Got Tazerd Tonight - Page 4

Otter · 08-07-2005, 12:50 AM

So I decided to go out to the bars with my girlfriend and some friends. Everything is going well when all of a sudden one of my girlfriends friends come out of nowhere crying and saying she wants to go home.

Apparently a cab wasn’t good enough for this little diva by her standards or more importantly my girl’s standards so I wind up driving her home.

No problem right. WRONG.

After driving her across town (still completely sober) I get back downtown, park the truck and start walking to the bar where my friends are at. All of a sudden behind me I hear “yo tough guy!”.

Apparently this guy is the reason she was crying. I still don’t know if he’s an ex-boyfriend or what the hell his relationship is with her.

I assume he’s not talking to me and keep walking. Next thing I know I get shoved from behind and turn around just in time to get a bottle broken over my head. I’m down on one knee and the self preservation instinct kicks in so I get back up, tackle the guy and start wrestling around.

I’m on top getting the better of the guy and all of a sudden ZAP!!! A cop who obviously didn’t know what was going on besides what he saw after I got up hit me with a tazer.

If you’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing a stun gun I don’t know how else to describe it besides filling a bathtub full of water and dropping in a toaster. Your whole body stiffens up, the pain is quick but sharp as a knife and you’re completely helpless for about 10 seconds.

The bouncers across the street eventually stepped in and explained what happened but I now have four stitches in my head, been stun gunned by a cop, my truck is still downtown and I told my girlfriend to fuck off and leave me alone because I was pissed off and bleeding because that little bitch couldn't take a cab.

That's not even including the hospital and legal bullshit.

My cell is off, the door is locked and I’m getting piss drunk all by myself. What a flucking night. I'm marrying a big fat ugly homely beast tommorow so I never have to go through this again.

I’m too freaking old for this shit.

Mr Grimm · 08-07-2005, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Saggysack

And be glad it wasn't FOX pepper spray.

i'd rather jump in a pool full of razor blades, than be hit by Saber Red or that stuff! Tazer hurt, but at least once the power is off it stops. i burned for 3 days after every time i took a shower.

DenverChief · 08-07-2005, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Grimm

i'd rather jump in a pool full of razor blades, than be hit by Saber Red or that stuff! Tazer hurt, but at least once the power is off it stops. i burned for 3 days after every time i took a shower.

yikes I'm glad I only have to go thru the taser "training"

Logical · 08-07-2005, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief

sorry to hear about that man....

I turned sigs on to see Grimm's but I must say I like yours DC

DenverChief · 08-07-2005, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Vlib Logiclost

I turned sigs on to see Grimm's but I must say I like yours DC

Thanks I had to turn my sigs off for work purposes I almost forgot what I had as a sig....damn when it rains it pours.....Sheriffs dept brought in one F/intoxicated, PD brought in one F/intoxicated and the State patrol is bringing in one M/intoxicated....this in the span of 10 min!!!

Mr Grimm · 08-07-2005, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief

Thanks I had to turn my sigs off for work purposes I almost forgot what I had as a sig....damn when it rains it pours.....Sheriffs dept brought in one F/intoxicated, PD brought in one F/intoxicated and the State patrol is bringing in one M/intoxicated....this in the span of 10 min!!!

LOL, i totally feel your pain. total for tonight.
2 drunks= 1m/1f
1 crackhead= 1f
3 warrants= 2m/1f

currently holding 8 murderers, 5 child molesters,... ill just stop there.

DenverChief · 08-07-2005, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Grimm

LOL, i totally feel your pain. total for tonight.
2 drunks= 1m/1f
1 crackhead= 1f
3 warrants= 2m/1f

currently holding 8 murderers, 5 child molesters,... ill just stop there.

sonofa.....we only have one murderer mostly druggies and sex offenders.....*sigh* more paperwork....sokay I knew I signed up for something

Mr Grimm · 08-07-2005, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief

sonofa.....we only have one murderer mostly druggies and sex offenders.....*sigh* more paperwork....sokay I knew I signed up for something

been quite here for a while. Got 1 on the way from PD. ill be ready to leave in 2 hours. had class all day and 12 hour shift after that. I'm beat.

DenverChief · 08-07-2005, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Grimm

been quite here for a while. Got 1 on the way from PD. ill be ready to leave in 2 hours. had class all day and 12 hour shift after that. I'm beat.

yikes sorry to hear man...I'm outta here at 6 too

htismaqe · 08-07-2005, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

Oh, and take it from a 32 year old who's married with two kids. I was in no danger of being tazed or hit with a bottle tonight. I was cleaning puke out of sheets at 2:30am instead. And no, it wasn't mine.

