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Old 08-05-2008, 10:30 PM  
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So your kid turns out to be a gay...

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edit: you gotta beat it out of him, right?

another edit: forgot.... the power of prayer will take care of it too

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Old 08-05-2008, 11:26 PM   #46
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I remember the day I chose to be straight.

*strokes chin and reminisces*
Yeah I have always wondered if people that insist that homosexuality is a choice, actually had to make that choice for themselves.

Edit- And also do they choose to be attracted to the same sex or is acting on the attraction the choice? If a person was only attracted to the same sex and repulsed by the opposite, but chose to never enter a relationship (including sex), would they be homosexual?

I need these and many other questions answered before I judge.

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Old 08-05-2008, 11:27 PM   #47
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I would have to agree like most people on here, never talk to him or her again, pray for their sins, and try to have another kid
you gotta get the devil outta him.... that means prayin hard
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:28 PM   #48
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I think being gay is just not being able to do well with women. So then they go off with men because they suck with women
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:31 PM   #49
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I think being gay is just not being able to do well with women. So then they go off with men because they suck with women
so were you the guy holdin up those zany signs at the K last night?
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:31 PM   #50
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I think being gay is just not being able to do well with women. So then they go off with men because they suck with women
This is literally what I thought when I was five.

You have the mentality of a five-year-old on this issue.

(You're joking, though, right?)
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:32 PM   #51
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so were you the guy holdin up those zany signs at the K last night?
??? I had signs but they were more serious, not zany
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:34 PM   #52
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(You're joking, though, right?)
If you have to ask that of Demonpenz, the answer is yes.
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:35 PM   #53
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??? I had signs but they were more serious, not zany
"vince young is the worst passing quarterback in the NFL"

was that one of your signs?
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:37 PM   #54
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I am glad they don't allow gays in the military, they would spend too much time ****ing not fighting
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:38 PM   #55
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I used to be a fundamentalist "you choose to be gay" tard. But then I got out in the world and actually learned about people. I know some guys who are gay, and there's no doubt about it - they're not making a choice here. They're just responding to their biological impulses.

If it turns out that my son is gay, I will do what already comes naturally: I will love him for who he is -- and especially who he is to me: my son. My love is not available to him only with preconditions -- least of all that God created him the way that is most pleasing to me.
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:38 PM   #56
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:39 PM   #57
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:42 PM   #58
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and what's up with all these gays and their AIDS and stuff?
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:44 PM   #59
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So lets see to be politically correct and tolerate that which you disagree with is acceptable but to stand for what you believe is insecurity and ignorance?
It's now called political correctness to love your offspring unconditionally? What's the point of being a Christian if you feel required to disown your kids if they turn out to be gay? God the Father has absolutely no use for your stupid pride.
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:46 PM   #60
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My kid would not "turn out to be gay".

He may choose to be gay in which case I would choose to not have contact with him except for holidays and forced family events. It is not something that happens to you it is a choice. As much as I love my kids that is the truth of the matter.
You know, I don't like the way flamboyant gays act as much as the next guy but there is no freaking way being gay is a choice. Lets think about this in layman's terms, if being gay was a choice, then straight people would be able to physically screw a dude in the pooper if they had to right? Well if someone had a gun to my head, and said I had to be gay, my wang would still be curled up flaccid in between my legs. I know some gays go overboard and are attention seekers but there are a great deal that really don't want to be gay in the first place if they had the choice, and aren't the flamboyant gay type. Saying that all gay people choose to be gay is just an ignorant as shit blanket statement.
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