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I have. It's usually followed up with a "you hit like a bitch".
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11-27-2012, 09:24 PM | #2 |
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The same person that came downstairs in a strangers house to investigate gunshots....
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11-28-2012, 11:57 AM | #3 |
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Yeah, that one doesn't really pass the BS detector. Something is very fishy about this whole thing. I'll be there's a lot more to this story.
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11-28-2012, 12:04 PM | #4 |
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11-27-2012, 05:37 PM | #5 |
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The outcome is good - two less criminals in the world - but he probably could've handled it a little better.
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11-27-2012, 05:40 PM | #6 |
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11-27-2012, 05:39 PM | #8 |
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Story does not make sense to me.
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11-27-2012, 06:02 PM | #9 |
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there has to be more to this story
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11-27-2012, 06:14 PM | #10 |
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I bet he offered to let the girl live if she would go out with him, and that's why she laughed, which made him angry. Women - can't live with them, can't put a shot from their chin to their cranium.
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11-27-2012, 10:52 PM | #11 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Clearly.
There's just too much in the initial report that makes no sense. He's hanging out in the basement with no eyeballs. Perp #2 hears gunshots in the basement and goes down to check it out. Then, after being gut shot, Perp #2 laughs at Moleman's ineptitude at gun play. Moleman drags the bodies around, then delays contacting the authorities for a full day. Even then, Moleman asks his neighbor to make the call. Nope. I think you're right, Mr. NIUhuskies. I think there's more to the story. In fact, I think there's a different set of facts entirely. I think Moleman had invited the two teenagers over to the house to engage in some sort of drug transaction or whatever. Then, Moleman lost a few more precious marbles and took out his guests. Afterwards, Moleman made up this wacky cover story in an effort to claim self-defense. Unfortunately for Moleman, he is probably the worst alibi fabricator in the entire universe. FAX |
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11-27-2012, 11:09 PM | #12 |
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Something definitely stinks, its not really adding up.
When he says a line like "it was a good, clean finishing shot" "right up under her chin"... the only reasonable conclusion is that this man is certifiable, to look upon two kids and do that, and wait a day before calling... get him behind bars asap. The girl actually laughed? i call bullshit, the only possible way thats true is if Marcellus' bath salts usage theory is right, anything else, and what that crazy bastard heard was death weezes... and hopefully the coroner will answer that question soon enough. It all stinks. |
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11-27-2012, 06:03 PM | #13 |
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Gross. I understand the right to defend yourself but executing incapacitated / wounded teenagers is wrong period. Rot in prison.
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11-27-2012, 06:10 PM | #14 |
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I am calling bath salts. Thats why the girl laughed after getting shot.
Still wrong but I would bet good money they were on bath salts. You know after thinking about it, if I shot someone and then my gun jammed and then they laughed at me, I may find another gun to finish them off. |
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11-27-2012, 06:21 PM | #15 |
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2 100 pound teenage girls? u would not shoot 2 female teenagers walking down your stairs unless ur a complete nutcase. he didnt even give them a chance to identify themselves. they musta been on acid or something
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