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**Rain Man** · 07-05-2005, 04:43 PM

We won the biggest project in the history of my company today. I can't tell anyone what it is at the moment, but we won it and it's really cool.

Arrrrrrr! (Flex, flex.)

Receiving line is at the right. Feel free to offer your congratulations or to jealously tell me to do obscene things to myself.

07-05-2005, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

Massive man boobs might be close.

You raise a valid point, Mr. Mickelson.

FWIW, I've reconsidered my previous statement. Somewhere there is an ex-girlfriend of mine walking around with the name of another ex-girlfriend of mine carved in her forearm.

How do you suppose she explains that?
"Hello (squinting), uh Tina I presume?"
"Nah (chomps gum), my name's Krystal."
"Uh - your arm."
"Oh - that's my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's name."
"WTFBBQ"

Logical · 07-05-2005, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

... drive shaft issues...

Well that is not good for Pink, thank goodness she already got a beautiful child out of the marriage.

07-05-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Notice you're gone and this stuff is still happening. It's you not me.

Says the futher mucker who can't even count.

"Bad shit always happens in threes."

Uh.

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PastorMikH · 07-05-2005, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

"Bad [stuff] always happens in threes."

Uh.

1
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UH OH! You've got a REAL DOOZY coming up. The third item in three sets of threes is about to unfold.

Please don't come to Oklahoma for while, OK?

**luv** · 07-05-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I plan to profit from the broken hand, too. Two words: sympathy pussy.

You probably borrow friend's dogs to take them to the park, toss the frisbee to where it lands right next to some girl laying out....
Have you ever gone to war and not known if you would see tomorrow?

07-05-2005, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Wait, now you're projecting that theory on to me?

Uh - like you have any credibility to deny it. You can't even remember what you hit to break your hand 4 nights ago. You can't even remember slobbering all over the 60 year old mother with her perfectly eligible 2 daughters sitting at the same table. heh.

**Skip Towne** · 07-05-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Notice you're gone and this stuff is still happening. It's you not me.

Exactly, see post #32.

PastorMikH · 07-05-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Uh - like you have any credibility to deny it. You can't even remember what you hit to break your hand 4 nights ago.

My mom had a horse step on her foot one time and did a fine job of breaking bones. Say END, by chance, did your date step on your hand?

**Rain Man** · 07-05-2005, 10:45 PM

Arrrrr. (Flex, flex).

Thanks for the kind wishes, everybo - ... heyyyy, this thread is just about phobia.

PastorMikH · 07-05-2005, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Arrrrr. (Flex, flex).

Thanks for the kind wishes, everybo - ... heyyyy, this thread is just about phobia.

He's had a tough time lately and needed some encouraging. It was sure thoughtful of you to create a thread for that to happen on.

07-05-2005, 10:47 PM

Please leave my thread, Rainman. I'm trying to absorb all the good vibes I can get.

**alanm** · 07-05-2005, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

My mom had a horse step on her foot one time and did a fine job of breaking bones. Say END, by chance, did your date step on your hand?

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEE HEE!!!!

**alanm** · 07-05-2005, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief

I thought there was an Alan from Nebraska that was moving to Des Moines. I must have my wires crossed.

I think there's another guy that lives in Omaha who's name is Alan but uses another name and was moving to Des Moines. I'm the only guy here that uses Alan in my user name.

patteeu · 07-05-2005, 11:42 PM

Congratulations Rain Man! That sounds great (although a bit vague at the same time). I'm guessing you won the contract to do a survey and some analysis on what the Navy's next medium attack aircraft should be capable of doing.

**MahiMike** · 07-06-2005, 06:45 AM

Guess this means you won't be seeing your family for the next 9 months...

07-05-2005, 04:43 PM
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07-05-2005, 10:47 PM	#56
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07-05-2005, 11:42 PM	#59
patteeu The 23rd Pillar Join Date: Sep 2002 Casino cash: $10019237	Congratulations Rain Man! That sounds great (although a bit vague at the same time). I'm guessing you won the contract to do a survey and some analysis on what the Navy's next medium attack aircraft should be capable of doing. __________________ “Boy, you all want power. God, I hope you never get it.” - Lindsay Graham
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07-06-2005, 06:45 AM	#60
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