumbs.) **	7	5.60%
I didn't go to prom.	39	31.20%
I did go to prom and went stag.	6	4.80%
I did go to prom and had a date.	67	53.60%
I don't remember.	1	0.80%
My senior prom hasn't yet happened.	0	0%
** Part 2.. I did NOT go to prom because (check all that apply, but not this box.) **	6	4.80%
I didn't like/know how to dance.	12	9.60%
I wasn't into organized school social events.	15	12.00%
I had another commitment that night.	3	2.40%
I didn't have a date.	12	9.60%
I didn't have the money.	2	1.60%
Other (see below).	5	4.00%
** Part 3. I went to prom and I... (check all that apply, but not this box) **	10	8.00%
...had a good time.	57	45.60%
...had a bad time.	9	7.20%
...was homecoming king/queen.	4	3.20%
...rented a tux/bought a fancy dress specifically for prom.	52	41.60%
...got a limo.	13	10.40%
...got a hotel room afterward.	15	12.00%
...drank alcohol.	32	25.60%
...got drunk.	20	16.00%
...scored with my date for the first time ever.	4	3.20%
...scored with my date, but had been there, done that, got a t-shirt.	24	19.20%
...scored with someone besides my date.	10	8.00%
...picked up a dead hitchhiker in a prom dress who died in the 1950s.	2	1.60%
...ended up marrying my date.	10	8.00%
...dumped a bunch of blood on an unpopular girl	5	4.00%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 125. You may not vote on this poll

01-13-2011, 01:45 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2818491 VARSITY	Did you go to your senior prom? Just wondering. Yes, no, stag, date, whatever. Tell me about your senior prom experience. I didn't go. I didn't know how to dance, didn't know how to learn how to dance, didn't have a girlfriend, didn't have the money for a tux and corsage, didn't have any social skills, didn't drink, and lived in a small town where an 18 year-old couldn't secretly buy condoms. Other than that, I would've gone. Poll forthcoming.
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01-13-2011, 03:48 PM	#46
siberian khatru 21st Century Schizoid Fan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Gates of Delirium Casino cash: $2044950	I took little Susie to the Junior Prom, and I raped her and killed her, then I took her home. After 10 long years they let me out of the home, and I dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones. I'm just an excitable boy. Well, that's what they all said.
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01-13-2011, 03:49 PM	#48
beach tribe Keep doubting J MFing Houston Join Date: May 2007 Location: ft.lauderdale Casino cash: $4698036	Went to 3 senior proms with three different girls, and hit all three. BadoW!
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01-13-2011, 03:51 PM	#51
ToxSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $3924563	I had a tux, and a limo, and i got to stick my fingers in the pink on the way home. And our prom wasn't actually at our school. It was at a country club on the beach. __________________ Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
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01-13-2011, 03:52 PM	#52
ToxSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $3924563	Oh wait, that was my junior prom. I got laid on my senior prom. __________________ Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
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01-13-2011, 06:08 PM	#53
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2818491 VARSITY	Based on the results so far, a girl is more likely to have her date cavort with another girl than she is to eventually marry the guy. I wonder if girls know that. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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01-13-2011, 06:21 PM	#55
Groves Turning the Corner Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Springfield, Missouri Casino cash: $1948541	Little too trendy for my tastes.
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01-13-2011, 06:22 PM	#56
BigMeatballDave GBM 8-12-15 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Dayton, Oh. Casino cash: $10052154	I didnt go to my Prom, but when I was 21 I was dating a Senior and I went with her to hers. Yes, she was 18.
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01-13-2011, 06:46 PM	#57
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: North da River Casino cash: $1519356	Went to two proms with two different girls. It was meh. My grandma probably has the pics at her house somewhere. It was worth it for my family to have pics of me and my date all dressed up. They cared more than I did.
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01-13-2011, 06:49 PM	#58
Extra Point MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Prairie Village, KS Casino cash: $10004900	Part Four: If you married your prom date, are you still married? A: Hell, yeah, 33 years after the fact. And she gets better looking every single day. __________________ "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits." --Satchel Paige
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01-13-2011, 07:41 PM	#60
LoneWolf Constable of Untruths Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $1291084	Went to the prom with my girlfriend of two years. I broke up with her at the prom after she told me she didn't want to try to have a long distance relationship when I left for college. Left the prom with another girl who had been chasing me for months. Had sex with the other girl in the back of my parents conversion van. Returned to prom and got in a fight with my ex-girlfriends brother and was escorted out of the prom by the principal. Had an article written about how I was the biggest a$$hole in prom history in the school paper the next week. On a side note, my exgirlfriend married my best friend five years after we graduated and I was the best man in their wedding.
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