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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Pond> Me <Barn
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My wife will ambush me - and have the father/bride song with be "Butterfly Kisses", and I'll lose it for sure.
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#47 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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I refuse to think about it.
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Supporter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: In a shotgun shack
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My daughter just turned 6. Kindergarten graduation kicked my ass. So yeah, if I live to see her get married it will likely be difficult.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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No offense gents, but this thread needs tags.
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Sexiest Athlete
Join Date: Apr 2001
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If you think you are going to cry at her wedding, just wait until you get the bill for it.... |
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#51 |
Playing for #1 Draft Pick
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Just West of Lambs land
Casino cash: $10004900
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who is this daughter I have no knowledge of.
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#52 |
Sexiest Athlete
Join Date: Apr 2001
Casino cash: $1021925
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As far as I'm concerned there isn't a male on the planet who is good enough for my little girls. Crying? I dunno. Probably fuming as I wonder why she would throw her life away and settle for that stupid shithead standing at the alter with a nervous smile on his face.
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#53 |
Sexiest Athlete
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Pastor: Who gives this woman to this man?
Me: Well, it sure as hell isn't my idea.... |
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#54 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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I thought all you papas out there would lose it because you looked at the pricetag for your little girls' wedding.
BAH **** fatelvis beat me to it. Knew I should've posted this instead of munching on some ****ing oreos. Damnit.
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