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Better to burn out...
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A-hole cops: 65-70% Honorable cops: 35-30% IMO. |
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Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: St. Petersburg, FL
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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No I did not cry I said sorry was in a hurry and did not relize how fast I was going
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Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Anyways, she told me she would tell the officers she had diarreah and she really needed to get home. She never had a speeding ticket and she drove like a junkie on speed. I didn't believe her until one time, she was indeed speeding and was pulled over. She pulled the "Sorry officer, but I've got diarreah" bull and he bought it....damn her.
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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I haven't had a speeding ticket in weeks.
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Woman should only make babies
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They call me the sheriff at blockbuster, handing out fines with goofy sun glasses is my M.O. Just doing my job ma'am here is a 12.22 dollar late fee on seabiscuit. Powertrip? You bet,1000 addresses and CC numbers at my disposal
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Do women ever offer to sleep with you to get out of a 'no rewind' penalty?
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THE RED MENACE
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Let's hope he was nice during your eight hours of unconscious memory lapse. Are you sure he was a cop, or did he just have a badge?
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