I feel you're pain. I've been up since 4...

JOhn · 08-07-2005, 06:30 AM

Otter,

Bwana is gonna be pissed he missed all your fun.

JOhn · 08-07-2005, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe

I feel you're pain. I've been up since 4...

Lucky you, had to get up at 12:45 am on saturdays for work , but I'm done and headed to bed.

Bill Lundberg · 08-07-2005, 08:06 AM

I gotta say, I'm impressed that you can get a bottle broken on your head and stay conscious. Bottles are a lot thicker these days. You're lucky you just ended up with stitches.

08-07-2005, 08:13 AM

Your little friend is going away for several months for this stunt. Assault with a deadly weapon is no joke. He's the idiot in this situation - not you. Not your g/f. Not the other gal.

I hope you feel better when you awaken. Sounds like quite a night. Hang in there, Joe.

**mlyonsd** · 08-07-2005, 08:28 AM

No offense Otter but the whole episode sound like something you'd see in an Adam Spandler or Billy Bob Thornton movie.

Hope it all works out.

Herzig · 08-07-2005, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Dude, shit happens. You could be married, with kids, and still get a bottle broken over your head. The situation you're in isn't so bad.

Just because you got a bottle broken over your head and tazered doesn't mean that you aren't where you should be in your life. So you're single and 32.....well, there's about 32 million people that age that are single. Not everyone gets married at 25, etc. Not everyone finds the right one at the same time or whatever. When it's right, it'll happen.

I'm one of those people. I'm 34 and never been married although I do have a serious girlfriend. Not too sure about our future either. But, I am happy with my life...I've got a steady job, a nice house and car, a rent house, a great family, Sunday ticket, etc...whether I get married or not, I will be happy that I have those things and my health. Hang in there.

08-07-2005, 12:50 AM
Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $-741618	Got Tazerd Tonight So I decided to go out to the bars with my girlfriend and some friends. Everything is going well when all of a sudden one of my girlfriends friends come out of nowhere crying and saying she wants to go home. Apparently a cab wasn’t good enough for this little diva by her standards or more importantly my girl’s standards so I wind up driving her home. No problem right. WRONG. After driving her across town (still completely sober) I get back downtown, park the truck and start walking to the bar where my friends are at. All of a sudden behind me I hear “yo tough guy!”. Apparently this guy is the reason she was crying. I still don’t know if he’s an ex-boyfriend or what the hell his relationship is with her. I assume he’s not talking to me and keep walking. Next thing I know I get shoved from behind and turn around just in time to get a bottle broken over my head. I’m down on one knee and the self preservation instinct kicks in so I get back up, tackle the guy and start wrestling around. I’m on top getting the better of the guy and all of a sudden ZAP!!! A cop who obviously didn’t know what was going on besides what he saw after I got up hit me with a tazer. If you’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing a stun gun I don’t know how else to describe it besides filling a bathtub full of water and dropping in a toaster. Your whole body stiffens up, the pain is quick but sharp as a knife and you’re completely helpless for about 10 seconds. The bouncers across the street eventually stepped in and explained what happened but I now have four stitches in my head, been stun gunned by a cop, my truck is still downtown and I told my girlfriend to fuck off and leave me alone because I was pissed off and bleeding because that little bitch couldn't take a cab. That's not even including the hospital and legal bullshit. My cell is off, the door is locked and I’m getting piss drunk all by myself. What a flucking night. I'm marrying a big fat ugly homely beast tommorow so I never have to go through this again. I’m too freaking old for this shit.
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08-07-2005, 06:30 AM	#55
JOhn El' Barto Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ Casino cash: $9964900	Otter, Bwana is gonna be pissed he missed all your fun.
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08-07-2005, 08:06 AM	#57
Bill Lundberg American Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10004925	I gotta say, I'm impressed that you can get a bottle broken on your head and stay conscious. Bottles are a lot thicker these days. You're lucky you just ended up with stitches. __________________ Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after. ~Henry David Thoreau
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08-07-2005, 08:13 AM	#58
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	Your little friend is going away for several months for this stunt. Assault with a deadly weapon is no joke. He's the idiot in this situation - not you. Not your g/f. Not the other gal. I hope you feel better when you awaken. Sounds like quite a night. Hang in there, Joe.
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08-07-2005, 08:28 AM	#59
mlyonsd Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Spink, SD Casino cash: $-2046238	No offense Otter but the whole episode sound like something you'd see in an Adam Spandler or Billy Bob Thornton movie. Hope it all works out.
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