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Old 07-13-2009, 07:08 PM  
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can things get worse?
I lost my home, I lost my job & my van broke down. I live in Salina Ks. I pay a hell of a lot in child support so I couldn't afford rent when they cut my hours. I told my work I was going to take a leave of absence so I could stay with my mom in Greensburg till September. I changed my mind during the week and decided to stay and live at the homeless shelter untill I can get back on my feet. They hired somebody to replace me and now I am out of a job. I went to Greensburg for the weekend and I was heading back to Salina & my van broke down. Transmission leaking everywhere. My mom came to pick me up and the van is in the shop. Just haven a hell of a time.

Sorry I have been gone so long.
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:36 PM   #46
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In that case I take everything I said back...things WON'T be getting better anytime soon...
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:51 PM   #47
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:55 PM   #48
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Reminds me of the old joke about the guy who got fired from his job. On the way home, his car broke down. Pulling over, he walked the rest of the way home to find his house had burned down, and a note on the door from his wife saying she'd taken the dog and left him. Sighing, the man went into the garden of the smoldering house where he'd been growing strawberries. He picked the strawberries and put them in a basket, and went door-to-door with a sign, "Strawberries, $1,00 a pound". The first door he knocked on, the door opened to reveal a scantily-clad smiling MILF. The man immediately started crying. "Oh, my!" she exclaimed. "What's the matter?!?" "Oh, I've just had the worst day!" the man sobbed. "I lost my job, my car broke down, my house burned down, and my wife and dog left me, and all I have left in this world is this basket of strawberries... and now you're gonna f**k me out of my strawberries!"
I know this is entirely too analytical, but his house burned down but left the door intact?
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:57 PM   #49
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In that case I take everything I said back...things WON'T be getting better anytime soon...
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:58 PM   #50
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I know this is entirely too analytical, but his house burned down but left the door intact?
It's a joke my dad told me a long time ago, I had to reconstruct it off the cuff, I might have f**ked up the details, LOL... but you get the point.
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:58 PM   #51
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I know this is entirely too analytical, but his house burned down but left the door intact?

He probably meant the gate.
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:34 PM   #52
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Reminds me of the old joke about the guy who got fired from his job. On the way home, his car broke down. Pulling over, he walked the rest of the way home to find his house had burned down, and a note on the door from his wife saying she'd taken the dog and left him. Sighing, the man went into the garden of the smoldering house where he'd been growing strawberries. He picked the strawberries and put them in a basket, and went door-to-door with a sign, "Strawberries, $1,00 a pound". The first door he knocked on, the door opened to reveal a scantily-clad smiling MILF. The man immediately started crying. "Oh, my!" she exclaimed. "What's the matter?!?" "Oh, I've just had the worst day!" the man sobbed. "I lost my job, my car broke down, my house burned down, and my wife and dog left me, and all I have left in this world is this basket of strawberries... and now you're gonna f**k me out of my strawberries!"
Was this chick's name Sarah by any chance?! That bitch! I oughta call her and give her a piece of my mind....

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Me See here, bitch! I heard about your husband. You got married?! And didn't tell me about it?!! How long, Sarah!? HOW LONG?!!!? Well guess what! I burnt his house down! hahaha!!!! That's what he gets. You will always be mine! You bitch! I love you, YOU BITCH!!! (sniff, sniff) ....... call me.
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Me Hey babe! Just one other quick thing before I hit the gym. So, hey, uh, about that fire thing? I was hoping that could stay between you and I. I probably shouldn't have said anything. Or started the fire. But I WASN'T ****ING SOMEONE ELSE!!!! ...... sorry, sorry... heh heh...ahhh....yup. Dinner sometime next week? Call me!
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:42 PM   #53
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I know this is entirely too analytical, but his house burned down but left the door intact?
Steel door.
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:49 PM   #54
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:51 PM   #55
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:54 PM   #56
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I know this is entirely too analytical, but his house burned down but left the door intact?
And where did he get the basket?

This story makes no sense.

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Old 07-13-2009, 10:02 PM   #57
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Old 07-13-2009, 10:15 PM   #58
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I use to deliver uniforms to Abilene. yes I am glad don't live there
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