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06-03-2014, 08:40 AM | #1 |
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I have developed the best solution.
I call it "keep the damn cats in the barn and your garage and house won't smell like cat shit" solution. |
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Plus they love to fish. They catch Crappies all by them selves. |
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06-03-2014, 08:53 AM | #3 |
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Awesome. Do they clean them for you too I hope?
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06-03-2014, 09:07 AM | #4 |
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That would be sweet! But no. They are fishing fools! When the Crappies spawn, and are close to shore, then they hunt.
They also like hanging at the boat dock picking up a fishing rides with strangers. I will be mowing my lawn and a boat will go by with one of my cats on board and I will by like WTF these cats have the life. |
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06-03-2014, 08:53 AM | #6 |
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I let my kids keep a few kittens in the garage for a week and it smelled like a bag of dirty assholes and they were immediately evicted. Two weeks later, with the litter box gone it still smells like cat piss. Now those ditch tigers are getting fat on cicadas and living the American cat dream with the barn obstacle course.
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06-03-2014, 09:47 AM | #7 |
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"Hey cat - git down there and fetch me some crappie for dinner. Now git!"
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06-03-2014, 12:39 PM | #8 |
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Dogs are an incredible pain in the ass.
The wife insisted we get a puppy. So now we have a puppy; and while adorable and most certainly destined to be a great little buddy for a decade plus, he's annoying the ever-loving shit out of me at the moment. The cat was so much easier. Just way, way, way easier. |
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06-03-2014, 01:36 PM | #9 |
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jeez this off season sucks
Talking about cat shit? |
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I'd rather talk about cat shit than this offseason...
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