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07-23-2008, 02:41 PM | #46 | |
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The other is much more psychotic (she's Siamese for those of you who know what they're like), so she doesn't like to do what you want to do - everything's on her terms. However, she loves to be around people if not interacting with them, so she follows us everywhere. Every night when we go to bed, she crawls up on the bed like clockwork and goes to sleep (at least for a while). There are cats out there that basically sleep, eat, poop, and repeat. But most that I know have a lot more personality than that. |
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07-23-2008, 02:41 PM | #47 |
Fish are scared of me
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I hate all animals!!!! Antifreeze for everyone
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07-23-2008, 02:41 PM | #48 |
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You are correct. Obviously, there are exceptions to every rule. By and large, though...
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07-23-2008, 02:41 PM | #49 |
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EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
Day number 182 8:00 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 PM OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 1:30 PM ooooooo. bath. bummer. 4:00 PM OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 PM OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 PM OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed. DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan. DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth. DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkeys and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time... |
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07-23-2008, 02:41 PM | #50 |
Losing with passion.
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07-23-2008, 02:43 PM | #51 |
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Quit cat-footing around. Say what you mean.
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07-23-2008, 02:43 PM | #52 | |
You think you can get by this?
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Also, there have been several times in the past month when I've sat and cried. She did her best to look especially cute and purr especially loud. |
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07-23-2008, 02:43 PM | #53 | |
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In my nearly 30 years of living with cats (upwards of 10 or more total), we've had one cat that fit that description of just not having any personality. She was pretty dull. But really, there are people like that, too. |
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07-23-2008, 02:44 PM | #54 |
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That's not true at all. If a dog has a good owner it will be house trained, and will poop outside. Cats poop inside and leave their poop in plain view for everyone to see and smell. Gross.
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07-23-2008, 02:45 PM | #55 |
You think you can get by this?
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07-23-2008, 02:46 PM | #57 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Cats are actually pretty darn useful when you're setting up a wireless, radio fence perimeter and you're testing the wattage and amperage and stuff.
When their heads pop off, their bodies usually run for awhile and typically make it at least as far as across the street onto the neighbor's property. Plus, you can easily pick up any leftover noggins by their little whiskers to prevent getting any charred, smelly hair on your hands. FAX |
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07-23-2008, 02:47 PM | #58 |
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07-23-2008, 02:47 PM | #59 |
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Not all of them. My mom has a cat that just poops on top of the litter box. The cat we had before her pissed in my box of comic books that I had kept for years, and ruined all of them. Stupid cats.
Plus even if they use a box correctly, the stench is still awful. When you get a cat, you basically have to decide which room you want to smell like shit for the next ten years. |
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07-23-2008, 02:50 PM | #60 |
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Dogs are twice as awesome as Cats. Ever see a cat used as a hunting dog would be used?
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