Why promoting FAX to non-n00b status is a bad idea - Page 4

**RealSNR** · 12-01-2004, 11:25 PM

I can see this decision to promote FAX becoming parallel to the rise of Hitler.

We have a dumbfounded forum. The Chiefs suck. Rain Man got rid of his cool stickman avatar. Nobody posts about the Chiefs anymore. The Word Association thread is the most popular thread out there. The forum is a hopeless mess.

In walks a n00b, FAX. He is humble and bashful, and posts with a chip on his shoulder. People kick him in the dirt, put him on ignore, and spit in his face. But one thing that does not quit is these limericks. A small group of people finds these hilarious and boosts him up by giving him rep. Soon more people catch wind of these limericks and praise him as "the next Rain Man." Now a certain stupid and dim-witted mod named Phobia has promoted him to non-n00b status.

There are a few people like Ebola and me who see WTF is wrong with this picture. We've put up a good fight, but now it's us against society.

Now that FAX is free from the bondage of n00b status, there's no tellling what damage he and his limericks will wreak on this forum. He now has oppurtunity, and if he gains support, he will surely take over Chiefsplanet.

It's times like these when we must band together, fellow Planeteers! We need superior firepower (ENDelt, Brad, Psicosis, Rain Man). But we also need everyone else, too. Do not be fooled by FAX's limericks. Really, they aren't that funny.

David. · 12-02-2004, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

That's where you're wrong... Everybody looks stoopid saying that.

Busted cliches' are always stoopid.

ya I hate pwned. I don't like owned either

Pants · 12-02-2004, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Brando

Was it better without the dentures? I always ate that shit up.

Alright, alright, it was sick enough without that image...

12-02-2004, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by David.

demonpenz is without a doubt in my mind the funniest poster on CP.

Is he really? I may need to start reading his posts, then.

12-02-2004, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Brando

Was it better without the dentures? I always ate that shit up.

So good that I don't buy my wife toothpaste.

Taco John · 12-02-2004, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by David.

demonpenz is without a doubt in my mind the funniest poster on CP.

who?

Brando · 12-02-2004, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

That's where you're wrong... Everybody looks stoopid saying that.

Busted cliches' are always stoopid.

The only time that OWNED is amusing is when it is tied in with this picture.
Go grease up the man chicken BobaFART. I know you'll like this one.

Brando · 12-02-2004, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

So good that I don't buy my wife toothpaste.

Pants · 12-02-2004, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

So good that I don't buy my wife toothpaste.

I thought you'd just knock 'em out. Isn't that the way the shit's done in Texas?

Hammock Parties · 12-02-2004, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I know. I think that will be the first and last time. But, I'm really not that old. I just seem old to you little bastards.

If it's any consolation I don't think you're old. Hell you're only 10 years older than me.

Taco John · 12-02-2004, 01:26 AM

There's no way Phobes is only 27...

David. · 12-02-2004, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by UserName

If it's any consolation I don't think you're old. Hell you're only 10 years older than me.

no you may not have more than one thread a day.

David. · 12-02-2004, 01:28 AM

taco...you have the worst avatars. Worst.

Taco John · 12-02-2004, 01:28 AM

You don't like my bigger melons?

Pants · 12-02-2004, 01:29 AM

You should ask Jbret, he's the one who's into man boobs.

David. · 12-02-2004, 01:29 AM

I meant sigs.

12-01-2004, 11:25 PM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $1870208	Why promoting FAX to non-n00b status is a bad idea I can see this decision to promote FAX becoming parallel to the rise of Hitler. We have a dumbfounded forum. The Chiefs suck. Rain Man got rid of his cool stickman avatar. Nobody posts about the Chiefs anymore. The Word Association thread is the most popular thread out there. The forum is a hopeless mess. In walks a n00b, FAX. He is humble and bashful, and posts with a chip on his shoulder. People kick him in the dirt, put him on ignore, and spit in his face. But one thing that does not quit is these limericks. A small group of people finds these hilarious and boosts him up by giving him rep. Soon more people catch wind of these limericks and praise him as "the next Rain Man." Now a certain stupid and dim-witted mod named Phobia has promoted him to non-n00b status. There are a few people like Ebola and me who see WTF is wrong with this picture. We've put up a good fight, but now it's us against society. Now that FAX is free from the bondage of n00b status, there's no tellling what damage he and his limericks will wreak on this forum. He now has oppurtunity, and if he gains support, he will surely take over Chiefsplanet. It's times like these when we must band together, fellow Planeteers! We need superior firepower (ENDelt, Brad, Psicosis, Rain Man). But we also need everyone else, too. Do not be fooled by FAX's limericks. Really, they aren't that funny.
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12-02-2004, 01:26 AM	#55
Taco John Sapere Aude Join Date: Jun 2001 Casino cash: $3197937	There's no way Phobes is only 27... __________________ Ehyeh asher ehyeh. Donger's Razor: "The most establishment-friendly explanation that gives leftist and neocon politicians the most amount of cover is the only possible explanation, even when gaping holes and leaps of logic are required to get there."
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12-02-2004, 01:28 AM	#57
David. . Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: University of Missouri Casino cash: $10005850	taco...you have the worst avatars. Worst.
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Taco John Sapere Aude Join Date: Jun 2001 Casino cash: $3197937	You don't like my bigger melons? __________________ Ehyeh asher ehyeh. Donger's Razor: "The most establishment-friendly explanation that gives leftist and neocon politicians the most amount of cover is the only possible explanation, even when gaping holes and leaps of logic are required to get there."
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12-02-2004, 01:29 AM	#59
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