Thoughts and prayers needed

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by threebag02

It's poor taste to use a prayer thread as an avenue to attention whore. It kind of shits on the idea of a prayer thead. Low life move. Ask the ones who have posted prayer threads before.

Like me? You might be the only person here more easily butthurt than Zach.

[|Zach|]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Like me? You might be the only person here more easily butthurt than Zach.

This is all a big joke right?

Did they die?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

To anyone who has done a prayer thread and is offended by my lighthearted poke at the Chiefs... I am sorry. No disrespect to you or your loved ones was meant. I've done a real prayer thread before as well. I must mean to disrespect my ex boss who I loved dearly.

But even though some on CP need something to bitch and moan about I'm confident most people aren't so ****ing obtuse as to take it that way. I actually believe most people here have common sense.

[Demonpenz]

Mods can we sticky this?

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Mods can we sticky this?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Mods can we sticky this?

[Gadzooks]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

I don't usually do this but things are bad. Really bad. I'm not sure someone I love is going to make it through the next 24 hours.

You see, my football team has AIDS. It picked up the HIV virus long ago but in the last 4 years things have gone from waiting to dying. Now everyone can see that it may well all come to an end very soon. In fact, the docs say the next 24 hours could be the defining moments. An aggresive strain called pioliofungusamongus has taken over and things are bleak to say the least. Pain meds don't work at all. They say the only thing we can do now is to hope this new drug called chuntifan will kill the piolifungusamongus. We'll know soon. It's an experimental drug and completely unproven but it's all we have to "clench" to.

I've prayed to my lord Satan that your football team will lay down and be put peacefully to rest by keeping Pioli as your GM. While this is a slow demise, eventually, it will go unnoticed.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Gadzooks

I've prayed to my lord Satan that your football team will lay down and be put peacefully to rest by keeping Pioli as your GM. While this is a slow demise, eventually, it will go unnoticed.

Hey look... an opposing fan gets it. Shocked. Shocked I say!