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Old 08-10-2008, 12:28 AM  
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Hamas gets jumped

So I'm out at this bar celebrating my bday, and I'm in a bathroom. Some Chinese whore walks in and says "what I'm I?" and I say "A Chinwoman?"...So to retaliate, the rat bitch throws a beer in my face ten minutes later.

Thus, later I go outside, where said ****ing c*nt whore is, and throw an entire ****ing beer in her face. I proceed to get jumped by 10 guys, who act like I'm the mother****er who started the fight, unknowing of the fact that some c*nt tossed a beer in my face because I got fucking doused by some rat whore.

Big ****ing deal, they're all c*nts in the end.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:08 AM   #46
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:09 AM   #47
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Other than a strawberry on my elbow and a few scrapes, I'm ready to go.
Cool... coulda been worse.

Now you've got a good story to tell... at the very least.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:09 AM   #48
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I saw a pretty cool bar fight last night. A wedding party was having a recepation at a local bar, yeah real classy I know, okay its little a nicer place it was Trolleys, but still. Some dude was mouthing off to the bride or one of the bridemaid's or something and nice little brawl started.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:09 AM   #49
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Other than a strawberry on my elbow and a few scrapes, I'm ready to go.
I got body beat pretty good.

Heading from Jeff to columbia you take stadium exit, turn right at the 4 way right at the stadium, then about 2 blocks. On the left there's a run down white house when you walk in looks like a split foyer with a huge staircase after the door.

Yeah. Right there.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:10 AM   #50
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That really sucks especially on your birthday. This world is just full dumb asses.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:11 AM   #51
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:12 AM   #53
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Cool... coulda been worse.

Now you've got a good story to tell... at the very least.
Yeah, but I'd much rather beat those people to death with a pipe right now.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:13 AM   #54
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That dude is my older cousin.

Dead on.

Sad thing is even with that game he's still pulling bar chix looking nice. He'll be 50 trying the same game...
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That really sucks especially on your birthday. This world is just full dumb asses.
Well, my birthday isn't until tuesday, we were just celebrating for convenience...so fuck them either way.

I'm ok.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:14 AM   #56
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Wooderson rules.

Though I never expected him to bury his baby's placenta.

But I guess we all can't bat 1.000.

Or even .200.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:17 AM   #57
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Hold the **** up.

Is it me or is SeniorX2 sporting Jr. wood?...
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:18 AM   #58
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So I'm out at this bar celebrating my bday, and I'm in a bathroom. Some Chinese whore walks in and says "what I'm I?" and I say "A Chinwoman?"...So to retaliate, the rat bitch throws a beer in my face ten minutes later.

Thus, later I go outside, where said ****ing c*nt whore is, and throw an entire ****ing beer in her face. I proceed to get jumped by 10 guys, who act like I'm the mother****er who started the fight, unknowing of the fact that some c*nt tossed a beer in my face because I got fucking doused by some rat whore.

Big ****ing deal, they're all c*nts in the end.
In re-reading your thread starter, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt an assume one of two things:

1. She had a case of mistaken identity. In that case, I would have asked her "WTF?"

B. You banged her and forgot about it. In that, I would have asked her "WTF"?

In either case, you're ****ed

Such is life in a college town.

We should all be so lucky.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:19 AM   #59
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Wooderson rules.

Though I never expected him to bury his baby's placenta.

But I guess we all can't bat 1.000.

Or even .200.
Heh, seems I can't rep you again until I spread it around a bit. As for that health thing, I'm on it. Can't live on just cheese, beer, beef and jalapenos... but damnit, I'd like to.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:22 AM   #60
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Hold the **** up.

Is it me or is SeniorX2 sporting Jr. wood?...
Oh wow... uh...

While you may be right... there's no reason to look that closely.
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