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**sd4chiefs** · 01:25 PM

Armond White. I can't believe this guy still has a job.

He is the most hated critic on Rotten Tomatoes.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/author/author-2725/

He has given bad reviews for UP, Star Trek, and last years Iron Man and The Dark Knight and good reviews for, Terminator Salvation, Dance Flick, Bedtime Stories, and now Land of the Lost.

Frazod · 06-04-2009, 06:12 PM

I like Roeper - he seems fairly down to earth. Ebert has lost mind.

blaise · 06-04-2009, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I like Roeper - he seems fairly down to earth. Ebert has lost mind.

Ebert sometimes seems like he has a predetermined agenda or bias.

Otter · 06-04-2009, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise

Ebert sometimes seems like he has a predetermined agenda or bias.

You really think someone on his level doesn't get kick back for a "thumbs up"?

Frazod · 06-04-2009, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise

Ebert sometimes seems like he has a predetermined agenda or bias.

And he's paying less and less attention to the details of films and writing inaccurately in his reviews. Dude needs an editor, but much like Stephen King, good luck telling him that.

irishjayhawk · 06-04-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

The thing is not finding a reviewer you agree with, but finding one you trust. Before I started reviewing, I knew my tastes and the tastes of my favorite critic (writing style, info, etc.). And if he didn't like it, chances are I would. I didn't agree with him most of the time, but I knew him and trusted him.

For me, that's Ebert. I don't know who I'll turn to after....

Pitt Gorilla · 06-04-2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I'm just a bit too old for Transformers - by the time they hit I'd outgrown watching new cartoons. No cars that turn into robot things for me, thank you very much.

Transformers, He-Man, GI Joe. Afterschool cartoons kicked ass.

Psyko Tek · 06-04-2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

The thing is not finding a reviewer you agree with, but finding one you trust. Before I started reviewing, I knew my tastes and the tastes of my favorite critic (writing style, info, etc.). And if he didn't like it, chances are I would. I didn't agree with him most of the time, but I knew him and trusted him.

nope, you don't have to find one you agree with just find one that is consistent...
if he hates movies you like
and has consitent "bad" judgment you know what movies you want to see

me and ebert don't agree always but I know from his reviews if I'll like the movie

he's consitent

**sd4chiefs** · 06-04-2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

nope, you don't have to find one you agree with just find one that is consistent...
if he hates movies you like
and has consitent "bad" judgment you know what movies you want to see

me and ebert don't agree always but I know from his reviews if I'll like the movie

he's consitent

I think Ebert has lose it. He says that Land of the Lost (3/4 stars) is better than Star Trek (2.5/4 stars).

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/author/author-16/

Demonpenz · 06-05-2009, 08:13 AM

eberts been sick as hell for a long time. I always liked his reviews for better or worse they were fun listening to his snarky ass. He always seemed a closet perv too, always giving shit that was half porno thumbs up. I think I liked him because he was all snooty, the kind of guy you want to drink a case of papst and beat the shit out of him. good times

**sd4chiefs** · 06-05-2009, 08:51 PM

This is what someone elses thinks about Armond White the movie critic and his review of Land of the lost.

Listen, Armond, don't keep signing in under different names and defending this garbage heap of a review. Have your mom do it instead. "Look at me, world! I'm different! I go against the grain! I poop my pants and throw it on my computer and THAT'S how my reviews get written - wherever my Armond-poo lands, those are the letters I use to write my scintillating commentary! My poo even talks, for I am Armond the great and powerfull pants pooper! If only the actors in Star Trek had been a different ethinicity, THEN I - and my fecal genius - would have loved it! But I'm afraid it holds nary a candle to such classics as "Pootie Tang" and "Soul Plane"! For a free sample of talking Armond poo that will explain to you how much smarter I am than all of you and to give you different ways to lavish my insecure butt with attention, just send a self-addressed stamped box to ARMOND c/o his poo. No address needed, for every post office in the world knows who I am, since all mailmen whipe themselves with the rag that I write for! Feel my poo wrath!" Or something like that

**sd4chiefs** · 06-25-2009, 01:03 PM

Armond White does it again. He gave the new Transformers movie a good review.

This guy is such a reerun.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/tran...viewid=1828886

L.A. Chieffan · 06-25-2009, 03:47 PM

the guys shtick is obvious.

pretty smart if you ask me

Halfcan · 06-25-2009, 04:01 PM

I havnt seen the second one-I figure it is the same at the first-so why bother??

**sd4chiefs** · 07-15-2009, 05:16 PM

Just like clock work Armond White waits until most of the reviews are in so that he can give the new Harry Potter movie a bad review when most reviews are good. 89% on the T-meter.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/harr...viewid=1832295

**Reaper16** · 07-15-2009, 05:25 PM

Armond White must be the MemyselfI of movie critics.

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Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $2715085	I like Roeper - he seems fairly down to earth. Ebert has lost mind.
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Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $2822136	eberts been sick as hell for a long time. I always liked his reviews for better or worse they were fun listening to his snarky ass. He always seemed a closet perv too, always giving shit that was half porno thumbs up. I think I liked him because he was all snooty, the kind of guy you want to drink a case of papst and beat the shit out of him. good times __________________
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06-05-2009, 08:51 PM	#55
sd4chiefs error 404 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Bizarro World Casino cash: $8800445	This is what someone elses thinks about Armond White the movie critic and his review of Land of the lost. Listen, Armond, don't keep signing in under different names and defending this garbage heap of a review. Have your mom do it instead. "Look at me, world! I'm different! I go against the grain! I poop my pants and throw it on my computer and THAT'S how my reviews get written - wherever my Armond-poo lands, those are the letters I use to write my scintillating commentary! My poo even talks, for I am Armond the great and powerfull pants pooper! If only the actors in Star Trek had been a different ethinicity, THEN I - and my fecal genius - would have loved it! But I'm afraid it holds nary a candle to such classics as "Pootie Tang" and "Soul Plane"! For a free sample of talking Armond poo that will explain to you how much smarter I am than all of you and to give you different ways to lavish my insecure butt with attention, just send a self-addressed stamped box to ARMOND c/o his poo. No address needed, for every post office in the world knows who I am, since all mailmen whipe themselves with the rag that I write for! Feel my poo wrath!" Or something like that __________________ “It's Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.” – Mark Twain.
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06-25-2009, 01:03 PM	#56
sd4chiefs error 404 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Bizarro World Casino cash: $8800445	Armond White does it again. He gave the new Transformers movie a good review. This guy is such a reerun. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/tran...viewid=1828886 __________________ “It's Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.” – Mark Twain.
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L.A. Chieffan PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: American Gardens Building Casino cash: $3938654	the guys shtick is obvious. pretty smart if you ask me
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06-25-2009, 04:01 PM	#58
Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	I havnt seen the second one-I figure it is the same at the first-so why bother??
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07-15-2009, 05:16 PM	#59
sd4chiefs error 404 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Bizarro World Casino cash: $8800445	Just like clock work Armond White waits until most of the reviews are in so that he can give the new Harry Potter movie a bad review when most reviews are good. 89% on the T-meter. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/harr...viewid=1832295 __________________ “It's Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.” – Mark Twain.
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